Help Me, Please!

So, Renee over at Renee’s Book of the Day has started doing book-theemed podcasts. She’s done two, one for December and one for January. Since it sounded like fun, I called in my holiday book for December, and the podcast turned out okay (though I sound like a bit of a dork). January was winter-themed books, and again I called in. And, as it turned out, I was the ONLY ONE.

Okay, I’m all for participating in things, but not when it’s just ME. So, I’m sending out a plea. I’m planning on calling in with my romance book (and I’ve got a good idea, but you’ll have to wait and see what it is). But please, PLEASE don’t let me be the only caller again.

Trust me. It just wouldn’t be good.

I’m begging you. PLEASE. Call.

Five Things You Never Wanted to Know About Me

Hubby tagged me with a meme and I thought I’d give it a shot, since most of you don’t know much about me anyway.

1) I love to dance. Put on some good, loud, music, and I’m gone. In high school, you couldn’t keep me away from a high school dance at any high school (I often crashed the ones at my friends’ schools). One of the biggest fights I had with my mom was about not being able to go to a dance. In college I frequented dance clubs — any clubs really — as often as my pocket book would let me. But my love of dancing isn’t limited — ballet, modern, folk dance, ballroom… I love (and have done) it all. The irony is that I married a man without rhythm. But I still can be seen boogieing with the kids or in the car on occasion.

2) I am a Jack of all trades, master of none. I have dabbled in, at one time or another: sewing, interior decorating, cake decorating, scrapbooking (though not the really froufrou stuff), photography, calligraphy, web design (I could once program in HTML), journalism, studying folk lore and oral history, being a nanny, fiction/creative writing, singing, playing the piano, architectural design, canning jam, and gardening.

3) I want to own a saw. And learn how to build things.

4) I am terrified of: heights (particularly open heights), talking on the phone (especially to strangers) and rejection.

5) I love to mow the lawn. I’ve always loved mowing the lawn, even as a teenager. Good thing Hubby is allergic to grass. It just means the lawn is my domain.

Anyone who wants to do this is considered tagged.

Victory

I thought I’d follow up The Dark is Rising with a new Susan Cooper book. I don’t think I’ve read anything else besides The Dark is Rising series by her, and figured it was about time.

And… it was okay.

Nothing spectacular, though maybe my expectations were a bit high. I mean it’s Susan Cooper after all. (I have the same expectations when I read Robin McKinley books: they need to be good.) But this was just okay. The basic story: Molly, an English girl in 2006, is having a rough time because her mom married an American who relocated the family to the States. Sam, an English boy in 1803, has been pressed into Naval service and ended up on the HMS Victory, with Vice-Admiral Nelson in the battle of Trafalgar. There’s a connection between the two, and between flashbacks from Sam, Molly figures out what it is.

I liked the flashback sections immensely. The detail about being pressed into service by the Press Gangs and life on the ship was incredible. However, I think Cooper fell short with the modern character. She just didn’t seem to fit. And her journey wasn’t nearly as interesting as Sam’s was. I found myself skimming the Molly chapters just to get to the next Sam chapter. And he dropped out of the story way too early.

The best part of the book, though, was the Afterword. (I love Afterwords. I often read them before reading the book.) In it Cooper writes this: ” Perhaps I wrote this book only for the change of meeting one of my greatest heroes, just as I was lucky enough to meet Shakespeare in a book called in King of Shadows and Merlin, long ago, in a sequence called The Dark is Rising. Writers are fortunate people.”

Indeed.

A bit of Fluff

I’m just a little bit proud of this email I wrote to my family this week. Thought I’d share.

Twas the night before New Years,
And down on the street,
We all were talking
About what happened last week.

Christmas Eve went well;
It couldn’t have gone any faster.
Except for the Quaker service,
Which was a bit of a disaster.

The morning came early
For poor Mom and Dad.
At six-thirty sharp
Three girls got us out of bed!

