The Death of Ivan Ilyich

by Leo Tolstoy
ages: adult
First sentence: “On learning of Ivan Ilyich’s sudden demise and death, his former colleagues begin vying for promotion; it seems neither in life nor in death has Ivan Ilyich made any lasting impression.”

I haven’t read anything by Tolstoy in quite a long time; after finishing Anna Karenina about 12 years ago, I figured there really wasn’t much else I needed to read by him. Thankfully, I have book groups (and challenges) to knock me out of my little box, and get me to read things I normally wouldn’t have. This (obviously) was one of those times.

Ivan Ilyich leads a completely proper and ordinary life. He had a nondescript childhood, he worked his way through primary and law school, a woman fell in love with him and so he got married. He worked his way up through the bureaucracy, and when things got annoying at home, he threw himself into his work. The money wasn’t always enough, and his wife was often a pain, but he was mostly happy.

Then his side began hurting him.

The bulk of the novella is spent with Ivan Ilyich coming to terms with (eventually; he tries to deny it for quite a while) his eventual death. But, really, it’s all about the ideas (which is good, because NOBODY in the novella is even remotely likeable. Except for maybe that peasant guy whose name escapes me. He was okay. Everyone else was shallow and completely annoying). And it made me think. How am I living my life? Am I as shallow and superficial as Ivan is? What could I do differently? What will I do when faced with death? How will I handle the pain? (Thank heavens for modern medicine: they can at least diagnose things correctly, and give us pain medication that will work!) Am I ready to die? (No. Is it wrong that I go through my life as if I will never die?)

Deep thoughts, no?

In the end, I suppose, that’s why this book is a classic — I found Tolstoy’s prose rambling, but not overly long, by the way — because it addresses the basic human condition: the reasons why we do what we do in life, and the challenge that we have in facing our ultimate end. Which is always worth thinking about.

Zombie Chickens… Sounds Like a Bad Movie Title

Becky, whom I love, gave me the absolutely coolest award. Ever.


The instructions (can I tell you how the “Tao of the zombie chicken” cracked me up? I completely lost it):

The blogger who receives this award believes in the Tao of the zombie chicken – excellence, grace and persistence is all situations, even in the midst of a zombie apocalypse. These amazing bloggers regularly produce content so remarkable that their readers would brave a raving pack of zombie chickens just to be able to read their words. As a recipient of this world-renowned award, you now have the task of passing it on to at least 5 other worthy bloggers. Do not risk the wrath of the zombie chickens by choosing unwisely or not choosing at all …

Of course: the real task here is avoiding the wrath of the zombie chickens, and picking five worthy bloggers (because there are so many of you, of course).

Natasha at Maw Books — reviews, author interviews, thoughtful posts, recipes, blogger interviews, lists, questions answered, vlogging… and it’s all interesting, thoughtful, well-written. And she’s popular. What doesn’t this woman do?

Douglas and Main — the local guy who loves to poke fun at me (and manages to keep tabs on all the Wichita bloggers… which is a pretty impressive feat, in and of itself)

Emily at emilyreads — because anyone who reviews in haikus is dang awesome.

Corinne at The Book Nest — for calling me a book guru. And having awesome reviews. And just being plain awesome.

Abby (the) Librarian — so she doesn’t totally hate me for forgetting her on my Geeky linky list back in January. And because I love her reviews, too.

Whew. Zombie Chicken Wrath avoided. That was a close one.

Library Loot #11

I missed last week because it was spring break, and we actually didn’t go to the library… shock.

Back into the habit this week, though.

For A/K:
My Friend is Sad, Mo Willems**
Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!, Mo Willems (we like our Mo)**
Once Upon a Cool Motorcycle Dude, Written and Illustrated by Kevin O’Malley/Illus. by Carol Heyer/Illus. by Scott Goto**
In a Blue Room, Jim Averbeck
Kindle Me a Riddle: A Pioneer Story, Roberta Karim/Illus. Bethanne Andersen
The Perfect Bear, Gillian Shields/Gary Blythe
Twenty Heartbeats, Dennis Haseley/Illus. by Ed Young
Ready to Dream, Donna Jo Napoli and Elena Furrow/Illus. by Bronwyn Bancroft

