The Grand Tour

I was looking forward to this sequel by Patricia Wrede and Caroline Stevermer (the first being Sorcery and Cecelia). I loved the first, but in retrospect, I think I loved it more for the writing method (the Letter Game) than for the story. And it just didn’t hold up this time. Oh, don’t get me wrong: the story was fun (chasing a mad murderer wizard who wants to reinstate an Emperor across Europe while on their wedding trip), but it wasn’t nearly as engaging as the first book. The two distinct writing styles really came through this time. Stevermer’s character would spend pages talking about wedding bliss, or opera, or getting used to be a Marchioness and then Wrede’s character would swoop down, write a couple of pages and advance the plot tons. I could just imagine Wrede saying to herself, “Crap. Gotta move the plot along again.” It just made for a very uneven book. Granted, it all picked up in the end, which was good (a good ending can redeem a less-than-great book, just like a bad ending can kill). Still, I think next time I’ll stick with the first book, and forget the sequel.

Vanity and Vexation

So, I was happily engaged in reading the Deptford Trilogy when the libarary called and said I had a couple of inter-library loan books waiting. And since they aren’t renewable, I reluctantly pulled myself away from the Robertson Davies book and picked up this one by Kate Fenton.

And I’m glad I did. The premise: take Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice and not only update it, but completely switch the roles. Mr. Darcy becomes Mary Hamilton, big-shot movie director (who, incidentally, is filming a mini-series of Pride and Prejudice). Mr. Bingly is the lead actress Candia Mayhew. Lizzy is Nick Brevan, a witty, slovenly, novelist down on his luck. And Jane is Nick’s ex-brother-in-law John Simmonds: handsome, poor, yet with a heart of gold. And the rest of the characters were there: from Wickham and Lydia to Charlotte and Mr. Collins (even Lady DeBerg) and Colonel Fitzwilliam. Sounds trite? It could have been.

Aside from the language (I probably shouldn’t complain so much about the excessive use of the f-word in adult novels, but after a while it does grate on me. And I think it’s unecessary…), it was a funny, engaging and thoroughly enjoyable. Fenton did a good job updating the characters and situations and keeping it fresh while also keeping the spirit and the basic outline of the original. For one who loves the original, it was a lot of fun seeing how everything unfolded (even though I knew exactly what was going to happen).

In the end, it was worth the time away from the Davies book.

The Illryian Adventure

I found the perfect antidote for long and disappointing adult novels: great little works of youth fiction. In any other circumstance, I probably would have decided this little book by Lloyd Alexander wasn’t really that great, but in this case it was exactly what I needed. It was short, plot-driven, full of adventure and thankfully lacking in the language and sex departments. It had a great, strong, fun heroine. And it was an amusing little tale. Not a deep or profound book by any means. But, enjoyable.

And maybe I’ll even be willing to try some adult fiction again. I was feeling adventurous at the library on Friday — I picked up a Phillipa Gregory historical fiction novel and the Deptford Trilogy by Robertson Davies. The hard part now is figuring out which one to read first.

The Time Traveler’s Wife

I almost really loved this book.

Almost. Audrey Niffengger came up with a really great idea — a guy, Henry, involuntarily time travels, mostly to his own past; at one point he meets his future wife, Clare, when she’s six. She’s linear (doesn’t time travel), which makes for an interesting love story.

Yet. The first part of the book is really intriguing. Though there’s tons of bad language (which I generally cringe at) and sex (though it’s tasteful, in my opinion), and even though it was confusing at times, I was drawn into the story by the characters of Henry and Clare, their evolving relationship, and the idea in general.

Then the book tanked. I didn’t like the second half at all. The jumping around in time stopped, the sex became more graphic (which bugged me), and it just got long. At around page 363, I found myself wishing that this book would just END. Sigh. I still had nearly 200 pages left at that point…

The ending almost redeemed the book — it was a decent ending, tactfully foreshadowed. It could have even been touching. If I had cared at that point.

I have yet to like a book that our book group is reading. Maybe I’m in the wrong book group??

