In a Glass Grimmly

Adam Gidwitz
ages: 11+
First sentence: “Once upon a time, fairy tales were horrible.”
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Others in the series: A Tale Dark and Grimm

Cousins Jack and Jill aren’t very special. Jack’s always trying to be one of the Big Boys in the village, following them around trying to be a part of the crowd, much to their annoyance. Jill’s the daughter of a Very Beautiful Queen (who was, initially the Very Beautiful Princess who threw a ball down a well which was rescued by a frog), and can never live up to her mother’s expectations, no matter how much she tries.

Then, two things happen: they make friends with a talking Frog (of the princess story) and they make a blood oath to find the Seeing Glass. Which means they have Adventures, of course. Like the first one, these adventures wander through retellings of traditional fairy tales (with some original ones thrown in, something I found out after reading the author’s note at the end). They kill some giants, outsmart some dwarves and meet a fire-breathing salamander with a very long German name, before heading home, exhausted, yet wiser for their adventures.

This one, much like the first in this series, has a lot going for it. A fabulous narrator, who interjects (perhaps not quite as often) with words of wisdom, advice, even though it’s a bit distracted this time around, actually forgetting to do its job a couple of times, to humorous effect. (“Sorry, sorry! Totally forgot! Last time! Promise!) In fact, my single favorite page is the one where the narrator gets all huffy that we, the readers, have imagined everything and leaves so that we can just figure out the rest of the story for ourselves. Too funny. 

It also is nice because this one works as a stand-alone. If you’ve read the first one, you are familiar with the world and the style of writing, but that’s the only things. This one is a completely separate storyline, with a completely separate set of characters having completely separate adventures. All of which I found to be refreshingly enjoyable.

My only quibble is that (and my memory may be faulty; it has been a while since I read the first one) this one didn’t seem to flow quite as smoothly as the first one. And that the Moral got a bit heavy handed at the end. Even so, it wasn’t enough for me to not thoroughly enjoy the humorous fairy tale genius that is Adam Gidwitz.

(Just for the record: because this is a Cybils nominee, I’ve been asked to make sure y’all know this is my opinion only, and not that of the panel.)  

Geeks, Girls and Secret Identities

by Mike Jung
ages: 9+
First sentence: “There are four Captain Stupendous fan clubs in Cooperplate City, but ours is the only one that doesn’t suck.”
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I would have had to read this one anyway, being nominated for the Cybils in my category and all, but Betsy gave me the little nudge I needed to bump it up to the top of my “need to read” pile by posting this last Sunday:

How can you NOT want to read a book after that??

Vincent and his friends George and Max are the three members of the “Captain Stupendous Fan Club.” Not the Official one. Or the girly one. Or the rich old lady one. What they lack in size (all three of the other ones being much bigger), they make up for in knowledge: they have made it their life’s work (all 13 years of it, anyway) to know everything about Captain Stupendous.

Who is Captain Stupendous, you ask?

He is the Superhero who protects Copperplate City from all manner of nefarious individuals: from the rogue bad guy to the master evil genius.

But, in fighting the Evil Professor Mayhem and his Indestructible Robot, something happens to Captain Stupendous. And suddenly, he is not What He Is Supposed To Be.  (I’m  not going to tell you what happens, even though it’s Really Cool. You’ll just have to read the book.) And it looks like Professor Mayhem is targeting Vincent’s family! Of course, it’s up to Vincent, George, and Max to help Captain Stupendous figure out how to beat Professor Mayhem and keep Copperplate City safe.

Yes, this is really over the top. WAY over the top. But, it worked for me. I liked the nod to the kind of superhero geekery that guys (and some girls) get into, knowing every little bit about the superhero they idolize. Jung just took it one step further and made the superhero a real, rather than made-up, person. Which, in my humble opinion, is way cool. And even though the cover screams GUY, there’s also a really strong female character in Polly, a girl that the three geeky guys end up befriending.

Additionally, Jung threw in all sorts of regular middle school tropes: there are bullies, and fears about grades, and parents that don’t understand their kids, and dealing with parents’ significant others, and even a love triangle (of sorts; but only with the adults). Sometimes, those parts feel a bit clunky — and to be fair, it took a little while for me to settle into the book; the beginning felt choppy — but, for the most part, I enjoyed the balance between “real” and “superhero”. It’s not all flying around kicking some serious robot butt or shooting at each other with lasers or jumping out of helicopters. (Though all that does happen.)

Which means this is really the perfect book for everyone. Right?

(Just for the record: because this is a Cybils nominee, I’ve been asked to make sure y’all know this is my opinion only, and not that of the panel.) 

October 2012 Round-Up

Happy Halloween!!! You really want to see a picture of what I dressed up as for last night’s church party, right?

