Teaser Tuesday, April 7

I’m going to squeeze in an announcement here: April’s Estella’s Revenge is up! My three reviews (all Jane Austen related!): The Darcys and the Bingleys (I’m really quite proud of this review…), Pemberley by the Sea, and Jane Austen Ruined My Life. Go check them out, as well as all the other good stuff in this month’s issue.

Now, on to Teaser Tuesday…

  • Grab your current read.
  • Let the book fall open to a random page.
  • Share with us two (2) “teaser” sentences from that page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
  • You also need to share the title of the book that you’re getting your “teaser” from … that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you’ve given!
  • Please avoid spoilers!
  • From The Sharper Your Knife, the Less You Cry, by Kathleen Flinn, p. 95:

    That afternoon, I nurse my consomme and finish yet another round of disappointing puff pastry. As I do, I consider how wonderful it would be to toss some hamburger, egg whites, and tomatoes into the soup of life.

    The roundup is as Should Be Reading.

    Caddy Ever After

    by Hilary McKay
    ages: 10+
    First sentence: “Today I fell asleep in class.”

    Things that are still true about the Casson books:
    I adore Rose.
    They make me utterly and unquestionably happy.
    I find them hilarious in a wacky, British sort of way.
    Eve is daffy and Bill’s a cad (though much less so in this book, if only because they show up much less).

    The basic plot: Indigo likes Saffy’s friend Sarah, and so he finagles a way to sell tickets to the Valentine Dance. He sets Saffy up with Oscar. Saffy and Rose get “lost” on the moor (stranded is more like it) because of Oscar’s lousy car. Oscar and his older brother Alex rescue them and bring them home. Caddy’s waiting there, and she decides Alex is The One (mostly because he’s got permission to go to China to photograph panda bears). Except he’s not Darling Michael, to whom Rose promised not to let Caddy get married. Hence, Rose’s (in)famous wedding destruction at the end of the book.

    Things that are different from the previous Casson books:
    The chapters alternate between narrators (going, in order: Rose, Indigo, Saffy, Caddy, Rose again). I loved each voice, but I espeically loved that Rose was still omnipresent.
    The appendices are really the best part.
    I was expecting a huge climax at the church (because I read Forever Rose first), but didn’t get it, but it really didn’t matter. It was still funny.
    There was a subplot about Saffy and Sarah not being friends any more becuase of a star balloon, but that was pretty silly (well, of course), and not really worth mentioning. Indigo was pretty awesome, though.

    And, yes, I’m going to read Forever Rose again, just so I can put it in it’s proper place. And do a proper “review”.

    OCOC Giveaway…

    Unfortunately, due to mailing costs and the state of our finances (several expensive emergencies — not the least of which is a new pair of glasses for me!) have made it impossible for met to continue doing this… So, sadly, I’m suspending the giveaways (even though the closet isn’t remotely cleaned out) for the time being. Thanks to all who participated… Hopefully, they’ll be up and running again sometime this summer.

    2009 Challenge #2: Jewish Literature

    I managed to get through this one. I know there are some wonderful Jewish literature books out there (I’ve read them), but I didn’t particularly love anything on my list.

    1. Yellow Star, by Jennifer Rozines Roy
    2. The Diary of a Young Girl, Anne Frank
    3. Maus I and Maus II, Art Spiegelman
    4. The Bee Season, Myla Goldberg

    I did admire Yellow Star and the Maus books, but I didn’t love them. Ah, well. Maybe next year.

    The Diary of a Young Girl

    by Anne Frank
    ages: 12+
    First sentence: “On Friday, June 12th I woke up at six o’clock and no wonder; it was my birthday.”

    Ack.

    Let me say that again.

    Ack.

    If I had read this book when I was 12 or 13, I would have totally loved it. I would have completely identified with Anne, with her plight, with her suffering, with her angst, with her. I would have cried at the end. I would have swooned over her relationship with Peter, and the difficulties it presented.

    But now…

    I just felt like she’s a whiny teenager who wasn’t completely grateful that she didn’t end up in a concentration camp for the whole war, and that she spent too much time whining about how horrible her parents (and the Van Daans) are. I felt like the book is only famous because she (in a cruel irony) died in a concentration camp three months before the Allieds liberated it. Yes, it was human, and real, and sometimes insightful. But I couldn’t stand her. Or the book.

    Which makes me feel guilty.

    Oh, well. I missed the boat on this one.

    Well-Seasoned Reader Challenge Roundup

    The final edition! It’s been TONS of fun going on this journey with you all! Thanks so much for your participation and your reviews; it’s been so enjoyable going through them all. Before I get to the final review roundup there’s a few items of business.

    Finishers since last week are: Bridget, Cheryl, Eva, Kristi, Katrina Callista, Trisha, Kim and Grilsgood.