New Digs

I love them. When I met Julie back in November, she offered to do something new, and fun, for me. And this is what she came up with. I think it’s just about perfect. And so, I will join the long list of bloggers singing Julie’s praises.

All hail Julie! Thanks a million.

Candy freak

This book was dangerous for me to read. Might not be for someone else, but I’m terribly susceptible to the power of suggestion. And reading a book about candy, well, prompted me to, um, eat lots of candy. I dreamt about candy, craved candy, and, yes, bought candy. (I NEED to buy this candy; from the description in the book it’s absolutely heavenly. Haven’t yet, though.)

Granted, I’m also pregnant, but I think I would have fallen into what Steve Almond (he who wrote this book) calls a “freak spell”.

This was a perfectly delicious book, when it was on. When Almond was talking about candy, or candy manufacturing, or even the business of selling candy, it was fun and fascinating. Unfortunately, however (at least in my view), he spent much too much time digressing into self-analysis and self-pity and, well, self-digression. I’m sorry, but I really didn’t need to know that he smoked pot as a kid, or hung around with a less-than-intellectual crowd, or couldn’t keep a girlfriend, or (the real low-point) thought he had testicular cancer for a week or so. It was kind of distracting.

Still, there were personal tidbits that were funny — like how he used hard candy as “braces” because he figured it’d do the trick. Or the sheer poundage of candy he had squirreled away in his apartment. Or, even, his absolute worship of enrobing machines (those machines that drape chocolate over candy bars). Those added to the book. And, in the end (though the end was kind of lackluster), it was a good book to read.

It may just inspire you to go and buy some candy. (How about these? Or these?)

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

There are two types of books that I try to avoid. The first I call the Train Wreck: the book where, pretty much from the start, you know the characters are DOOMED, and it’s just a matter of reading until the end when they all self-implode. Wuthering Heights (I know, some people like the book) was that way for me.

The second is the Soap Opera: those books that read exactly like a soap, and suck me in. I hate being sucked in by things that are, essentially, worthless. Or pointless.

Unfortunatly, Traveling Pants was the latter.

Confession time (ready?): I read, and felt guilty about reading and liking, those horrible (something I recognized while reading them) Sweet Valley High books. Anyone else remember these? I can’t belive (now) that I actually spent time reading them. Traveling Pants is EXACTLY (well almost) like those books. You know the story: four teenage girls have Problems and have to Deal with Life and the Pants give them the Courage to do so.

There are most likely teenage girls out there who love this book and find Truth and Honesty and Inspiration from it.

And the real sad thing is that I was probably one of them.

Good thing we grow up, right?

In the Shadow of the Pali

I picked this one up because of the subtitle: A Story of the Hawaiian Leper Colony. See, my dad served a mission for our church in Hawaii during the late 1960s. Among other places he served — the Big Island, Waikiki, Maui — he served on Molokai and visited the leper colony there. I don’t remember many of the stories he told (another reason to write them down, Dad!), but I do remember that he was very moved by his experiences with the lepers. So, I was curious to see what Lisa Cindrich (who is neither Hawaiian, nor lives there — she’s in Kansas, of all places) would do with their stories.

I thought the book was a really powerful read. It took a while to get in to — it’s based in the 1870s, not long after the colony was established by the Hawaiian government and the main character, Liliha, is not at all sympathetic. Or at least isn’t for a very long time. There were times in the first several chapters that I felt like putting it down and not coming back. Not because it was bad, but because I just couldn’t stomach the anger, or the pain, or the descriptions of the lepers.

The book got better as the story went on. And the anger and hatred are understandable. Cindrich had a Christian woman character, and while at times she seemed cloying, I think in the end she served a good purpose to balance out the anger and hatred Liliha and another character — Kalani — felt for their situation and each other. The most pathetic and depressing character was Pauahi: a woman who let Liliha (who’s 13, I think) live with her, but essentially made Liliha her servant, depriving her of much, not the least of which was food. And she kept saying Liliha should be grateful for all that she does for her. That the condition of the place would drive someone to act like that is truly despicable.

