Audiobook: The Blonde Identity

by Ally Carter
Read by Emily Ellet & Andrew Eiden
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Content: There is some swearing, including a few f-bombs; violence; and fade-to-black sex. It’s in the Romance section of the bookstore.

In Paris, in the middle of a blizzard, a woman wakes up with a headache and no memory of who she is. She finds herself caught up with spies – mostly because she looks like her identical twin sister, Alex, who IS a spy. She ends up teaming up with Sawyer, Alex’s partner, to help her 1) figure out who she is and 2) find Alex. What they didn’t expect was that sparks would fly between the two of them.

I’ve had this one on my shelf since it came out, but I just never got around to reading it. I was looking for a new audiobook, though – after I started and bailed on several (as well as print books! Gotta love a reading slump), and I realized that this one might be fun. And I was right: it was the perfect mix of action/adventure, of women being smart but also being vulnerable, and romance. I’ve loved Carter’s YA books, and this is – like she pitched it when it came out – just a grown up Gallagher Girls book. And I adored it.

It was exactly what I needed at exactly the time I needed it. (See? THIS is why I have shelves of TBR books. So I can pick them up when it’s the “right” time!)

Audiobook: Carmilla

by Sheridan Le Fanu
Read by Katherine Press
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Content: There’s not much, though there is talk of death by vampires. It’s in the Horror section of the bookstore.

In Austria in the late 1800s, Laura leads a solitary life with only her father for company. That is, until a stranger happens upon their isolated schloss and needs her daughter to stay with them to recover from her illness. This daughter, Carmilla, becomes Laura’s closest companion, her bosom friend (as Anne of Green Gables would put it). The problem is that deaths among the peasants from a mysterious disease start happening, and then Laura starts succumbing to it as well. The thing is: Carmilla is a vampire.

The tagline on the book is “the story that inspired Dracula”. I’m not sure if that’s the case, but it’s definitely a vampire story in the vein of Dracula. It’s all insinuation (it’s very sapphic – Carmilla doesn’t just want Laura for her blood, but also for herself) and conjecture. Its narration is in the form a recollection by Laura after the fact, so you know going in that she survives. It’s not gory or graphic. But it is compelling. I think that helps because of Press’s narration: she is very good at what she does. She gave the text an ominousness that helped with the vibe, and kept me interested in listening to it.

It’s also short, which is kind of what I want right now. Even though I don’t think I’m much of a vampire person (or werewolf, really), I did like this one.

Audiobook: Eric

by Terry Pratchett
Read by Colin Morgan, Peter Serafinowicz & Bill Nighy
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Others in the series: It’s in Discworld, and the fourth in the Unseen University series. But, like all of Discworld, you can read it out of order.
Content: It’s Sir Terry. There’s nothing objectionable. It’s in the Science Fiction/Fantasy section of the bookstore.

Eric is your typical demon summoner, except that he’s 14 and not very good at it. He’s attempted to summon a demon to grant him three wishes, and all he got was Rincewind, who isn’t a very good wizard at the best of times. And, in attempting to grant Eric’s wishes, they unravel time and space back to the beginning. Before ending up in hell, of course.

There’s really not much to say about this, mostly because it’s Terry Pratchett. It’s funny, it’s sweet, the footnotes (read by Bill Nighy!) are hilarious, and it’s an utterly pleasant way to spend 4 hours on a road trip. Highly recommended, especially if you’re driving somewhere.

Audiobook: Moon Called

by Patricia Briggs
Read by Lorelei King
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Content: There is some swearing, including multiple f-bombs, as well as violence with a pretty high body count. It’s in the Romance section of the bookstore.

Mercy Thompson is a shapeshifter, but she was raised by werewolves, so she knows a lot about them. And so when a newly changed wolf shows up at her garage in the Tri-Cities, Washington, she knows there’s going to be trouble. And she’s right. She teams up with the Alpha of the Columbia Basin Wolfpack, Adam, but when he’s severely injured, she returns home to Montana and her first love, Samuel, for help.

