Procrastination

I’m supposed to be finishing up Evil Genius for an Estella review, but it’s just not holding my attention… and while wandering around the blogosphere today I found a lot of time wasters. So I thought I’d share.

Found at both Becky’s and Liz’s

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Dewey has a great Thursday Thirteen on Harry Potter quizzes. My girls spent an hour doing all of them. Since I’m doing personality quizzes today, here’s a Harry Potter one:

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And from Annie at Reading is My Superpower, this game:

1. Go to Google.com
2. Type your name and the word ‘needs’ in quotes in the search engine and hit the button. Give us 13 that make sense, if you can.

1. Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead.
2. Picture of after a night in heels melissa needs to take a break
3. Melissa Needs Maintenance Manuals!
4. “RE: Melissa needs to find a new agent”. It’s a regional thing. WeekiWatchee is charming. Imagine someone from Atlanta singing at Stone Mountain…
5. Melissa needs hydration after the walk.
6. Assistance required Melissa needs you! Dear All, We’ve entered a competition to win a 30 minute slot on stage at GuilFest, and we need your votes to win!
7. Melissa needs a very strong, patient adoptive family who will be able to accept that it may take her a long time to come to trust and appreciate them.
8. And of course they asked about old fights and I had to answer so everyone will say, “Wow that Melissa needs to get over it,”
9. Melissa needs to go to school, and she needs her coffee to do so.
10. Go to google.com and type “(your name) needs” Then pick the 5 funniest ones there: • Melissa Needs at least 10 hours of sleep a day • Melissa needs to have… [there were several like this. That’s what I get for having a common name!]
11. After a healthy weight gain of 60 pounds, Melissa needs to get on board with her new body, but would also like to propose to her long-time boyfriend, Dan.

These last two were from Yahoo search, since Google didn’t have any more interesting ones.
12. The City of Melissa needs your help. We need any old photos of Melissa that you might have.
13. melissa needs 1 graduation ticket, not to step on allison, but i will pay you …

Oh, and my name’s a website: www.melissas.com.

Okay, enough. Happy Friday!

Midsummer Night’s Dream

Note to self: Shakespeare reads immensely better once seen. At least for me.

I thoroughly enjoyed the performance on Friday — sure, it was amateurs, and the actor who played Puck was young and he rushed his lines, but the the actor playing Bottom was hilarious, as were the other leads. But because I had seen it, and had the basic gist of who was whom and where they were going and what was supposed to be funny, the text was much more accessible to me than when I read As You Like It.

So, things that struck me while seeing/reading the play:

Oberon is a bit of a jerk, isn’t he? I mean, really, he set this whole mess in motion just because he wanted Tatania’s little changeling boy. How selfish.

It’s really a very silly play. All of the Riverside Shakespeare’s (that’s the version I have, complete with hubby’s notes from his college Shakespeare class written in the margins) hifalutin’ notions aside, there really isn’t much to this play other than a lot of silliness.

Shakespeare is amazing: not only can he write good plays, but he can write excellent parodies of bad plays. I think in many ways, the fifth act was my favorite part. Alack, alack, alack!

What happens if Demetrius wakes up one day wondering how on earth he managed to get married to Helena?

It’s quite fitting to see this play in a park setting, especially on a summer evening. There wasn’t any fixed stage; they had roped off an area, and we sat on blankets and lawn chairs surrounding the “stage”. The actors ran around us — for the part in the forest where Hermia’s chasing Lysander’s chasing Helena who’s being chased by Demetrius they ran all through the trees and the audience. It was very fun.

I think this play is probably one of Shakespeare’s more accessible plays. There’s romance, there’s humor, there’s faeries. And it’s really not all that confusing.

I’m glad that this was part of the challenge. Without it, I may have never been pushed to see the Shakespeare in the park, and I had a grand time. They’re doing Measure for Measure in September (when it cools back down!), and we’re definitely going to go.

Beast

An item of business, first. When I put Wildwood Dancing on my list for the Once Upon a Time challenge, I was confident that my wonderful local library would have it in and I would get to read it. Well, it’s days before the challenge ends, and, my wonderful local library has failed me. The book is still “on order” and since I’m the second person in line to read it, it ain’t goin’ to happen, at least for this challenge. (Oh, I know, I could BUY the book, but I have a thing about buying books before I read them, because if I don’t like it, I feel like it’s a waste of money, and yes, I know that’s a hangup I have. But then, that’s why there are libraries, right?)

