Nine Goblins

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by T. Kingfisher
First sentence: “It was gruel again for breakfast.”
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Release date: January 20, 2026 (unless you want it in e-book; it’s available now)
Review copy provided by the publisher.
Content: There is some violence, including a huge (kind of gory) massacre. It will be in the Science Fiction/Fantasy section of the bookstore.

Look: goblins aren’t really made for war. It’s unfortunate that they found themselves in such a state – well, it’s not really their fault – that they are in a constant war with the humans and elves. Mostly, what goblins want to do is complain. Which, they suppose, war is good for. And the members of the Whining Nines (ha!) are really good at that. And their sergeant, Nessilka, doesn’t really want to be in charge, but since the rest of the goblins in her unit are really kind of useless, she supposes being in charge is what she has to do. That is, until they accidentally end up in the forest on the elf/human side. Where there is something decidedly… not right.

Okay, I don’t read e-books. I don’t like e-books. But, this one was spoken highly enough by several coworkers, and because it’s T. Kingfisher, I was willing to read an e-book. And I was not disappointed. Seriously. This one made me laugh out loud. It made me delighted the whole way through. There was enough of a plot to keep me going, but mostly it was the characters that just charmed the socks off me. I loved them all. And I would happily join them for more adventures if Kingfisher wanted to write them.

I don’t think I’ve read a bad Kingfisher book yet.

Audiobook: The Library of Unruly Treasures

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by Jeanne Birdsall
Read by Sorcha Groundsell
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Or listen at Libro.fm
Content: There is talk of neglectful parenting and some mildly harrowing moments. It’s in the Middle Grade (grades 3-5) section of the bookstore.

When Gwen MacKinnon is sent to live with her great-Uncle Matthew (whom she has never met) because her mother is off to Costa Rica with her boyfriend and her father got kicked out of the house of his third (soon-to-be-ex) wife, she doesn’t know what to expect. Probably nothing good, since nothing good ever happens. But what she finds when she gets there is a delightful human being in Matthew, a boon companion of a dog named Pumpkin, and the Lahdukan – who are NOT faeries, don’t even think that. The Lahdukan are convinced that Gwen is their new kalba (Matthew’s grown-up daughter Nora is their current one) and that Gwen is destined to help the MacKinnon clan and the Stewart clan (which is helpfully housed in the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum in Boston) join together. Gwen, however, has her doubts: she’s never succeeded at much of anything. How can she succeed at leading not one, but TWO Lahdukan clans?

Oh, this was charming. I probably would have enjoyed it had I read it – I do love Birdsall’s writing (especially the way she writes dogs!) – but I adored it on audio. Groundsell is a delightful narrator, and she captures everything – from charming Uncle Matthew to Gwen’s anxieties, to Julia, the 6-year-old who lives upstairs, to the myriad personalities of the Lahdukan. It was one of those books that made me happy every time I turned it on, and one I didn’t want to stop listening to.

I think, too, that Birdsall did just the right amount of fantasy to make it work. She didn’t create new huge worlds, just added a fantastical element (but they could be real!) to this one. It came across just as charming and just as perfect as the Penderwicks books did. Which means, honestly, I’ll read pretty much anything Birdsall writes.

Highly recommended for kids of all ages (this one would make a great read-aloud!).

There is No Antimemetics Division

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by qntm
First sentence: “‘Do anything nice over Christmas?'”
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Review copy provided by the publisher.
Release date: November 11, 2025
Content: There is swearing, including multiple f-bombs, and some violence that is gross at times. It will be in the Science Fiction/Fantasy section of the bookstore.

Oh, this one is going to be hard to sum up. Possibly impossible. Perhaps the best thing to know is that there is an Organization out there, one that is fighting against various memetics – some harmless, some ancient, others… not so much – to keep humanity, well, functioning. Except there is one memetic that has been released that is so powerful. And the problem is that if you remember it, you can’t combat it. How do you kill an idea that you don’t remember, and that won’t die?

It’s possibly the best bit of mind-blowing crazy train weirdness that I’ve read since the Locked Tomb series. It’s SO hard to explain, and yet, I was riveted: I couldn’t put the book down. Both of my co-workers said when they finished it, they immediately started it over again, and I get that: there is so much here that it’s impossible to catch it all in one reading. It’s really that good.

And I was blown away by it.

While the Earth Holds Its Breath

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by Helen Moat
First sentence: “I’m staring into the dark of the lake – tar black and freezing.”
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Review copy provided by the publisher.
Release date: October 21, 2025.
Content: It’s short and concise, and will be in the Creative Non-fiction section of the bookstore.