First off: this is much more world-building than actual story. There was a lot of explaining (no, please: sum up!) about wolf habits, wolf law, and pack politics. (The words “I’m not pack” were uttered more times than I cared to hear.) It was a decent mystery: who was at the heart of kidnapping kids and turning them into wolves, and how they were developing tranquilizers that worked on werewolves, was interesting. But, it wasn’t a romance. Not really. Sure, there were hints of a love triangle between Mercy, Adam, and Samuel, but it didn’t really go anywhere (yet). I liked Mercy as a character – she was smart and resourceful and didn’t let the men push her around. So, there’s that. But will I read more? Probably not. It was fine, but not exactly something I really want to spend a lot of time with.

Audiobook: Rasputin Swims the Potomac

by Ben Fountain
Read by Ron Butler
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Content: There is swearing, including multiple f-bombs and some off-page sex, as well as talk of violence. It’s in the Fiction section of the bookstore.

This one is going to be a hard one to sum up.

President *** (It was “President Bleep” on the audiobook) is running for a third term. Except people keep breaking out in what is called “the weeping sickness” at his rallies. A professional wrestler who goes by Gregori Rasputin (who really believes he is THE Gregori Rasputin) can heal those people. Somehow. So **** brings him on. Then it gets complicated. Rasputin gains in popularity, so he decides to run for president. The White House asks a staffer, Faith, to go spy on Rasputin, but she ends up believing more in him than in ****. And then there’s Clarence Thomas (not the Supreme Court judge), an independent journalist, who gets wrapped up in all of this.

And then the book ends.

This was very much a WTF book. I think, in large part, it’s because I don’t get/appreciate/like satire, and this is satirizing something. I talked to K and R about it at dinner, and we tried to figure out what Foutain was doing – was he satirizing the willingness of the American public to go with whatever is big and popular, despite red flags? (Maybe.) Is he satirizing the nature of the current political system – the way no one was willing to stop **** from defying the Constitution and running for a third term? (Maybe.) Was he satirizing the way that politics has become more of an entertainment gig than actual governing? (Maybe.) Did he do any of this well? (Uncertain.)

I liked it enough to finish it, which is saying something (I don’t know what, though). I’m just sure I didn’t “get” it.

Free Falling

by Lyla Sage
First sentence: “There was a dead man across the table from me.”
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Others in the series: Soul Searching
Release date: September 22, 2026
Review copy provided by the publisher.
Content: There is a lot of swearing, including many f-bombs. There are also several on-page, descriptive sex scenes. It will be in the Romance section of the bookstore.

Clarke has always had her act together. She’s the one who stayed home, who helped out, and all she wants to do is run the antique shop that her parents built. But, her life seems to be falling apart. There are repairs on the shop she can’t figure out how to pay, and the noise in her head – from the ghosts in the town – is getting louder and harder to block out. Enter Leith. His father died five years ago and left him the farm, but there’s a weird clause in the inheritance that means he has to be married in order to inherit. He’s had a crush on Clarke for forever and he has recently just ended a long-term relationship, so it seems like a good idea to get Clarke to pretend that they’re in a relationship so he can get the farm.

It’s a bit more complicated than that: Leith doesn’t want the farm, not really. He likes working on it, but doesn’t really want to be in charge. There’s his dad’s no-good brother who’s trying to get the farm so he can sell it to developers. And then there’s Clarke’s depression. So, some heavy issues in there along with the fake dating and the romance.

I did like this one. It was fun – I do like a fake dating trope – and I didn’t mind Clarke and Leith as main characters. It took a while for them to feel like characters, to feel like they had any chemistry – I really didn’t enjoy the first 50 or so pages – but once I settled into the book, I thought it was good (or good enough). I’m still not sure if I’ll read any more in this series. But, then again, maybe I’ll give into the hype and keep reading Sage’s books.

Victorious

by V. E. Schwab
First sentence: “Victor stood before the metal door.”
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Release date: October 6, 2026
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Others in the series: Vicious, Victorious
Content: It is very violent, with a super high body count, and some of the deaths are quite violent. It’s also swearing, with multiple f-bombs. It will be in the Science Fiction/Fantasy section of the bookstore.

Spoilers for the other two, obviously.

EON is still after Victor, though the solution he found isn’t working as well. Sydney and Mitch went on the run from them, separate from Victor, and EON has (yet) to track them down. It’s been three years since the night in Merit when everything went down, and they still don’t feel safe. And now, there’s a new director of EON, an ExtraOrdinary with a pretty scary ability, and whose single-minded focus will probably bring destruction on them all. How is it going to play out?