We unwrapped the presents,
Excited to see:
A castle, books, dolls
And a Harry Potter DVD (game).

Candy, doughnuts, Eggs Benedict;
The day started well.
But the dinner roast was dry,
and Melissa fell ill.

All the next day
Melissa was in bed, sick.
So R rustled up
Friends for the girls, quick.

They spent the whole day
Playing games, doing crafts.
Though we were just a little glad
When they went home at last.

The next day was boxing.
We were only off by one.
Time to put away decorations
Now that Christmas was done.

Friday — Exploration Place,
We were all impressed.
There were airplanes, Miniature Kansas,
And a castle we liked best.

And just when we thought
We couldn’t have any more debts
We spent lots more money!
Oh, and Baby K took her first steps.

We watched lots of movies:
National Velvet, Sword in the Stone, Camelot,
Cars, Alice in Wonderland, Over the Hedge.
Some were good. Some were not.

We hung art, we cleaned house,
We spent time with our friends.
We had sleepovers, and great fun.
Every night late to bed.

We celebrated R’s 38th birthday
With presents (ties) and cake.
And there’s still a few more days
Left in this winter break!

And so you hear us exclaim
As 2006 fades from sight,
“Happy New Year’s to all,
And may it be bright!”

Frangipani

I got this book because the title makes me smile. Go ahead, say it: Frangipani. See?

This book, by Celestine Hitiura Vaite, made me smile, too. There’s really not much of a plot. It’s about a mom (Materena) in Tahiti, and her daughter Leilani. It’s about her hopes and fears for her daughter (and two sons, though she doesn’t really have many hopes for her oldest). It’s about her changing relationship with her daughter from infancy (I liked how she “welcomed the baby into her womb” and spent hours talking to her and telling her all about the world she was going to be born into.) through teenager (God help me: I’ll have four!) and into adulthood.

The picture Vaite (who herself is Taihitian) gave of Tahiti is simultaneously hopeful and depressing. Why is it that islander men are always portrayed as slackers? Are they, really? The common sense wisdom in Tahiti is not to marry a man until you’ve had at least one child with him because there’s less of a chance he’ll up and walk out on you. In fact, Materena’s man, Pito, walks out on her because she collects his pay so he won’t spent it all at the bar. And so they can have something to eat. The women are strong, though (they have to be, they say), and passionate, and wise, and, well, wonderful.

I loved the island lilt to the book (“girlfriend, eh?” “oh, bon cherie” — the French scattered throughout was fun). I loved Materena. She’s a wonderful character. I even liked Leilani, though not as much. And it had a good, satisfying ending.

A good read.

Merry Christmas

I read two Christmas books this year (plus assorted picture books). We finally got an illustrated copy of Christmas Day in the Morning, by Pearl S. Buck. It’s beautiful. But A’s favorite picture book this year is The Last Straw by Frederick H. Thury. All our Nativity camels are now named Hoshmakaka, in honor of this book. (It’s about a camel chosen to carry gifts to the Baby Jesus. It’s very sweet.)

I read The Trees Kneel at Christmas by Maud Hart Lovelace, and Skipping Christmas by John Grisham. Trees is a very slim, very sweet book set in 1950s Brooklyn. Two Lebanese children — Afify and Hanna, ages 7 and 5 — are told a story by their Grandmother about how the trees kneel in Lebanon on the night of Christ’s birth. Their grandmother didn’t think the trees kneel in America, but Afify is determined to see if they do. They end up sneaking out just before midnight on Christmas Eve (when their family is all gone to Mass), and sure enough, through the faith of the children, they see the trees in Prospect Park kneel. It’s quite charming.

