Audiobook: The Blonde Identity

by Ally Carter
Read by Emily Ellet & Andrew Eiden
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Content: There is some swearing, including a few f-bombs; violence; and fade-to-black sex. It’s in the Romance section of the bookstore.

In Paris, in the middle of a blizzard, a woman wakes up with a headache and no memory of who she is. She finds herself caught up with spies – mostly because she looks like her identical twin sister, Alex, who IS a spy. She ends up teaming up with Sawyer, Alex’s partner, to help her 1) figure out who she is and 2) find Alex. What they didn’t expect was that sparks would fly between the two of them.

I’ve had this one on my shelf since it came out, but I just never got around to reading it. I was looking for a new audiobook, though – after I started and bailed on several (as well as print books! Gotta love a reading slump), and I realized that this one might be fun. And I was right: it was the perfect mix of action/adventure, of women being smart but also being vulnerable, and romance. I’ve loved Carter’s YA books, and this is – like she pitched it when it came out – just a grown up Gallagher Girls book. And I adored it.

It was exactly what I needed at exactly the time I needed it. (See? THIS is why I have shelves of TBR books. So I can pick them up when it’s the “right” time!)

Audiobook: Moon Called

by Patricia Briggs
Read by Lorelei King
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Content: There is some swearing, including multiple f-bombs, as well as violence with a pretty high body count. It’s in the Romance section of the bookstore.

Mercy Thompson is a shapeshifter, but she was raised by werewolves, so she knows a lot about them. And so when a newly changed wolf shows up at her garage in the Tri-Cities, Washington, she knows there’s going to be trouble. And she’s right. She teams up with the Alpha of the Columbia Basin Wolfpack, Adam, but when he’s severely injured, she returns home to Montana and her first love, Samuel, for help.

First off: this is much more world-building than actual story. There was a lot of explaining (no, please: sum up!) about wolf habits, wolf law, and pack politics. (The words “I’m not pack” were uttered more times than I cared to hear.) It was a decent mystery: who was at the heart of kidnapping kids and turning them into wolves, and how they were developing tranquilizers that worked on werewolves, was interesting. But, it wasn’t a romance. Not really. Sure, there were hints of a love triangle between Mercy, Adam, and Samuel, but it didn’t really go anywhere (yet). I liked Mercy as a character – she was smart and resourceful and didn’t let the men push her around. So, there’s that. But will I read more? Probably not. It was fine, but not exactly something I really want to spend a lot of time with.

Free Falling

by Lyla Sage
First sentence: “There was a dead man across the table from me.”
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Others in the series: Soul Searching
Release date: September 22, 2026
Review copy provided by the publisher.
Content: There is a lot of swearing, including many f-bombs. There are also several on-page, descriptive sex scenes. It will be in the Romance section of the bookstore.

Clarke has always had her act together. She’s the one who stayed home, who helped out, and all she wants to do is run the antique shop that her parents built. But, her life seems to be falling apart. There are repairs on the shop she can’t figure out how to pay, and the noise in her head – from the ghosts in the town – is getting louder and harder to block out. Enter Leith. His father died five years ago and left him the farm, but there’s a weird clause in the inheritance that means he has to be married in order to inherit. He’s had a crush on Clarke for forever and he has recently just ended a long-term relationship, so it seems like a good idea to get Clarke to pretend that they’re in a relationship so he can get the farm.

It’s a bit more complicated than that: Leith doesn’t want the farm, not really. He likes working on it, but doesn’t really want to be in charge. There’s his dad’s no-good brother who’s trying to get the farm so he can sell it to developers. And then there’s Clarke’s depression. So, some heavy issues in there along with the fake dating and the romance.

I did like this one. It was fun – I do like a fake dating trope – and I didn’t mind Clarke and Leith as main characters. It took a while for them to feel like characters, to feel like they had any chemistry – I really didn’t enjoy the first 50 or so pages – but once I settled into the book, I thought it was good (or good enough). I’m still not sure if I’ll read any more in this series. But, then again, maybe I’ll give into the hype and keep reading Sage’s books.

Audiobook: The Missed Connection

by Tia Williams
Read by Khaya Fraites
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Content: There is swearing, including multiple f-bombs, talk of trauma and anxiety, and a few on-page sex scenes. It’s in the Romance section of the bookstore.