Okay, then:

Amy, from Big Bang Theory. If you didn’t guess. (A’s the one photo bombing me in the back. She’s Lady Gaga, because it’s “the scariest thing I could think of”.) The girls said, “Mom, you look a LOT like Amy.” Um, thanks??

As it is Cybils season, I’m knee-deep in Middle Grade Fantasy. Not as much as next month’s, though. I can already tell you that there will be a LOT more coming this way. (Nearly 150 nominated books to get through! Woot!) (I’m at 31. I need several more hours in the day.)

My favorite book this month?

The Peculiar

Seriously. It may just be me, but I adored this fairy/steampunk world.

And the rest….

Middle Grade: 

3 Below
Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

The Chronicles of Egg: Deadweather and Sunrise

Circus Galacticus

The False Prince
Goblin Secrets

Renegade Magic

The Spindlers
Wildwood

 YA:

Curveball: The Year I Lost My Grip

Steampunk!

Vessel

Graphic Novel:

Legends of Zita the Spacegirl

Adult fiction:

Evil Knievel Days

Frozen Heat
Sutton

Audiobook/Nonfiction:

Home

 Onward and upward! What was your favorite read this month?

Goblin Secrets

by William Alexander
ages: 9+
First sentence: “Rownie woke when Graba knocked on the ceiling from the other side.”
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Rownie is the youngest “sibling” in Graba’s group of Grubs. Abandoned after his older brother, Rowan, disappeared, he was taken in by Graba, and sent on errands. Rownie’s town is not a happy place: the mayor has banned all theater, except for those put on by those already “changed”, the goblins. Additionally, Graba has a tendency to mind-control her Grubs into doing her will.

So, when Rownie happens upon a theater troop in the park, and they invite him to join them, he does. It turns out that this troop happened to know Rowan, and know that he’s an essential part in keeping back the coming flood.

I’m going to have to stop here; I’m not sure that summarizing this book is going to make much sense. It’s been nominated for a National Book Award this year, and so someone must have thought there was some merit in the story. Admittedly, while reading it, I didn’t dislike it. The structure is very theater-inspired, dividing the chapters into Acts and Scenes. But even more than that, it felt like watching a play. I can see why it was nominated, it’s gorgeously written and definitely the epitome of High Fantasy. But, I’m not sure I really liked it.

I’ve been trying, since I finished it, to figure out why. It wasn’t the story, or the characters, or the writing. In fact, I think this might make a good read-aloud. Perhaps it was that it all felt so… affected. Rather than being smooth and effortless, I felt like Alexander was trying too hard to Make A Fantasy and Tell A Story. And I never really connected to the story he was trying to tell.

But, honestly? It was probably just me.

(Just for the record: because this is a Cybils nominee, I’ve been asked to make sure y’all know this is my opinion only, and not that of the panel.) 

Steampunk!

An Anthology of Fantastically Rich and Strange Stories
edited by Kelly Link and Gavin Grant
ages: 13+
First sentence: “Orphans use the puppet of a dead man to take control of their lives.”
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I went into this knowing about this much about Steampunk: it’s a meld between the past and the future, giving new technologies to a time period that didn’t have them. The only steampunk I’ve read before this was Scott Westerfeld’s Leviathan series. And, even though M really really wants a steampunk costume, I really don’t have much invested in thknois fantasy sub-genre.

So I didn’t really know what to expect from this collection of short stories. However, while I enjoyed many of them, I kept wondering: what is steampunk, really? Because these stories were all over the map. Some, like Kelly Link’s “Summer People”, were just straight fantasy. Others, like Ysabeau S. Wilce’s “Hand in Glove” (a mystery) or “Steam Girl,” by Dylan Horrocks or “Seven Days Beset by Demons,” by Shawn Cheng, felt more straight fiction than fantasy/steampunk at all. Does the throwing in of some mechanical somehow make a story steampunk? Even when the mechanical element doesn’t play a role in the larger story?

Others, like Libba Bray’s “The Last Ride of the Glory Girls” and Cory Doctorow’s “Clockwork Fagin” and M. T. Anderson’s “The Oracle Engine,” felt more “authentically” steampunk to me, and as a result, those were my favorite stories. It could also be that I know Bray’s and Anderson’s writing (not so much with Doctorow, though I’ve met the man)  and love the way that they tell stories. But, I felt that they did what I expect steampunk to do: marry technology with a pre-tech state, and give me a good story where the technology is important to the outcome.

Perhaps the whole idea of this anthology was to stretch the definition of steampunk, and allow for it to encompass more genres. But I’m not sure that worked for me. Steampunk really is at its best when it limits itself to its stated definition. And when you find an author that can do that, it’s fascinating to see the outcome.

Sunday Salon: When Do You Give Up On an Author?

