Treasure Island

I read this about three years ago, but since it was in my pre-blogging days (wow, remember those?) my review reads like this: “I never read this as a kid (again, it’s a “boy book”) but I sure had fun with it as an adult. It’s the classic pirate story; it’s a grand adventure! “

Um, not very informative, is it?

Since I was given the opportunity to re-read Treasure Island for an online book group I’m “attending” (seeing as I can’t go to my in-person one for a few months; hubby’s got a night class that’s on Tuesday nights. Sigh.), I thought I’d take the opportunity to be a bit more specific.

I had a great time with it. It’s wonderful when a book reads just as well the second (or third, or tenth) time through. I basically remembered the plot, and I still marvelled at the fact that this book is bascially driven by a 11- to 13-year old boy (anyone know how old Jim is??). If it wasn’t for him befriending Billy Bones, he wouldn’t have gotten the map. If it wasn’t for him, the mutiney wouldn’t have been discovered. If it wasn’t for him, the ship wouldn’t have been secured. Maybe it’s plausable that a 12-year-old boy could have done much of what Jim did, but honestly, I didn’t care.

The one thing I didn’t get was Long John Silver. Was he really a bad guy? Well, yes, and no. He was willing to kill for the treasure, but he was also willing to sell out just about anyone. I liked him, but I also found him annoying. I didn’t get why everyone feared him (maybe because he wasn’t exactly trustworthy), but I never really felt the full force of his temper. He was kind of an amusing aside. I found Billy Bones in the beginning to be more disturbing than Long John Silver.

I wonder about pirate stories, too. What’s the appeal? Why does Pirates of the Carribean do so well (aside from Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, of course)? There was nothing romantic, or exciting, or honorable about pirate’s lives. They were vicious, violent, and vengeful. But then, we tend to glamorize all sorts of crime (I can only think of movies here: Oceans 11/12; The Italian Job; Gone in 60 Seconds…). Why is that? Because they’re “bad”? Because the grass is always greener on the other side? Because we want to justify our nice, quiet little lives? Or maybe it’s because we have nice, quiet little lives and we want some excitement?

Whatever it is, this certainly fits the bill.

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The Odyssey

I chose to read the Odyssey for the Classics Challenge because I didn’t get around to it in college (being a journalism major, we weren’t required to read huge Greek classics), and I’ve always wondered about this one. Now I can say that I’ve read all 24 books and 462 pages of English translation (by Robert Fitzgerald).

Some thoughts:

  • It’s incredibly violent. People get eaten by the Cyclops (it drove me nuts that they spelled it Kyklops) and by someone else (when you go wandering through a forest, beware: you might get eaten!). And then there’s the huge slaughter of the suitors at the end. Not to mention killing off the women servants that helped the suitors.
  • I didn’t think it was fair that Odysseus gets to sleep with everyone (Kalypso and Kirke among others) just because he’s a man, and Penelope had to stay faithful. But then, this is now and that was then. Actually, when I told hubby about how Odysseus got Kirke to change his shipmates back from pigs into humans by sleeping with her, he said, “Well. He certainly knows how to get the job done.”
  • While we’re on the subject of Penelope, she spent the entire book crying or sleeping or inciting lust among the suitors. Her one claim to fame was her “trick”: saying she couldn’t get married until she finishd a death shroud, and then unweaving it every night. It went on for three years, until one of her servants gave her away. She needs get get better help.
  • It was surprisingly easy to read. I’m not much for poetry, but this was more like prose in column form. Once I got used to that — and to all the names that I wasn’t even going to try to sort out — then it wasn’t hard to read at all.
  • I found it interesting that the gods were so involved in Odysseus’ life. Spurring on his son, helping Penelope deal (Athena was always putting her in a deep sleep), helping Odysseus get revenge. I guess the worst thing in Greek life was to offend someone, thereby offending the gods. And I guess that’s why hanging out at Odysseus’ palace for several years eating his food (beeves, I love that word!) is worth the death sentance.
  • Odysseus was too dang perfect. I never really liked him. Or cared that much for his adventures.
  • I can’t say I’m going to ever read it again.

One down, four to go.

Help Me, Please!