For C:
Gregor and the Marks of Secret, Suzanne Collins
Pegasus, Marianna Mayer/Illus by K.Y. Craft**

For M:
The Search for the Red Dragon, James A. Owen
The Raging Quiet, Sherryl Jordan
Seaward, Susan Cooper
The Silent Boy, Lois Lowry
Temple of the Dragonslayer, Tim Waggoner (I’m not sure if I’ve gotten this one before…)
Messenger, Virginia Frances Schwartz

For M/me:
Inkdeath, Cornelia Funke*

For me:
Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl, Anne Frank
The Sharper Your Knife, the Less You Cry, Kathleen Flinn

The roundup is at Out of the Blue.

*Ones that M eventually read.
**Picture books we really liked.

Evernight

by Claudia Gray
ages: 13+
First sentence: “The burning arrow thudded into the wall.”

The basic story: Bianca is a new student at Evernight Academy, which is not something she’s terribly excited about. But then she meets Lucas (cue dreamy music) and all of a sudden it’s not such a terrible place. Except terrible things seem to happen. And it turns out that although Lucas and Bianca looove each other, they are probably the least compatible people on the face of the earth, for reasons which will eventually all be revealed.

Things I liked about the novel:

  • I found it was far more engaging than I will admit in public. (Except I just did, didn’t I?)
  • I liked how Gray played with the vampire lore. It was a bit Twilight-y (especially the beginning; if you miss it, you’re clueless, or haven’t read Twilight yet), but for the most part it worked.
  • I liked Balthazar. He was cool.
  • The action was pretty good.
  • The Romeo and Juliet aspect of the story; I don’t do starcrossed lovers, but this was a very well done extreme case of two people who really shouldn’t fall in love.
  • The second plot twist. It didn’t catch me off guard, but I thought it worked well, and made the ending that more dramatic.

Things I didn’t like:

  • The first plot twist. It really, really, really, really bothered me, primarily because I thought it nullified the first third of the book. I was really annoyed at the author, and I almost gave the book up at that point.
  • Bianca was whiny and annoying (like Bella), though she redeems herself in the end.
  • The first plot twist. Really. She completely had me misdirected, and I hate misdirection.
  • The snotty rich kids. So stereotypical. So done.
  • The first plot twist. I mean withholding information is okay, but in the first third Bianca’s afraid, running scared, worried she won’t fit in… and it’s all for naught.
  • All the lying and betraying and trying to figure out who is what and why. It got old.
  • Have I mentioned the first plot twist?

In the end, the book was just okay. Which isn’t a bad way to spend a day. Especially one where you’ve had little sleep and you don’t feel like doing a whole heck of a lot. But if you don’t have one of those (or you’re not a die-hard Twilight fan, who needs something else to read, but can’t stand to branch out of the vampire-romance genre), then you might want to find something else to read.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

by Douglas Adams
ages: 12+ (though the older you are, the more likely you’ll get the jokes)
First sentence: “Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.”

For the Try Something New mini challenge over at Things Mean a Lot, I was paired with Laura of State of Denmark. We went back and forth a bit on what genre to read, and then what book to read, and we finally decided on the cult classic The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Laura and I sat down to chat about it last night. Be sure to drop by her blog to see her take on the book and our conversation.

me: So, what did you think of it?

Laura: Hmm… well, I definitely found it funny and caught myself chuckling and laughing on several occasions, but I never felt the burning desire to just keep reading. I actually abandoned it for two weeks.

me: You know, me either. I’ve read it before; back when I was in high school, and parts of it have made it into family lore. But, I think it’s much funnier talking about it, than actually reading it. You know it was originally radio scripts, right?

Laura: Yes, I did see that and I can see how it probably was really successful in that way. I would listen to it no problem.

me:
But it just didn’t work as well in novel form for you?
Laura: No, that’s not it at all. I liked it when I was reading it; it just wasn’t one of those “have to keep reading” books. He is really funny… reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut
me: I’ve read Vonnegut, but it’s been a while. In what way?