I am still surprised how much I like this series, even with the morally gray characters – no one is “good” in this universe – and the super-high body count. So many dead people, so little regret. And yet, I find myself captivated by this world of Schwab’s making, pulled into the questions it asks about what is good, and who gets to make decisions, and about grief and loss and vengeance. It’s a remarkably thoughtful series, for all its violence, and this is an absolutely perfect ending for it.

If you haven’t read the series, now is a good time to start.

Audio book: Kill All Wizards

by Jedediah Berry
Read by Raphael Corkhill
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Content: There is some swearing, including a few f-bombs, and a lot of fantasy violence. It’s in the Science Fiction/Fantasy section of the bookstore.

A barbarian – Gotchamus (not sure of that spelling, since I listened to it) – and a thief – Huxley – walked into a dining establishment, meeting up to do an exchange. What comes out of it, is the barbarian’s tale of loss and revenge, of how he came to lose his eye, and how he’s going to get his revenge on the wizards in this town. It doesn’t sound like a lot, but this is a short book, so there doesn’t need to be a lot.

What it has, though, is humor in spades. It got me early on when there was a whole bit about how the publisher should code the gory parts in red so people would know to skip them but then there would be people who would only read the gory parts, and no one wanted to encourage that behavior, and I was hooked. it’s a weird little place that Berry has created, but I adored the characters, I adored the tone fo the book, and Corkhill was superb as a narrator. It definitely can stand on its own, but if there’s going to be a series, I am 100% there for it.

So much fun.

Audiobook: The Missed Connection

by Tia Williams
Read by Khaya Fraites
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Content: There is swearing, including multiple f-bombs, talk of trauma and anxiety, and a few on-page sex scenes. It’s in the Romance section of the bookstore.

After a year off, Sasha thinks she’s ready to get back in the game. She’s a casting agent, and she’s been hired to cast a lipstick commercial for makeup brand Seraphina. Which means getting on a plane for a transatlantic flight. She’s not happy about this, but when she meets Seat F, she feels like there’s an instant connection. They spend the flight talking and holding hands… but when they get to Paris, she loses him. Which is why she goes back to her old contact – a former private detective Wes (I can’t remember his last name!) – to help her find Seat F. But, the connection between her and Wes may be too much to ignore.

I really enjoyed this one! It was good to have a grounded romance, well-written, with fleshed-out characters that kept my interest without me rolling my eyes! I think I had a few nitpick items, but honestly, it didn’t really matter. Williams handled this in a way that felt realistic while also adhering to the guidelines in romance, and everything in the book felt intentional. It was smart, it was fun, and I definitely will be reading more from her.

Murmuration

by T.J. Klune
First sentence: “It happens the moment before he crosses into Amorea.”
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Release date: November 17, 2026
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Content: There is some swearing, including multiple f-bombs, instances of domestic violence, and an on-screen sex scene. It will be in the Science Fiction/Fantasy section of the bookstore.

Mike Frazier has lived in Amorea for several years. It’s a small town where he’s a bookstore owner. There’s a rhythm to the days: he goes to the diner for breakfast and to flirt with Sean, he runs the store where there’s a book group on Mondays, and he goes to poker night once a week. It’s a good life. But things are crumpling at the edges: there’s the tattoo on his wrist (which itches sometimes) that he can’t figure out, one of his friends – Oscar – disappears before his eyes, and there are these murmurations of starlings that he seems to be the only one who sees. The more he asks questions, the weirder the town seems. He’s determined to get to the bottom of this – while also falling more in love with Sean – but is he prepared for what he’ll find.

In the afterward, Klune mentions two things: One, this book is heavily influenced by The Twilight Zone. I was never huge into the show, but I have seen a bunch of episodes, and I can feel the influence the show had on this book. It really has that uncertainty surrounding it, the vague uneasiness that you can’t quite shake as you try to figure out with the main character just what is going on. And two, that he was afraid this book would be too weird to publish. It’s another one of his older ones, before House in the Cerulean Sea became big, and he thought it was weird. My response: I like weird Klune so much better than angry Klune. I loved this one. I loved the weirdness, I loved the relationship between Mike and Sean, and I am especially fascinated by the way it played out in the end. There’s a lot of things to discuss here, and I can’t wait for others to read it so I have someone to talk about it with.

It’s absolutely worth the read.