The ending was predictable and somewhat cliche, but I let it go. Even with that, it’s an excellent book.

Memoirs

So, I read two memoirs this week. Well, read one, tried to read the other. Which actually got me to thinking about memoirs and what makes a good one. And yes, my random thoughts were fueled by the A Million Little Pieces debacle, though only in part.

The one I got through — Journey from the Land of No by Roya Hakakian — was an interesting, introspective, delightful yet haunting look at the Iranian revolution through the eyes of a young girl who just happened to be a Jew. I checked it out because it looked interesting (the subtitle is “A girlhood caught in Revolutionary Iran”), but I got something much more than I was expecting. I got reflections on a country changed, reflections on her faith and culture and how they didn’t always mesh. She experienced anti-Semitism, and lived through it. And, interestingly enough considering my last book group, she dealt with the rule to wear head-scarves and her feelings about it (she compared it to a uniform; something which she had to wear, but never quite felt like herself in it). It was beautifully written and an excellent book.

The other — Cursed by a Happy Childhood by Carl Lennertz — wasn’t so great. I liked the premise (or at least the title); if I ever wrote a memoir it’d be something like this. Especially since my childhood/young adulthood was neither traumatic, dramatic or remotely engaging in any way. (Sorry Mom and Dad — happy homes don’t necessarily make good books!) Still, reading the 30 pages I got through in this book was a trial, to say the least. The book tried to be witty and pithy and just fell short, at least for me. No new observations (like “Visit a library; it’s wonderful” or “My daughter is discovering that my music isn’t that bad”). No real insights. I was complaining to my husband, who (very accurately, I supposed) said, “You’re beyond this book. It’s for people who haven’t realized these things.” Yes, but who might that be? Maybe I’m just miffed because he’s already written my memoir (except I’m a woman, who lived in suburbia and will have four daughters instead of only one).

So, what makes an engaging memoir? Is it life experiences — this is where A Million Little Pieces comes in: the bigger, the badder, the more desperate makes for the great book? I know conflict makes the story (it’s only words and fluff without it), but what is it that would drive someone to make up experiences in order to sell the book? Why do we want to read about people’s lives who have been desperate (or sick, or traumatized or whatever) and have overcome? Why do we look at the ones who didn’t, and say, “Well, that’s nice, but I really don’t want to read about it”?

I wish I knew.

Snow: An Update

So, the book group met last night. Interestingly enough, the main comment was: “Can someone explain what’s going on in this book, please?” Many found it dense and unreadable. In fact, out of the 12 of us, only three had the endurance to read the book from start to finish. That said, there was some interesting discussion. One woman compared the book to Nabakov — maybe it’s not supposed to be “realistic”; maybe it’s all an exaggeration to prove a point. Several wondered if it wasn’t really written for the Turks, but rather as a pointed barb at the West. I made my point about not having the right background to enjoy this book, but a woman countered with “But I read to learn new things.” (I didn’t get to make my counter point: well, then, read non-fiction. I’m not sure you’re supposed to learn things from fiction. Or maybe I’m wrong here.) I did get into a heated, though short, argument with a woman where I found myself defending Islam (the requirement to wear head scarves in particular). I agree with some of what she said — that Muslim-dominated countries have a tendency to opress women — but the fact that she was putting it as “all relgion oppresses women, especially Islam” really made me uncomfortable. (I challenged her by saying that she was making broad generalizations about religion. She said, “Damn right I am.” Okay then.) When another woman chimed in with “I’m sure they’re intelligent, but they’re brainwashed” I backed down. I don’t like being told that you have to make a choice between being intelligent and being religious. I don’t feel I’ve been brainwashed, and I consider myself both intelligent and religious. Granted, I’m also American. Maybe things would be different if I wasn’t.

On top of that, we talked about immigrants, language retention, national health care, suicide bombers, and feminism (which led to abortion and what Democrats could do to win an election). Whew.

In the end, though, I still don’t like the book all that much.