Laura: I guess just in the sense that he sort of mocks the absurdities of life. The randomness of it all.

me: I can see that. Though I’m not sure Adams was going for any social commentary. I think he was just being silly. I could be wrong… Either that, or he’s poking fun at the superiority people seem to have. The dolphins show up in this book, right? So long and thanks for all the fish and all that? (It’s been a week, and already I can’t remember!)

Laura: Yeah, and the mice who really rule the world but have tricked us all.

me: The mice were funny. I liked the mice… and Arthur’s defensiveness about his brain. Did you have a favorite part, or character?


Laura:
I loved the part when they are talking about all improbabilities and then Arthur makes the comment that there are an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk about their Hamlet script they’ve worked out.


me:
That was funny. (I’m giggling thinking about it.)

Laura: I liked the really depressed robot… I can’t think of his name right now

me:
Marvin! He’s the best part of the movie… Alan Rickman’s his voice, and he does a superb job.

Laura: Yes, I loved poor Marvin. I just ordered the movie. How about you?
me: I think my favorite scene was in the end when Marvin hooked himself up to the cop’s ship, and it committed suicide. That made me laugh.

Laura: Absolutely. That’s the next thing I was going to say: about the suicidal ship.

me:
I liked the idea that even though Marvin was so supremely depressed, he still managed to help them. Even though he didn’t care whether they lived or died.
Laura: I also really liked the history of figuring out the meaning of life
me: Yeah. That’s actually one of the things that has made it into family lore. You say to my dad, “I have a question” and he says “42”. Every time.

Laura:
That’s great. I need to use that one with my students.

me:
That would be funny. I wonder if they’d get the reference.

Laura: A select few maybe.


me: Have any of them read Hitchhikers? Or is it really an 80s geeky thing?

Laura: Not that I know of. I think it is more of an 80s thing, but I definitely have some that would get a huge kick out of it. When I was in college it seemed like everyone but me had read it, now, not so much.

me: It feels like a 70s/80s book. I’m not sure I can pinpoint why.

Laura:
It’s very campy.

me: It is campy. And very silly. But generally those things are timeless. Though, I’m not sure I could come up with an example off the top of my head.

Laura: It was originally written in 79.

me: I also harbor a soft spot for Zaphod Beeblebrox. If only because his name is so fun to say.


Laura:
The names were a hoot

me: Found this anecdote… “Slartibartfast: I thought this character should be a dignified, elderly man, weighed down with the burden of a secret sorrow. I wondered what this sorrow should be, and thought perhaps he might be sad about his name. So I decided to give him a name that anybody would be sad to have. I wanted it to sound as gross as it…”
Laura: Nice, I love that. And I would have to agree, Slartibartfast is a pretty gross sounding name…
me: “…possibly could, while still being broadcastable. So I started with something that was clearly completely unbroadcastable, which was PHARTIPHUKBORLZ, and simply played around with the syllables until I arrived at something which sounded rude, but was almost, but not quite, entirely inoffensive.” Sorry, the text box was too small for the quote.
Laura: ha!

me:
It is too funny. There’s also a long note on the sperm whale that dies near the end. But I won’t type that out.

Laura:
Where did you find this? I need to check it out.

me: Hubby has the original radio scripts for Hitchhikers, and it’s from the notes in that. (For the record, I’ve only read the novel, though…) When I pulled out the book, he pulled out the scripts, and read that one out loud to me.

Laura: Ahhh, so has he read the whole series?
me: I think he’s read the first three or four of the trilogy. There’s five in all. The first two — Hitchhikers and The Restaurant at the End of the Universe — are the best.

Laura: I love that it is a trilogy with five books

me:
I know; it cracks me up. I wonder if you could find a copy of the radio scripts now, or if it’s gone completely out of print?

Laura: I work part-time at a bookstore and I can do some research on that one. So overall, how would you rate this book? What did you think of it in terms of science fiction? For me, this is about the extent of my science fiction knowledge I think. I can’t name one other sci-fi book I have read, unless you count Stephen King… which I haven’t read since high school.

me: I don’t actually think it’s properly science fiction. I’ve read Orson Scott Card and Ray Bradbury and Isaac Asimov, all of which I think of as science fiction. Douglas Adams is a comedian in space. Which isn’t a a bad thing… it’s just not properly genre.