So, Renee over at Renee’s Book of the Day has started doing book-theemed podcasts. She’s done two, one for December and one for January. Since it sounded like fun, I called in my holiday book for December, and the podcast turned out okay (though I sound like a bit of a dork). January was winter-themed books, and again I called in. And, as it turned out, I was the ONLY ONE.

Okay, I’m all for participating in things, but not when it’s just ME. So, I’m sending out a plea. I’m planning on calling in with my romance book (and I’ve got a good idea, but you’ll have to wait and see what it is). But please, PLEASE don’t let me be the only caller again.

Trust me. It just wouldn’t be good.

I’m begging you. PLEASE. Call.

Five Things You Never Wanted to Know About Me

Hubby tagged me with a meme and I thought I’d give it a shot, since most of you don’t know much about me anyway.

1) I love to dance. Put on some good, loud, music, and I’m gone. In high school, you couldn’t keep me away from a high school dance at any high school (I often crashed the ones at my friends’ schools). One of the biggest fights I had with my mom was about not being able to go to a dance. In college I frequented dance clubs — any clubs really — as often as my pocket book would let me. But my love of dancing isn’t limited — ballet, modern, folk dance, ballroom… I love (and have done) it all. The irony is that I married a man without rhythm. But I still can be seen boogieing with the kids or in the car on occasion.

2) I am a Jack of all trades, master of none. I have dabbled in, at one time or another: sewing, interior decorating, cake decorating, scrapbooking (though not the really froufrou stuff), photography, calligraphy, web design (I could once program in HTML), journalism, studying folk lore and oral history, being a nanny, fiction/creative writing, singing, playing the piano, architectural design, canning jam, and gardening.

3) I want to own a saw. And learn how to build things.

4) I am terrified of: heights (particularly open heights), talking on the phone (especially to strangers) and rejection.

5) I love to mow the lawn. I’ve always loved mowing the lawn, even as a teenager. Good thing Hubby is allergic to grass. It just means the lawn is my domain.

Anyone who wants to do this is considered tagged.

Victory

I thought I’d follow up The Dark is Rising with a new Susan Cooper book. I don’t think I’ve read anything else besides The Dark is Rising series by her, and figured it was about time.

And… it was okay.

Nothing spectacular, though maybe my expectations were a bit high. I mean it’s Susan Cooper after all. (I have the same expectations when I read Robin McKinley books: they need to be good.) But this was just okay. The basic story: Molly, an English girl in 2006, is having a rough time because her mom married an American who relocated the family to the States. Sam, an English boy in 1803, has been pressed into Naval service and ended up on the HMS Victory, with Vice-Admiral Nelson in the battle of Trafalgar. There’s a connection between the two, and between flashbacks from Sam, Molly figures out what it is.

I liked the flashback sections immensely. The detail about being pressed into service by the Press Gangs and life on the ship was incredible. However, I think Cooper fell short with the modern character. She just didn’t seem to fit. And her journey wasn’t nearly as interesting as Sam’s was. I found myself skimming the Molly chapters just to get to the next Sam chapter. And he dropped out of the story way too early.

The best part of the book, though, was the Afterword. (I love Afterwords. I often read them before reading the book.) In it Cooper writes this: ” Perhaps I wrote this book only for the change of meeting one of my greatest heroes, just as I was lucky enough to meet Shakespeare in a book called in King of Shadows and Merlin, long ago, in a sequence called The Dark is Rising. Writers are fortunate people.”

Indeed.

A bit of Fluff

I’m just a little bit proud of this email I wrote to my family this week. Thought I’d share.

Twas the night before New Years,
And down on the street,
We all were talking
About what happened last week.

Christmas Eve went well;
It couldn’t have gone any faster.
Except for the Quaker service,
Which was a bit of a disaster.

The morning came early
For poor Mom and Dad.
At six-thirty sharp
Three girls got us out of bed!

We unwrapped the presents,
Excited to see:
A castle, books, dolls
And a Harry Potter DVD (game).

Candy, doughnuts, Eggs Benedict;
The day started well.
But the dinner roast was dry,
and Melissa fell ill.