Skipping Christmas, on the other hand, is, well, obnoxious. At least I found it so. I know it was supposed to be funny — at some points I managed a weak smile — but I just found it annoying. The Kranks, who the previous Christmas spent $6,000 on Christmas (something that I can’t even imagine), and in the even that their only child isn’t going to be home for Christmas, they decide to skip it entirely. Which seems a bit extreme to me.Yeah, spend the money on a cruise. That’s a bit much to spend on Christmas, anyway. But, for heaven’s sake, don’t be a superior grump about it all. I think that’s what drove me nuts. The way Luther Krank felt so superior about his decision to forgo Christmas. And, yes, he did get his comeuppance in the end. Still, it made me annoyed. And that’s no way to feel at Christmas.

Happy Holidays, everyone. May you get many good books!

Since I like a little Challenge

Now and again, and since my husband’s working Tuesday nights this semester, so I can’t go to my in-person book group, I thought I’d give Booklogged classics challenge a try. So, my list (to be finished by the end of February; we’ll see if that happens):
1. The Oddyssey, by Homer
2. Mrs. Mike, by Benedict Freedman (though this just barely makes the 50 years mark)
3. Alice in Wonderland (and possibly Through the Looking Glass), by Lewis Carroll
4. The Spy or Last of the Mohicans, James Fennimore Cooper
5. Eight Cousins, by Louisa May Alcott

Bonus Book: The Brothers Karamazov, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. I’d put that on my list, but I don’t have a great track record with big Russian novels.

Wish me luck!

On Fortune’s Wheel

More than a year ago, I re-read Jackaroo by Cynthia Voigt and discovered that she’d turned it into a series. And I’d mentioned that I’d wanted to read the others. See: I do finally get around to things on my to-do list, even if it takes me a year. Honestly, though, I’d forgotten about my desire of a year ago, and checked this one out because everyone over at Sequestered Nook was raving about it. And not wanting to be left out, I felt I needed to read it.

I really enjoyed this one. I can’t compare it to Jackaroo (it took me most of the book to get the connection between the two); I really don’t remember much about the books after a while. (That’s why I keep the blog!) But, this one was interesting. I enjoyed the adventure. I enjoyed the subtle transformation of Birle from impetuous girl to a calm, assured one. I really enjoyed the ending. (Okay, I’m a sucker for happy endings!) Voigt is such a talented writer: in all her stories, the characters ring true, and the world doesn’t get in the way of the story. And that’s the case here. I loved Birle, Orien and Yul. I even felt sympathy for Joaquin the Philosopher. Her “bad guys” are complex as is her conflict. And it’s just a pleasure to read.

The Stinkers

Belladonna asked a good question in her comment on my last post. And it got me thinking: what are the worst books I’ve ever read?

I could come up with two right off the top of my head: Zel by Donna Jo Napoli and The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell. I don’t remember why I had such a loathesome reaction to Zel. But I did. I hated it. And because of that, I’ve never read another book by Napoli becasue of it. The Sparrow I enjoyed for most of the book, but the end turned overly disturbing and explicit. I just felt nasty after finishing it. There are ways to do provocative that doesn’t have to be gross.

There are books I don’t like because of the language and/or explicit sexual content: High Fidelity by Nick Hornby, Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffengger and Neuromancer by William Gibson (though I didn’t finish this one) are three that come to mind in this category. Often I can look past the language, if the story or characters are sufficiently compelling. But in both of these cases, the language overtook the story and ruined it for me.

Interesting side note: much adult science fiction/fantasy falls into the worst book category. I love fantasy books, but too often the author spends too much time on the world and not enough on the story.

There are those chick-lit books I didn’t like because I just thought they were dumb: Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants by Ann Brashares, The Princess Diaries by Meg Cabot, and The Monk Downstairs by Tim Farrington. I know “dumb” is a subjective thing. What I find “dumb” might be really compelling to another person. And, admittedly, it might be compelling to me on another day. It took me years to get through Pride and Prejudice. I always thought it was “dumb”. Likewise, I found Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley to be really compelling the first time through, but by the third, it was pretty dumb.

Notice all those were chick lit. Hmm…

I could go on. But I won’t. What’s your worst book ever that you finished?