Laura: I like that explanation. A comedian in space.

me: I guess it would make him hard to classify in a library or bookstore: where do you shelve his books?

Laura:We have a shelf titled science fiction/fantasy and that’s where he lives.

me:
It works. He’s not really humor, either. Not properly.

Laura: Yeah, sometimes he wanders over to fiction as well

me: So, are you going to find The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
Laura: not right now. I’m putting that one on hold for a little while, but I wouldn’t say I am not going to read it ever either. How about you? You’ve read that one?

me: When I was a teenager. I only remember one part, and that’s the talking cow (“Hi, I’m your dinner tonight”) at the restaurant. That and the one line: You are so unhip it’s a wonder your bum doesn’t fall off. Aside from that, the book is unmemorable. Or it’s just been too long. My favorite Adams is The Long, Dark Tea-time of the Soul. Dirk Gently’s the main character and he meets the Norse gods. Quite funny.

Laura: I will have to check it out.

me: It might be funnier on audio book, sometime when you’re on a long road trip.

Laura:
Yeah, that was what I was actually thinking about this one. I should listen to it on the way to work each morning.

me:
Well, next time around. It’s been a pleasure chatting with you! :)

Laura: Yes, this was fun and thanks for the little tidbits from the script; they were great.
me: My pleasure. Have a great evening!

Laura: You, too!

Teaser Tuesday, March 24

  • Grab your current read.
  • Let the book fall open to a random page.
  • Share with us two (2) “teaser” sentences from that page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
  • You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!
  • Please avoid spoilers!
  • From Evernight, by Claudia Gray, page 129:

    I wished I could retreat back to the room at the top of the turret and look through my telescope at stars far away instead of all the confusion that surrounded me here. Behind us, the music and laughter of the dance slowly faded as we walked deeper into the woods.

    The roundup is as Should Be Reading.

  • Grab your current read.
  • Let the book fall open to a random page.
  • Share with us two (2) “teaser” sentences from that page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
  • You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!
  • Please avoid spoilers!
  • From Evernight, by Claudia Gray, page 129:

    I wished I could retreat back to the room at the top of the turret and look through my telescope at stars far away instead of all the confusion that surrounded me here. Behind us, the music and laughter of the dance slowly faded as we walked deeper into the woods.

    The roundup is as Should Be Reading.

    Geeky History

    This week’s Geek is all about historical fiction…

    See, I like historical fiction well enough, but don’t profess to love it. See, I get in a tizzy when I feel the plot or characters are too modern for the time period, and I end up throwing the book across the room in a huff. I also don’t use my fiction to learn about a historical period (I’m bad in that I actually read for fun and not to learn. Shame on me.), and so I’m not really sold on one period in time as opposed to any other (save my fascination with Arthur books, but that’s more fantasy than history…).

    There have been, occasionally, historical fiction books that I have enjoyed. So, I’m going to attempt to answer this question:

    A member of your book group, Ashley, mentions that she almost ever reads Historical Fiction because it can be so boring. It’s your turn to pick the book for next month and you feel it’s your duty to prove her wrong. What book do you pick?

    • Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, Lisa See: a good portrait of a woman’s lot in life in China.
    • Liszt’s Kizz, by Suzanne Dunlap: especially good if one is a musician, but captivating for anyone.
    • An Instance at the Fingerpost, Ian Pears: One of the best mysteries I’ve read in a long time, and a fascinating look at Oxford in the 17th century.
    • The Queen’s Fool, Philippa Gregory: my favorite of hers (that I’ve read). A brilliant portrait of life as a Jew in England during Mary Tudor’s reign.

    For the record, these are YA:

    • Bloody Jack, L.A. Meyer: we all like pirates; you put a girl in there, and it’s brilliant fun.
    • Ten Cents a Dance, Christine Fletcher: It’s not far gone history (only WWII), but it’s a powerful book.
    • Ophelia, Lisa Klein: Does Shakespeare count? I liked this telling of Hamlet; it actually made the play make sense. It’s a good book, too.
    • Luxe, Anna Godberson:Actually this is really bad historical fiction (one of the ones that make me cringe), but I had a whole lot more fun reading it than I should have.