This is a thought born of many small interactions. First, was a Facebook post from a longtime blogger friend (who’s stopped blogging). She’s been an Orson Scott Card fan for years, and her bit about his latest book included this: disappointing.

Then Tom Wolfe’s latest, Back to Blood came out, and when I mentioned to Hubby that it did, he (a long-time fan) said that he really didn’t have much interest in it.

And finally, I’ve been torn about reading Casual Vacancy. Do I want to? I’ve heard both good and bad about it, but how much do I really like Rowling as an author? Enough to read everything she’s written?

Which got me to wondering: how long do you give an author you love before you bail on them? Is there someone you like enough to forgive even their worst books? And if they start churning out “bad” books (or at least ones that you don’t like), how long do you give them before you completely bail, and never pick up another book by them again?

I don’t have any answers. There’s actually very few authors (well, maybe not that few, and all of them are YA) whose entire work I have read. And of those, so far, I’m not inclined to bail on them. But there are some whose first book I loved and second I hated and I never bothered to pick up the third.

So, what about you?  How long do you give an author, especially one you’ve really loved in the past, before you say, “No more”?

The Mark of Athena

Heroes of Olympus, book 3
by Rick Riordan
ages: 11+
First sentence: “Until she met the exploding statue, Annabeth thought she was prepared for anything.”
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Others in the series: The Lost Hero, The Son of Neptune

Dear Rick,

First: can I call you Rick? I mean, I’ve been a fan since I read the first Percy Jackson book (yeah, I know, I missed the Tres Navarre series until later, but that’s just because I’m not really a mystery sort of person) way back in 2005. I loved everything about it: the characters, the use of Greek mythology, the pacing: it was a great example of what middle grade fantasy can do.

But, Rick. Rick. You’ve lost the Touch.

I don’t know if it’s because you’ve been trying to write two series at once. Or if it’s because with all the demands of being a best-selling author, you’re churning out books too fast. Or if my expectations are just way too high. Whatever the reason: this one, as much as I love Percy, Annabeth and the rest of the clan, is just not a great book.

(As a brief aside, if you want to write a whole book about Leo Valdez, I will read it. Team Leo!)

It’s very much a middle-of-the-series book, as well. Sure, the group from Camp Half-Blood (Annabeth, Piper, Jason, and Leo from the first book) has to head to Camp Jupiter to pick up that group (Percy, Hazel, and Frank) and then end up in Rome in order to stop Gaea.  I get that. But, that’s all there really is to the plot. So, Rick, I ask you this: why did this book need to be 574 pages long?  Yeah, I get it: you want to weave in other myths and minor gods, but meeting Nemisis, Narcissus, Bacchus, Hercules, Chrysaor, plus the giants who are helping Gaea out is just way too many. I know: you’ve always thrown in a lot in your books, but for some reason this time around it just seemed cluttered. You threw out another god, and my reaction was, “Really? Another god?” rather than “Woot! Another god!”

Also: while I adore the cover (and know you have nothing to do with it), it gives the impression that you were going to address the rift between the two camps. That something Big was going to Happen, and that there was going to be a Grand Confrontation. There’s not, though it is implied at points. The whole point of this one, was to get the group from point A to point B, and I felt slighted by that.

Don’t fret, though: I am going to read The House of Hades, Rick. (I know you were worried.) I’m still invested in the series. But, you know: especially now that the Kane Chronicles are done, I hope for a better book. Something more like what you gave me back in the beginning.

Is that too much to ask?

Best,
Melissa (and girls. Their comments? “It’s not his best book.”)

(Just for the record: because this is a Cybils nominee, I’ve been asked to make sure y’all know this is my opinion only, and not that of the panel.) 

Chronicles of Egg: Deadweather and Sunrise

by Geoff Rodkey
ages: 9+
First sentence: “Nobody lived on Deadweather bu us and the pirates.”
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Review copy snagged from the ARC pile at work.

Eggbert is the youngest child of a farmer who lives on Deadweather island. It’s not a very nice place, Deadweather, and Eggbert’s family (especially his siblings) are not very nice people. It’s a bit cartoonish how awful they are: his brother, Adonis, beats on him continuously, and his sister, Venus, is always picking on him. His father, for whatever reason, doesn’t interfere, instead adding injury to insult with frequent whippings. Needless to say: Egbert is not an especially happy 13-year-old, but he has his books (that his slacker tutor has brought) and that helps.

Then one day, his Dad comes back with some parchment and says they’re setting off for Deadweather’s sister island, Sunrise, which is a rare treat. Once there, they meet Mr. Pembroke, who, for reasons unknown, is being really nice to the family. He takes them back to his mansion, and offers them a hot air balloon ride… Egg gets out, mostly because he’s infatuated with Millicent Pembroke, and voila! Egg’s barbaric family is gone.