All the next day
Melissa was in bed, sick.
So R rustled up
Friends for the girls, quick.

They spent the whole day
Playing games, doing crafts.
Though we were just a little glad
When they went home at last.

The next day was boxing.
We were only off by one.
Time to put away decorations
Now that Christmas was done.

Friday — Exploration Place,
We were all impressed.
There were airplanes, Miniature Kansas,
And a castle we liked best.

And just when we thought
We couldn’t have any more debts
We spent lots more money!
Oh, and Baby K took her first steps.

We watched lots of movies:
National Velvet, Sword in the Stone, Camelot,
Cars, Alice in Wonderland, Over the Hedge.
Some were good. Some were not.

We hung art, we cleaned house,
We spent time with our friends.
We had sleepovers, and great fun.
Every night late to bed.

We celebrated R’s 38th birthday
With presents (ties) and cake.
And there’s still a few more days
Left in this winter break!

And so you hear us exclaim
As 2006 fades from sight,
“Happy New Year’s to all,
And may it be bright!”

Frangipani

I got this book because the title makes me smile. Go ahead, say it: Frangipani. See?

This book, by Celestine Hitiura Vaite, made me smile, too. There’s really not much of a plot. It’s about a mom (Materena) in Tahiti, and her daughter Leilani. It’s about her hopes and fears for her daughter (and two sons, though she doesn’t really have many hopes for her oldest). It’s about her changing relationship with her daughter from infancy (I liked how she “welcomed the baby into her womb” and spent hours talking to her and telling her all about the world she was going to be born into.) through teenager (God help me: I’ll have four!) and into adulthood.

The picture Vaite (who herself is Taihitian) gave of Tahiti is simultaneously hopeful and depressing. Why is it that islander men are always portrayed as slackers? Are they, really? The common sense wisdom in Tahiti is not to marry a man until you’ve had at least one child with him because there’s less of a chance he’ll up and walk out on you. In fact, Materena’s man, Pito, walks out on her because she collects his pay so he won’t spent it all at the bar. And so they can have something to eat. The women are strong, though (they have to be, they say), and passionate, and wise, and, well, wonderful.

I loved the island lilt to the book (“girlfriend, eh?” “oh, bon cherie” — the French scattered throughout was fun). I loved Materena. She’s a wonderful character. I even liked Leilani, though not as much. And it had a good, satisfying ending.

A good read.

Merry Christmas

I read two Christmas books this year (plus assorted picture books). We finally got an illustrated copy of Christmas Day in the Morning, by Pearl S. Buck. It’s beautiful. But A’s favorite picture book this year is The Last Straw by Frederick H. Thury. All our Nativity camels are now named Hoshmakaka, in honor of this book. (It’s about a camel chosen to carry gifts to the Baby Jesus. It’s very sweet.)

I read The Trees Kneel at Christmas by Maud Hart Lovelace, and Skipping Christmas by John Grisham. Trees is a very slim, very sweet book set in 1950s Brooklyn. Two Lebanese children — Afify and Hanna, ages 7 and 5 — are told a story by their Grandmother about how the trees kneel in Lebanon on the night of Christ’s birth. Their grandmother didn’t think the trees kneel in America, but Afify is determined to see if they do. They end up sneaking out just before midnight on Christmas Eve (when their family is all gone to Mass), and sure enough, through the faith of the children, they see the trees in Prospect Park kneel. It’s quite charming.

Skipping Christmas, on the other hand, is, well, obnoxious. At least I found it so. I know it was supposed to be funny — at some points I managed a weak smile — but I just found it annoying. The Kranks, who the previous Christmas spent $6,000 on Christmas (something that I can’t even imagine), and in the even that their only child isn’t going to be home for Christmas, they decide to skip it entirely. Which seems a bit extreme to me.Yeah, spend the money on a cruise. That’s a bit much to spend on Christmas, anyway. But, for heaven’s sake, don’t be a superior grump about it all. I think that’s what drove me nuts. The way Luther Krank felt so superior about his decision to forgo Christmas. And, yes, he did get his comeuppance in the end. Still, it made me annoyed. And that’s no way to feel at Christmas.

Happy Holidays, everyone. May you get many good books!