Helen Moat dislikes winter. Every year, as the year turns towards the dark, she feels an oncoming dread and anxiety, and every spring, an immense relief. But, in 2020, when everything was in lockdown, Moat made the decision to try and embrace the dark, the cold, the winter.

The book takes place over three winters, as Moat reflects on her experiences in the winter. She travels to Finland to the Arctic Circle, to Japan, to Spain to experience winter in different areas. She befriends a Ukrainian refugee and in that friendship, learns about Ukrainian winters. She ventures out in her Derbyshire countryside to forest bathe and experience what her backyard has to offer.

It’s a quick read, this book, and when I started it I wondered what it has to offer that Wintering doesn’t. There are many similarities, but I think Moat takes a broader look at winter. I liked her travels – May stays pretty close to her native England, if I remember right – and how she valued other traditions and ideas, and brought them home and incorporated them.

The short version: community and communion with nature and each other are what make winter tolerable. Getting outside, being with people in the warmth, and being mindful about noticing the small things are what help winter be less daunting. And I appreciate Moat’s perspective on it.

Audiobook: Graciela in the Abyss

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by Meg Medina
Read by Elena Rey
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Content: There are some pretty intense and scary moments, as well as emotional abuse by parents. It’s in the Middle Grade (grades 3-5) section of the bookstore.

Graciela accidentally died in the sea a long time ago, and woke up to be a ghost. She’s pretty content living her life until a series of things happen: her spirit guide, Amina, gets called to be a part of the ocean’s governing body; a spirit-killing harpoon gets unleashed (by accident) by a boy named Jorge; and then Graciela and Jorge have to destory the harpoon and save the sea.

Kind of. I think? The plot for this one kind of is immaterial – it’s all about Graciela’s growth. She starts the book selfish and annoying, and by the end she’s a decent human being. (At least, by the end I didn’t want to smack her as much.) Jorge was an abused child who just wanted to make things right. It’s a lot for a middle grade book.

And I had to move the narration up to 1.3x becuase it was sooooo slow at a slower speed. Like mind-numbingly slow.

I wish I had better things to say. I respect Medina and I’ve liked her books up to this point, but this one just didn’t do it for me.

It’s a Love Story

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by Annabel Monaghan
First sentence: “Fake it till you make it is a philosophy that serves in literally every aspect of life.”
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Content: There is swearing, including a few f-bombs, and a couple of on-page, but not terribly graphic, sex scenes. It’s in the Romance section of the bookstore.

Jane Jackson has spent much of her adult life trying to get away from the reputation she had (mostly on-screen) as a child TV star. She’s okay for money – residuals from the show have helped – but she’s trying to make it as a film producer. She thinks she has The Script to make a good movie, but two things are working against her: The production company she works for wants something “commercial,” and the cinematographer they hired, Dan, is her arch nemesis. Then she gets the brilliant idea: have pop star Jack Quinlin (whom she dated for exactly 48 hours when she was 14) sing the song. And, the way to do that? He’s singing at a festival in Dan’s hometown. That means spending a week on Long Island with Dan and his family, and convincing Jack – who may not remember her – to do the song. Will it work?

I liked this one well enough. I liked the relationship between Jane and Dan, and how the third-act breakup was more about Jane’s personal journey than something stupid Dan did. I liked the summer vibes of the book. I liked Dan’s family being loud and obnoxious and close, and how Dan felt he didn’t quite fit. I liked Dan and Jane’s relationship (though it was sort of instalove-y). But I didn’t love it. It was lacking that something to make me truly connect to the characters (maybe because Jane was a child actor?) and to fully feel the emotional impact of the story. That said, I’ll stand by my statement that maybe Monaghan writes more and less good books, but doesn’t actually write a bad one.

Replaceable You

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by Mary Roach
First sentence: “The Victorian upper crust excelled at taking apart dinner.”
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Release date: September 16, 2025
Review copy provided by the publisher.
Content: There is some swearing, including a few f-bombs. And there is, at times, some pretty descriptive medical procedures. It will be in the Science section of the bookstore.

The short version: The inimitable Mary Roach explores all the ways humans alter their bodies. From plastic surgery to organ replacements to prosthetic limbs, Roach looks at the history and the future of the science in these areas. There’s a chapter on each area, so she doesn’t go into depth, but she does cover a wide range of topics.

I haven’t read a Mary Roach book in years (Gulp was the last one; I guess I’m only interested in her body science books?), and I had forgotten what a funny writer she is. She’s self-deprecating, but also the snide asides (read the acknowledgments!) kept me laughing. No, this isn’t a life-or-death book (unless you’re a recipient of an organ transplant?), but it’s fascinating. She has a way of taking complex medical and scientific topics and boiling them down into ways that the common person (ie: me) can understand and appreciate.