So. I wandered the stacks, and discovered Beast, by Donna Jo Napoli. You have to understand that I read Zel by Napoli probably 10 years ago and had such a viscerally negative reaction (don’t remember why) to it, that I’ve avoided Napoli books since. So it was amazing that I even managed to take it home, let alone read it.

And I remembered why I didn’t like Napoli books.

It’s not the stories — this one is Beauty and the Beast from the Beast’s point of view, with an added twist that he was Persian and Muslim — it’s the storytelling. It’s not just that she’s incredibly graphic in her descriptions of things (did I really NEED to know about how Prince Orasmyn rutted with lionesses soon after he was transformed? Really?) but it’s also that she just gets lost in page after page after page of internal monologue and exposition. Which really got dull after a while. I didn’t care all that much about Orasmyn or his plight (I think I was supposed to), and I didn’t feel the transformation. How did he come to love Belle? Why? Was it just because she was there? He wasn’t a sympathetic prince. Then there was the whole unanswered questions at the end. He’s Muslim, she’s Christian. How are they going to make this relationship work? Is she going to go back to Persia with him? Will she convert? (He won’t.) How will she deal with life in Persia? Will they just stay in the castle in France, instead? (Okay, maybe it’s just me that has these questions at the end of the book. )

While I didn’t hate this book, it did little to change my opinion of Napoli.

In other news, I saw Midsummer Night’s Dream on Friday and loved it. And I’m going to try and read it, and now that I can picture what’s going on in my mind, I’ll probably enjoy it more.

As You Like It

I have no idea how to write this without sounding, well, un-ed-jee-kated. Coz, unlike many English students/graduates/professors, I firmly believe that Shakespeare should be SEEN and not READ. I try once in a blue moon (granted the last time I tried was, oh, about 17 years ago when I was in college) to read a Shakespeare play, and, I’m sorry to say, it always ends up with the same result. I. Don’t. Get. It.

I remember my high school AP English class, struggling through Hamlet, until my mom suggested that she and I read it aloud. All of a sudden, it made (more) sense. Since then, I’ve been a big fan of seeing the Bard’s plays, but not so much reading them. I’d like to say that years and years of not reading Shakespeare would make a difference. And maybe since this play is one of his comedies that would make it easier, but, sorry, no. I read the words, and even managed to be surprised that “all the world’s a stage, and the men and women are merely players” turned up in the play. But, I just don’t get the appeal of reading the words on the page. It’s a decent play, and I think I got the gist of what was going on. But, I think I would have enjoyed it (and understood it) so much more if I’d seen it.

My question then, I suppose, is for Carl: If I go see Midsummer Night’s Dream on Friday, do I still have to read it?

A True and Faithful Narrative

I have a much higher opinion of this book, by Katherine Sturtevant, than I did of it’s prequel. For me, this story was much more interesting, Meg was a much more sympathetic character, the ending had a much better payoff. In short, I thought it was a much more enjoyable book.

Meg’s now 16, so it takes place a few years after At the Sign of the Star ends. She still works in her father’s bookshop, but now everyone’s pressuring her to marry (being the mid 1600s and all). She doesn’t want to, so when Edward (her friend Anne’s brother) comes in before he leaves for Italy on an apprenticeship, and essentially proposes to her, she doesn’t respond well. In fact, when he asks if he could bring her anything, she says, “Why, nothing, unless — yes, I so wish we had a narrative to rival Okeley’s that we might sell at the sign of the Star. Can you not manage to be captured by pirates, and enslaved in North Africa?”

Ouch.

So, when it happens that Edward does get captured by pirates and sold into slavery in North Africa, Meg feels, well, guilty. She still doesn’t want to marry him — in fact she’s smitten with her father’s apprentice, Will Barlow — but she does her best working to raise the ransom money to bring him home. Eventually, they succeed, and Edward comes back.

And from there, I’m going to leave you in the dark. I think it’s best not knowing what happens (I didn’t, and I think I enjoyed it more than if I would have known) to them once Edward comes back.

Some other brief notes. There’s a lot on Muslims and life in Arabic lands in the book. In some respects, it fits okay in the book — Edward is just trying to work against prejudices of the time. But in others, it feels a bit, well, modern. I’m not sure what the prejudices were in the mid-1600s, but it felt a lot like Sturtevant was trying to deal with prejudices against Muslims in our time. (Did that make sense?) Maybe I’m being cynical here: it is a good time to publish a book that has pro-Muslim sentiments in it, trying to deal with false prejudices and stereotypes, and I guess I felt like she was taking advantage of that.