After a year off, Sasha thinks she’s ready to get back in the game. She’s a casting agent, and she’s been hired to cast a lipstick commercial for makeup brand Seraphina. Which means getting on a plane for a transatlantic flight. She’s not happy about this, but when she meets Seat F, she feels like there’s an instant connection. They spend the flight talking and holding hands… but when they get to Paris, she loses him. Which is why she goes back to her old contact – a former private detective Wes (I can’t remember his last name!) – to help her find Seat F. But, the connection between her and Wes may be too much to ignore.

I really enjoyed this one! It was good to have a grounded romance, well-written, with fleshed-out characters that kept my interest without me rolling my eyes! I think I had a few nitpick items, but honestly, it didn’t really matter. Williams handled this in a way that felt realistic while also adhering to the guidelines in romance, and everything in the book felt intentional. It was smart, it was fun, and I definitely will be reading more from her.

Heartstopper Volume 6

by Alice Osman
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Others in the series: Volume 1Volume 2, Volume 3, Volume 4, Volume 5
Content: There is a handful of swearing, including a few f-bombs. There is also some fade-to-black sex. It’s in the Teen Graphic Novel section of the bookstore.

The final volume of the Heartstopper series sees Nick finishing up high school, and applying to university, Charlie being head boy, and everyone worrying that the friend group will fall apart as they head their separate ways.

I’ll be honest here: I kept confusing the Netflix show with the graphic novel. I thought Nick had already graduated (that’s the TV show) and that they had these existential discussions already (also the TV show). Which means, I don’t really remember what happened in Volume 5. And that this volume felt redundant. Pretty much everything in here has already happened in my brain (what I get for watching TV?). It’s always good to hang out with Nick and Charlie, though, and I didn’t dislike this volume. I just thought the story was farther along than it actually was.

I needed to get the book to finish out my Heartstopper collection. I would say I’d miss these characters, but to be honest, I’m not sure I will. I am glad that their story has come to a satisfying stopping point, though.

Audiobook: All About Love

by bell hooks
Read by January LaVoy
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Content: It’s challenging to read, and very honest about emotional abuse. It’s in the Creative Non-fiction section of the bookstore.

I’ve had this on my radar for a long time, one I knew I “should” read. It just turned out that I had a little bit of a window, and it’s a short read. That said, it’s not an easy one.

The basic premise is that hooks believes that people, Americans especially, don’t know how to love. And this book is all the things that are keeping people from fully experiencing love. It’s a hard book, mostly because hooks is so black and white. Capitalism, patriarchy, sure, but also our tendency to tell little white lies, to not be fully honest, to place too much emphasis on romantic love. The nuclear family divides us – we should be living in community – and prevents us from experiencing all forms of love.

It’s also one that I kind of regret listening to it. While LaVoy was an excellent narrator, I needed to see the words, and – this is unusual for me – I wanted to mark up the book and make notes in the margins. I know I will need to reread this, in print form, sometime. I just think I need to sit with it for a little bit first.

Christmas in Austenland

by Shannon Hale
First sentence: “
Release date: September 22, 2026
Review copy provided by the publisher
Others in the series: Austenland, Midnight in Austenland
Content: There is some mild swearing, and talk of abuse in a cult setting. It will be in the Romance section of the bookstore.

Perhaps I should start with this: when I learned that Hale had written another book set in Austenland, I was super excited. I love these books, I love the movie; it’s very much a comfort read/watch for me. What could be better, in this crap timeline we find ourselves in, than another silly romance set in a world where everything is mostly good and works out?

Reader, that is not what I got.

Kestrel is at Austenland because she won a dance contest (she danced the longest). She’s mostly trying to move beyond a 2-year-old breakup when her boyfriend left her high and dry. She wants to immerse herself in this world. Except, she can’t because of two reasons: Miss Charming’s ex-husband shows up and inserts himself into things (and he’s emotionally abusive), and Kestrel’s ex-boyfriend shows up, which throws Kestrel’s life into chaos.

Sounds delightful, yes? Except that it wasn’t. Partially because in alternating chapters, Hale gives Kestrel a tragic cult background that she has to escape from. It’s a completely different book, those chapters. And then, even worse, Hale spends too much time telling us how Kestrel feels. It was super annoying and just made for a boring book. I was so annoyed, I bailed halfway and then read the ending just to see. I am so disappointed. Maybe it’s because I expected too much from the book, built it up too much in my head.

But it’s not good. And that made me sad.

Audiobook: Phoebe Berman’s Gonna Lose It

by Brooke Averick
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Content: There is a lot of swearing, including multiple f-bombs, and fade-to-black sex. It’s in the Romance section of the bookstore.