    And for the prizes…

    The grand prize of a book from Powells is: Beth F!

    And the two finisher prizes (of nuts or chocolate) go to: Lucia and Sandra!

    Congrats!!

    And now, to the last of the reviews:

    Eva did all three reviews and wrap-up in the same post. She had the novel idea of focusing all her reading around one country, and chose Burma/Myanmar. She read From the Land of Green Ghosts, by Pscal Khoo Thwe, of which she writes, “It’s a compelling story, written with an idiosyncratic and appealing voice, about a place most of us will never visit (I know I won’t, until the junta loses power-I don’t want to help their cash flow.). And while it isn’t always happy, in the balance it’s certainly much more positive than negative. Thwe allows the reader to really enter into his life and world, and I am profoundly grateful to have been able to spend time with him.” She also read Burmese Days, by George Orwell and Finding George Orwell in Burma, by Emma Larkin. Click through to read her reviews; suffice to say, she spoke highly of them all.

    Frances read Michael Pollan’s In Defense of Food, saying “Some of this may sound like things you have heard or read before, but much of it is different, and the material is transformed into a page-turner by Pollan’s precise journalistic prose. No extra fat in the book, so to speak.”

    Heather read Last of the Angels, by Fadhil Al Azzawi. She writes, “When I finished the book, I was left confused and disappointed but as time has passed, I’ve come to like it more and more. This is not a book to pick up lightly and some research should be done beforehand. It reads like a much longer book than it actually is (only 276 pages) and it is not easy to follow the entire time, but I really think it is a worthwhile chance to explore a culture so incredibly different from our own but that is now so closely linked with our fate.”

    Tiny Librarian read Queen of the Road, by Doreen Orion. The end verdict: “A fun, funny, interesting book that may make you think about your own priorities in life.”

    For her final selection, Katrina read Baghdad Diaries, by Nuha al-Radi. She wasn’t impressed, writing, “I was expecting a lot from The Bagdhad Diaries by Nuha Al-Radi and was very disappointed. I had seen this book talked about a lot a few years ago and was expecting a moving account of life in the war…Yes she does also describe the lack of food, the extreme poverty and the increase in cancer as a result of the war but I never really felt fo/ her.”

    And it wouldn’t be a week without Amira checking in, this time with Happy Nowruz: Cooking with Children to Celebrate the Persian New Year, by Najmieh Batmangli. She writes, “There are plenty of recipes, but it’s a lot more than a cookbook. I think a better subtitle might have been something along the lines of celebrating Nowruz with your children. Now, I know that many Americans don’t know what Nowruz is, but if you do and are interested in celebrating it, this is an excellent book to explain all aspects of Nowruz, for the entire 4 weeks.”

    Kim read one of my all-time favorites for her final book: My Name is Asher Lev, by Chaiam Potok. She wrote, “I was just fascinated by the characters, the culture and religion, and especially Asher and his relationships with his family and others whom he cares about.”

    Callista read The Bit of the Mango, by Maritu Kamara, of which, she writes, “The book doesn’t only address the war that went on in Sierra Leone and the casulaties of that war. It also addresses what little has happened to help those still in the country. Mariatu wrote this book to get the word out about what was happening and to clear up some misconceptions that were in some articles about her.” She also read The Flavor Bible, by Karen Page. She writes, “This isn’t your average cookbook. Instead of recipes to follow to the letter, this book contains charts to help you find flavor combinations. As you can see, this book truly is a FLAVOR BIBLE. This book is recommended for those who don’t want to follow ready-made recipes anymore but create their OWN recipes.”

    And, finally, Tricia linked to four more books: The Geography of Bliss, by Eric Wegner; The House on Tradd Street, by Karen White; Galway Bay, by Mary Pat Kelley; and Banker to the Poor, by Muhammad Yunus. I liked what Tricia wrote about The House on Tradd Street, “I think Karen White is a great storyteller. However, the writing was repetitive in parts and the typos were inexcusable. But, the plot was gripping and I’ll definitely read the next one in this series when it comes out in November.”

    Thanks again to everyone who made this challenge so great!

    Lock and Key

    by Sarah Dessen
    ages: 13+
    First sentence: “And finally,” Jamie said as he pushed the door open, “we’ve come to the main event. Your room.”

    Like with Elizabeth Scott, I’ve been feeling a need to read some Sarah Dessen, especially since she’s so beloved. So, again, I randomly plucked a book of hers off the library shelf, one that they just recently received, and went with it.

    And, as with Elizabeth Scott, I wasn’t disappointed.