At any rate, it’s a good story. And it’s a good stand-alone book, so you don’t have to read the first one first.

Shameless Self-Promotion

The June issue of Estella’s Revenge is up, and it’s, um, hot. *grin*

As for my contributions, there’s my (very gushing) review of Austenland, an interview with (the very fun and down-to-earth) Shannon Hale, and an article about why we all love Jane Austen (which took me a lot longer to write than I thought it would).

Go. Read. Enjoy. (Come back with ego-stroking words of praise. *grin again* Can you tell I’m proud of/excited about this issue?)

Larklight

I was wandering around the stacks (which is really difficult with two small kids, but I’ve mentioned that before), looking for something for M (this is sounding really familiar… have I written this already?) and I spotted this book. I thought, “Hey, Fuse reviewed this a while back, and she liked it” and so I snatched it up.

I’ve never read anything else by Philip Reeve before (having never heard of him), and so this was my first go at his writing. And…

It took me a while to get into the book. I kept reading chapters and thinking “well, I’ll give it just one more chapter”. I think I did that for nearly 3/4 of the book (near the end, the action picked up enough that I quit being distracted by the amount of detail about the world). I found it amusing enough — though I was often reminded of Lemony Snickett’s humor, which didn’t really appeal to me all that much — but what I really had a hard time with was the world it was set in: 19th-century space. Yeah, you read that right. The British Empire, in it’s full glory in outer space. The book is full of space creatures (both sentient and non), Martians, Ionians, other weird creature-type things, flying boats, chemical weddings (how the ships propel themselves through space), evil spiders… it took me a long time to get used to the world. And when I finally did, well, it was still just weird.

I enjoyed Art and Myrtle and Jack as characters, though I think Myrtle was way underused. I really liked the chapter titles. I loved the illustrations. But aside from that, there wasn’t much to catch my fancy.

But then, I’m not a 10-year-old boy. Maybe if I was, I’d like this one a whole lot.

Updated to add: I was telling a friend about this one, trying to describe it, and she said, “Oh! Kind of like Treasure Planet?” Having never seen it, I couldn’t say for sure… so, I got it from Netflix, and watched it over the weekend. Now I can say, yeah, this book is a LOT like Treasure Planet. In fact, the basic premise is the same as Treasure Planet: 70 percent traditional with 30 percent modern/industrial/space. There’s some significant differences (one being that Treasure Planet is based upon Treasure Island), but there’s a lot of similarities, too. Kind of eerie, if you ask me.

The Killer Angels

My family, growing up, was one of those who didn’t go to amusement parks. Even though I was promised a trip to Disneyland, we never made it (we moved across the country instead). No, we were subjected to Educational Trips. I remember monuments, national parks, historical sites, battle sites… my dad’s dragged the family to all sorts of places. I guess it’s even more telling that I married a man who feels much the same way about vacations: a trip to a national park or a Civil or Revolutionary War battle site is what a good vacation is all about.

The thing is, when it comes to the battle sites, I could care less. Walking around a nice piece of countryside where lots of people shot at each other a long time ago isn’t my idea of a fun way to spend an afternoon. So, I suppose it’s no surprise that I’d never heard of or expressed interest in this book by Michael Shaara.

I should say, then, thank heavens for book groups. Because without my in-person group, I never ever would have read this book. And I was fascinated by it.

For those of you who don’t know, it’s a novel about the three days of the battle of Gettysburg, beginning with the day before. It’s the story of how General Lee lost the war, of how the North managed to dig in and pull out a victory. It’s heart-rendering. It’s exciting. It’s… well… a classic.

Sure, the book has it’s drawbacks. It’s a war book. That, in itself, could be a drawback. But it’s an engaging read — much of it is internal monologue with the main characters: Lee, Longstreet, Chamberlan. Sometimes, the rambling got long, and I do have to admit that I skimmed parts that got boring (granted, there were times I regretted that, and had to go back and re-read). But for the most part, it was a compelling book. The most exciting part, for me, was Chamberlain’s defense of Little Round Top. It was gutsy, brilliant, and dang impressive. And I had no idea. I think that’s probably the most interesting thing about this book: it’s so well written that I could believe that this wasn’t made up, that it actually really happened the way Shaara wrote it. I had to keep reminding myself that it’s fiction, that Lee/Chamberlain/Longstreet probably didn’t actually think/feel/say these things.

But wouldn’t it be interesting if they did?