Phoebe Berman is coming up on her 30th birthday, and she’s feeling anxious about it. Mostly because she’s never been in a relationship or on a date or kissed anyone or (gasp) had sex. And this is a Problem To Be Solved. So, against the advice of her therapist and friends, she makes a How to Lose Your Virginity in Thirty Days list.

It’s as embarrassing as it sounds. (There were multiple times that I was driving and I had to resist the urge to cover my eyes while I was listening.) See, Phoebe has crippling anxiety (and she’s unmedicated! Someone in the group thread for our Romance book club said the title should be “Phoebe Berman Needs Lexapro”), especially around relationships. And that doesn’t bode well for her status as a virgin.

It’s super hard to read about a person who is struggling with crippling anxiety (though John Green does it in his books), especially when they’re super unlikable. And I did want to smack Phoebe over the head a lot. She’s the same age as my oldest, and my 20-year-old is less annoying/obsessive/whatever than Phoebe is. Granted, I do have a daughter who struggles with this same thing, and maybe it would be annoying to be in her head all the time, so I tried to have patience and compassion around Phoebe. But it was hard, especially since I could see what the solution was early on. It’s good to have representation, especially in the romance genre, but it was a hard one to get through it (this was my second attempt, after all – I bailed on reading the book).

Averick’s narration was good, but I’d have liked to hear this book read by an experienced narrator; it may have smoothed out a few of the rougher edges on the book.

It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t my favorite, either.

Wild Goose Chase

by Sarah Adler
First sentence: “Dear Dr. Worthy – My name is John Otis Morse.”
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Release date: July 28, 2026
Review copy provided by the publisher.
Content: There is some swearing, including multiple f-bombs, and on-page sex. It will be in the romance section of the bookstore.

As part-owner of an antique store, Cal knows his stuff. He’s been working there since the previous owner (who has since died) caught him attempting to steal, became a surrogate father, and completely changed his life. So when the other part-owner takes off for Italy (to get married!) and sends his niece, Annie, to help Cal out, Cal’s a bit put out. Especially since Annie comes in, all whimsy and charm, threatening to upend everything. It also doesn’t help that Cal has suddenly had an illegal taxidermied goose thrust on him. He just has to figure out where the goose came from, and what to do with Annie (NOT fall in love, ha), and all will be as it was.

There are flashbacks to the early 1900s and a woman ornithologist to explain where the goose came from, and that’s a sweet little story in itself. As for the main one, I liked it a lot. I don’t think I loved it – I may be a bit burned out on romance right now – but I had fun with it. I liked both Cal and Annie, and while the 3rd act breakup seemed a bit forced, it wasn’t terrible.

In all, it’s much like Adler’s other books: it’s fun, it’s sweet, and it’s not a bad read.

Love Song

by Elle Kennedy
First sentence: “Wyatt Graham is staring at me.”
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Content: Lots and lots of on-page pretty graphic sex, plus lots of swearing and some (kind of – she’s not quite 21) underage drinking. It’s in the Romance section of the bookstore.

Blake Logan and Wyatt Graham have known each other their entire lives, mostly because their fathers are best friends. (See: The Deal.) Wyatt is four years older, which has always been a problem, especially when Blake confessed her crush to Wyatt when she was 16. And then there was the Christmas two years ago when they came close to having sex, but Wyatt was drunk and pulled away. And now, on the heels of a breakup, Blake finds herself at the family house on Lake Tahoe, looking for some solace to recover. Except Wyatt is there, dealing with songwriter’s block. Of course, there is tension between the two. Of course, they (eventually) give in to it. And, of course, there is fallout.

I wanted to like this one a lot more than I did. And my big problem was with Wyatt. The first 250 pages (yes, you read that right) was Wyatt going “oh I’m obsessed with her, but I CAN’T” over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. To say it got repetitive is an understatement. Then at the 280-page mark, I got tired, skipped 100 pages and picked it up again. (Yes, you read that right, too.) I didn’t miss anything. (Well, I missed a subplot item, but I was beyond caring at that point.) I got the Drama with the pregnancy (drunken sex will do that to you) and then the aborton (well, it was an etopic pregnancy, so it had to happen), and then the fallout. And it was all so. much. Drama. Eventually, Wyatt gets his act together, but Blake kind of just mopes around the whole ending until she gets to drop out of college and be Wyatt’s full-time girlfriend.

Ugh.

At the bare minimum, this book was 100 pages too long. But, it was just not good. I liked the idea, I even read The Deal in preparation (it wasn’t bad). It was all very disappointing. Then again, maybe I’m just a little bit burned out on romance right now.

Either way, this was not good.