    For the past 10 years has been moving around with her mom from place to place, never really quite making it, never really settling in. Now that Ruby’s nearly 18, all she can think about is getting out, being free. However, shortly in to the start of her senior year, Ruby’s mom disappears. No problem, Ruby thinks: she can get by until she’s 18. But things slowly break down, and her landlords find out and turn her in to social services, and she ends up with her sister, Cora, whom she hasn’t seen since Cora left for college 10 years ago.

    Suddenly, Ruby’s life is turned upside down: no longer is she scraping long with the bottom of the pack — the pot smokers, the dropouts. She’s going to a private school, living in a million-dollar house, courtesy of her entrepreneur brother-in-law. She has everything her mother couldn’t provide. Except… Ruby doesn’t trust any of it. She misses the familiarity of her old life, she doesn’t want to let anyone get close, she doesn’t trust anyone (especially her sister). All she wants to do is get out.

    I was wary of the book at first: Ruby’s not a particularly sympathetic character — understandable, considering her bad mother (again with the bad mothers! Ah, I suppose it must be for the sake of conflict…). But, what was fascinating to read — as well as subtle and well-written — was the de-icing of Ruby. She meets Nate, with whom she wants NO relationship, who ends up being her friend. And whom she ends up being able to help in a very big way. (Thankfully, there’s a bad dad to balance out the bad mom.) Ruby learns the meaning of family (again, not a blantant life lesson, but one that snuck in by the end of the book) and friendship. And yes, while it has a “money can solve all your problems” Cinderella aspect to it (Ruby would still be scraping the bottom if Jamie didn’t have money), it’s not overbearing. It’s mostly a book about expectations and trust and facing the unknown. And the romance, for what it’s worth, is really quite good, too.

    So, yeah, I can see what everyone is raving about with Sarah Dessen. I’ll definately be reading more of her books.

    Books to Movies: The Masked Retriever

    In honor of K’s third birthday tomorrow I’d thought I’d take the opportunity (or just use it as an excuse) my current favorite kid’s TV show: The Backyardigans.

    We discovered them about a year or so ago, completely by accident, and were instantly smitten. When the show is on, I tend to watch it rather than read or blog or whatever it is I’m supposed to be doing, and I know I enjoy it at least as much as the girls do. Ordinarily, I love it for the music and how every episode has a different musical style. The songs are usually catchy and cute, and imminently singable. We each have our favorites: M likes Samurai Pie, C likes Scared of You and Race to the Tower of Power (it was hard to choose), A likes Whodunit — “Great Caeser’s Ghost!” — and K likes International Super Spy.

    But that’s really not enough to warrant a blog post here… I’m here to talk about my favorite episode, The Masked Retriever.

    Uniqua (that’s the pink polka dot one) is a librarian who loves to check out books. Except… sometimes people don’t bring the books back on time (oh, no!). Then she becomes The Masked Retriever: a Zorro-like hero to get the books back and return them to their proper place in the library. Don Austin, the most important man in Viejo, California, has checked out The Case of the Climbing Cat by Cynthia Rylant, and it’s one day overdue. However, he refuses to return the book, and decides to hightail it to Mexico. Uniqua the librarian can’t stand for that (leaving the country with an overdue library book, for shame!), and so (as The Masked Retriever) sets out to caputre him. She corners Don Austin in an abandoned church (where he’s up in the tower reading), to get the book back. In the course of the confrontation, Don Austin confesses the reason he doesn’t want to return the book because he’s not done with it. Oh, The Masked Retriever responds, You can just renew it! (novel idea!) And all ends happily ever after…

    There’s so much I love about this episode. The music’s okay (not my favorite; I like the Bollywood stylings of Into the Deep best, and the bluegrass from Escape from Fairy TaleVillage second), but the plot’s fabulous. I love that they used a real book. I love the lyrics to the songs. I love the dialogue. I love Austin’s little mustache. And I love that they made librarians even cooler than they already are.

    The best part, though, is the opening song that Uniqua sang:

    I am a great librarian
    And I’m full of information
    I know every book on every shelf
    and every stack

    There here for you to borrow
    So come on in and take them
    But you better keep track
    When it’s time to bring them back

    Because sometimes I become
    The Masked Retriever
    Hunting down books that are
    missing or lost or late.

    The Masked Retriever
    I am The Masked Retriever
    I find them even if they’re hiding
    in another state.

    People think librarians
    are glamorous and stylish.
    We always look so elegant;
    We aim to please.

    Yes, of course, that’s true, but
    It’s not the whole story.
    ‘Cuz I have a secret side,
    A side that no one ever sees.

    Yes, sometimes I become
    The Masked Retriever
    Hunting down borrowers
    Whose books are over due.

    The Masked Retriever
    I am The Masked Retriever
    So don’t forget your due date
    Or I’m coming after you.

    Yes, so I become
    The Masked Retriever
    Someone’s got to do it
    And that somebody is me.