I tell myself I need to read her books every time one comes out, and I’m super glad I listened this time. Totally and completely worth it.

Monthly Round-Up: July 2025

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July was a lot of driving and vacationing, which means a lot of audiobooks. It’s fitting that my favorite was one of them:

The Lady’s Knight

The narrators were great, and the book was so much fun. 10/10 would absolutely recommend. As for the rest:

Adult Fiction:

Love is a War Song
Brigands & Breadknives
Slipstream
Problematic Summer Romance (audiobook)
System Collapse (reread) (audiobook)
Into the Riverlands
Exiles
Wild and Wrangled (audiobook)
The Knight and the Moth (audiobook)

Young Adult:

In the Serpent’s Wake
Sisters in the Wind
Witchkiller

Non-fiction:

America’s Best Idea (audiobook)

Graphic Novel

All-Star Superman (audiobook)

Middle Grade

The House with No Keys

Obviously, vacations are good for reading. What was your favorite this month?

Love is a War Song

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by Danica Nava
First sentence: “Three nearly naked men drenched in oil gyrated around me, their things barely covered in short tan-hide loincloths that dangled between their thighs.”
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Review copy provided by the publisher.
Content: There is swearing, including multiple f-bombs, and a couple of on-page sex scenes. It’s in the Contemporary Romance section of the bookstore.

Avery has spent her whole life in LA – first as a child actor, and now trying to break into the music business. Sure, she just wants to write her own songs, but her mom (who is also her manager) keeps telling her that she has to pay her dues. So, she listens when the record label gives her a “Native-inspired” song (since her mother says they’re Muscogee) and films a video for it. Plus there’s a Rolling Stone cover. But when they come out, there is a huge backlash: what they thought was “taking back stereotypes” ended up just being deeply racist. So, to get away from death threats, her mother sends Avery to her estranged grandmother’s house in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, to hide. And maybe to learn a bit about this heritage she has claimed but knows nothing about.

Once there – on her grandmother’s working ranch – she meets Lucas, a Muscogee ranch hand who has a chip on his shoulder, especially when it comes to her and her music. Except, he’s hot. And while she is often annoyed at him, she also kind of likes being around him. And she comes to respect him. And maybe there’s more to Broken Arrow than she thinks.

I’m not sure I liked this one as much as I liked The Truth According to Ember, but I did like it. I like that Nava looked at how being a Native person in Hollywood/the music industry isn’t an easy thing. I liked the juxtaposition of city girl/country boy. Nava is good at writing banter, and I liked how she wove in Native culture and mannerisms throughout the book. Additionally, both Avery and Lucas grew as people, which was satisfying to see.

In short: I really liked this one.

Brigands & Breadknives

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by Travis Baldree
First sentence: “‘Fuck!’ creid Fern, ducking back inside the carriage a whisker before a clawed and scaled hand sailed past.”
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Release date: November 11, 2025.
Others in the series: Legends & Lattes, Bookshops & Bonedust
Review copy pilfered off the ARC shelves at work.
Content: It is very sweary. Like VERY sweary. (I like a book that tells you what it is with the first word.) And there’s some fantasy violence. It will be in the Science Fiction/Fantasy section of the bookstore.

Fern (the bookshop owner from the last book) has decided to relocate, after 20 years, to Thune, where the orc Viv is. Mostly to be near her friend, but also because Fern has lost the love of bookselling and needs a Change. Once in Thune, though, she realizes that she just can’t sell books anymore, and on a drunken whim, climbs into the carriage of the famous (legendary, even) one-eared Elf, Astryx. She doesn’t quite know what she’s thinking, but when Astryx finally discovers her, it’s too far for Fern to walk back. So, she stays. And she and Astryx – and a weird little (hilarious) goblin named Zyll, that Astryx is nominally returning for bounty – go on a journey.

Like Baldree’s other books, the premise is super simple. The joy, however, is in all the little things. It was Fern learning how to be on the road, growing into her own over the journey. (It was also Fern’s creative swearing.) It was the “diminished Elder Blade” knife that was just silly. It was the growing friendship and respect between Astryx and Fern. It was all their silly little side quests.

I listened to the other two on audio (Baldree is a fantastic narrator), and I wondered if this would hold up in print. It absolutely does. I loved being back in this world, I really enjoyed Fern as a main character, and I’d be happy to follow them all on any more silly adventures that Baldree dreams up.