For a while, living with the Pembroke’s seems like a dream: they’re nice, they feed him, he has access to the library, Millicent is charming… but then everything turns sinister and sour. Egg, after someone tries to kill him, is forced to run for his life. He smuggles away on a pirate ship, and finds that things at the ol’ hometsead aren’t all roses either. So, he does what any 13-year-old would do: he makes a stand.

Sure, this is all a little (!) far-fetched, but I enjoyed it anyway. Think of it as Pirates of the Carribean with a 13-year-old Will Turner. There’s a Jack Sparrow character in Egg’s friend Guts, and Millicent could be Elizabeth Swan. It all works out. And it’s got the pacing, humor, and adventure elements that kids (well, and I) have come to expect from pirate stories. Plus, even though they’re pirates, they’re not cretins: some of the most trustworthy characters in this world are pirates.

On top of all that, Rodkey does a great job of wrapping things up in this installment while setting up the Next Big Adventure. And since Egg and Guts are quite enjoyable characters to adventure with, I’ll be sure to check on them when they go on their next one.

The Voyage of Lucy P. Simmons

by Barbara Marionda
ages: 9+
First sentence: “
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Review copy picked up at KidlitCon.

Lucy was a happy girl, living in a huge house with her parents near the bay, until one fateful night when they were out on a schooner, and her father attempted to rescue a drowning man. The schooner was capsized and both of Lucy’s parents drowned.

Now Lucy has to do everything she can to keep the house — her beloved father’s “ship on shore” — out of the hands of her greedy Uncle Victor. It helps that she’s found a friend and mentor in the mysterious Marni, and that the house does weird things: sparkling mist, enchanted flutes, and expanding bookcases that help Lucy in her mission.

On the one hand, this book works as a straight-up orphan story. It has all the elements: a Greedy Uncle That Wants To Take Away The Thing Orphan Loves Most (though I was never sure just why he wanted to sell the house so badly); pathetic, abandoned children (mother died, father was a drunk); and a savior in a kind woman who takes everyone in.

What threw me, really, was the magic. It felt out of place, like it didn’t really need to be there. I kept getting the feeling that the magic was kind of superfluous, and not really integral to the story. By the end, I kind of understood where Mariconda was going with the both the magic thing and the whole voyage thing, but it was kind of off-putting that I spent most of the book wondering WHY everything was happening. Call me impatient, but I don’t get along well with books that are all questions and no answers.

Now that the set-up is out of the way, and there is actually a voyage happening, however, I probably will want to read the next book in the series.

(Just for the record: because this is a Cybils nominee, I’ve been asked to make sure y’all know this is my opinion only, and not that of the panel.) 

Renegade Magic

by Stephanie Burgis
ages: 10+
First sentence: “it was a truth universally acknowledged that my brother, Charles, was a hopeless gamester, a ridiculous oversleeper, and the one sibling too lazy to take part in any family arguments, no matter how exasperating our sisters might have been (and usually were).”
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Others in the series: Kat, Incorrigible

In the beginning, everything seems to be going well for Kat and her family: it’s her oldest sister’s wedding day, her other sister is on the verge of being engaged, her brother is managing to stay out of trouble, and Kat is going to be inducted into the Guardian Order.

Then Lady Fotherington — Kat’s deceased mother’s nemesis — butts in and ruins everything.  Aside from the wedding, everything is in shambles: the Stephenson’s reputation (which was precarious to start with), Angelica’s almost-engagement, and most relevant to Kat, her standing with the Guardians.

The only thing to do is go to Bath. (Of course!) Where the Stephensons barge in on some well-to-do second-cousins, make a spectacle of themselves, get involved in some nefarious pagan rituals, and somehow save England from traitors who were going to sell information to France (it’s the Napoleonic wars, after all). All in a week’s work.

All the set-up out of the way, this book was a lot more fast-paced than the first one in the series. Kat is still a heroine with a tendency to get into trouble, in spite of her stepmother’s attempts to make a lady out of her. Her father is still mostly absent, except for a tender moment near the end of the book. She makes a new friend out of her cousin, someone who is drawn to the unrespectable nature of being a witch. There’s a bit of a love story: her older sister manages, in the attempt to thwart their stepmother, to make a complete mess of the situation (there’s a nice undertone that 12 year olds are SO much smarter than their 16 year old sisters that I think that C would like).  And while I liked this one as much as the first, I found myself feeling (as I so often do with historical fiction these days) that Kat is very much a 21st century heroine. That, and I felt the whole pagan Minerva rituals to be a bit out of place. Not that it was bad, but that it just didn’t completely gel the way the first one did.

That said, I’ll keep reading the series, because it’s a lot of fun.

(Just for the record: because this is a Cybils nominee, I’ve been asked to make sure y’all know this is my opinion only, and not that of the panel.)