    The Masked Retriever
    I am The Masked Retriever
    The bravest, boldest hero
    That you’ll probably ever see.

    Verdict: totally and completely charming. It’s on the Robin Hood the Clean DVD. (As well as several other literary/folklore heroes: The Three Musketeers, Robin Hood, and The Journey to the Center of the Earth.) I love this show.

    Well-Seasoned Reader Challenge REMINDER


    In order to get your name in the pot for the finisher’s prizes, you have until Saturday, April 4th, midnight to get your finisher’s posts up — link to them in the comments of this post, or here or here, if you’re so inclined. Or, just leave a comment with the three books you’ve read. Drawings for the prizes will be held bright and early Sunday morning!

    The Order of the Odd-Fish

    by James Kennedy
    ages: 12+
    First sentence: “The desert was empty, as though a great drain had sucked the world underground.”

    The jacket flap of this delightfully surreal book claims it’s “equal parts Monty Python and Roald Dahl,” which, to my mind, is no laughing matter: that’s some serious humor and oddity that they’re evoking. How could one not approach this book with incredibly high expectations?

    Thankfully, Kennedy does not disappoint.

    Jo was left in the washing machine of washed-up actress Lily Larouche’s desert palace when she was a baby. Left with her was this note: “This is Jo. Please take care of her. But beware. This is a dangerous baby.” Thirteen years later, Jo has shown no signs of dangerousness; in fact, with Aunt Lily’s heath (and sanity) waning, Jo’s pretty much taken over running the household. Until one Christmas Eve, when things go, well, wacky, and get infinitly more complicated. Jo meets Colonel Anatoly Korsakov and his sidekick Sefino, who just happens to be a 3 1/2 foot all talking cockroach, a black box drops out of the sky, addressed to, and she meets her nemisises (of sorts), Ken Kaing and The Belgian Prankster. They all (somehow) manage to make their way to Eldritch City, where Jo discovers that Lily, Korsakov and Jo’s parents were all part of The Order of the Odd-Fish, and that (just perhaps) Jo really is as dangerous as the note implies.

    Actually, while I was in the middle of all the zany action and weirdness that was this book, the thought that popped into my mind was that it’s not so much a Monty Python-Roald Dahl hybrid as it is a weird love child of Douglas Adams and J.K. Rowling. Jo is Arthur Dent/Harry, Lily is Ford Prefect/Hagrid, there a group of friends that Jo meets once she gets to the Odd-Fish that could fill the roles of Ron and Hermione (as well as Ford andTrillian). There’s a couple of delightfully grumpy people who are dead on Marvins… you get the picture. Once I figured that out, though, it the book that much more enjoyable. (For me, once I’ve “pegged” the humor, I can sit back and let it roll over me… I’m weird that way, I guess.)

    Laini Taylor, in her review, mentioned that this is the sort of thing that should be shared with someone, to elbow them at the right moments, or read a passage aloud to savor them. And I have to toally and completely agree. Thankfully, M had read this one first, and so I was able to do some of that. But, it’s also much like The Hitchhiker’s Guide in that it’s almost a lot more fun to talk about this book than it is to read it. (Additionally, hearing this book read aloud might be more condusive to the humor in it…) So, in the interest of sharing the laughs, I’ll leave you three of the passages where I actually laughed — hooted, snorted, guffawed — out loud:

    Ken Kiang laughed diabolically! Then he stopped, disappointed: no, his laugh wasn’t quite diabolical. He made a mental note to practice his diabolical laughter for fifteen minutes a day. The devil, he knew, was in the details.

    Jo threw up her hands. “This is ridiculous! You’re not even trying to be right?” At this rebuke Sir Oort halted, grew grave, and drew himself up; for a moment, he radiated a kind of majesty; then he spoke, in tones both severe and inspiring, and his awkward voice rang out like a bell. “As an Odd-Fish, it is not my job to be right,” said Sir Oort. “It is my job to be wrong in new and exciting ways.”

    For the next one, you need the description of the character first: “Oona Looch was a mannish, square-jawed woman, about sixty years old, mammoth but not fat, a stout giant of muscle and bone. Her bald skull was gouged with scars, her nose and ears seemed nailed on, and her smile revealed she had no teeth at all.”

    Okay. Now then:

    “You disgust me, Fipnit!” shouted Oona Looch. “You don’t do anything for me as a woman. You don’t know how to treat a lady! One of these days, Fipnit, I’m gonnna sit on you! And then I’ll forget about you… Maybe a few weeks later I’ll pick you out of my behind and say, ‘Well! There’s Fipnit! So that’s where he went!’ Then I’ll throw you away. What a tragic end to a beautiful romance!”

    “Meep,” said Fipnit.

    Wacky, weird, zany, unusual, off-kilter, and, yes, odd. You shouldn’t miss it.