    Hopefully, there will be one in that list someone will enjoy. 🙂 As for me, I realized while going through my lists that I haven’t read historical fiction in quite a while. Maybe I’ll have to fix that…

    OCOC Giveaway: Wild Magic

    In honor of the Once Upon a Time III Challenge, I thought I’d give away a book that fit the criteria.
    It’s fairy tale, retelling the Pied Piper of Hamlin. (My review is here. Has anyone else posted on this book?) It’s a lovely tale, evocative, and makes a fabulous read-aloud (though I’m curious to see what someone thinks of it as a regular read…).

    It’s a hardback, and like always, the drawing is open to all — US, Canada, and international — until Thursday, midnight. If you’re interested in the book, just leave a comment with a valid email address (if it’s not on your blog). The drawing will be held bright and early Friday morning, and the winner will be notified.

    Well-Seasoned Reader Challenge Roundup #11

    Only 10 more days…

    The quote of the week comes from Kurt Vonnegut, in Jailbird (though I suppose someone could call me on it, since I got the quote from GoodReads…):

    “You can’t just eat good food. You’ve got to talk about it too. And you’ve got to talk about it to somebody who understands that kind of food.”

    Finishers this week include: Amira, Jenny and BigSis. Congratulations!

    As a side note, before we get to the linked reviews… BigSis recaps all three of the books she read. She said this about A Golden Age, by Tamima Anam: “It is a masterful telling of a family affected in all aspects by the war. It is poetic and suspenseful. There were times I could not put it down because I just had to know what was going to happen.”

    As for reviews:

    Amira read another two: Things I’ve Been Silent About, by Azar Nafisi, a memoir by the Reading Lolita in Tehran author, and China Witness (we made it to China this week!) a book of interviews with older Chinese. Amira writes, “I completely agree with the NY Times review that it can be slow going in places and some editing wouldn’t have been a problem, and with the breathless Oprah-style questions. The author, Xinran, came through too clearly for me and I was more interested in the interviewees. It’s a good book, and worth reading, although maybe not straight through.”

    Lesley read The Septembers of Shiraz, by Dalia Sofer. She writes, “The Septembers of Shiraz is a chilling, harrowing account of one family’s experience living in an atmosphere of terror, but also a moving examination of the concept of home.”

    Katrina read Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglas. She writes, “She teaches him the rudiments of reading, before being discovered and being informed that slaves should be left illiterate. However her lessons had stuck and Fredrick teaches himself gradually how to become a more accomplished reader and then how to write.”

    Erin checked in with one of the original travel books, Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift. She also demonstrates why the right edition is so important when reading classics, writing, “Halfway through the book, I began to wonder why such writing would be considered classic. I turned to the preliminary pages and found my answer: This version had been edited for young readers. (No clue how I missed that.) After getting to the middle the story, however, I was not interested in starting over with the full-length version. I decided to finish the youth edition and say goodbye to Gulliver.” Too funny.

    And Nicole read Water for Elephants, by Sara Guen. Like her, I’ve had a number of people tell me that I need to read this book. And Nicole adds: “This is the story of a vet who runs away with the circus around the time of the Great Depression. The circus travels the country by train. Really I feel that’s all I can say about it without giving anything away. But if you are an animal lover, you will like this book too. Don’t be scared. Read it!”

    I Love Spring!

    For many many reasons, not least of which is that it’s time for the Once Upon a Time challenge! YAY!

    I am going to do Quest the Second again this year, which is (at least) one in each category. And because I like lists, here’s my four proposed books:

    1. Fantasy: Wee Free Men, Terry Pratchett (I’ve been meaning to read this one for a couple of years now.) and/or Aurelia, by Anne Osterland

    2. Fairy Tale: Fire and Hemlock, Diana Wynne Jones or The Ordinary Princess, by M.M. Kaye (I can’t decide; I may have to read both)

    3. Folklore: Here Lies Arthur, Phillip Reeve (One of these years, I ought to branch out and read something other than an Arthur book… but not this year.

    4. Mythology: The Last Olympian, Rick Riordan (can’t wait, can’t wait!!)

    I suppose it’s mildly unreasonable to be so excited about this challenge, but there you have it: I love it, and I can’t wait!