Beowulf: A New Verse Translation

by Anonymous

translated by Seamus Heaney

ages: adult

First sentence: “So. The Spear-Danes gone by adn the kings who ruled them had courage and greatness.”

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I’ve been intimidated by this for years. Somehow, I managed to miss reading this in college (sometimes the Journalism major was a good thing…) and I’ve avoided it for years. It’s just so… old. And huge. And intimidating.

Enter Seamus Heaney and my on-line book group. (This is why I love this group: they’re always pushing my reading comfort zone!) We decided on Beowulf for this month’s read, and a good portion of us picked this translation for it’s ease.

And in the end? I liked it. I’m not sure how much I “got,” though. I did get an overall image: of a huge group of hairy men (and women) gathered around a fire, listening to a storyteller spinning tales about the heroic Beowulf. I’m sure it’s stereotypical, but I figure since I’m half Danish, I’m allowed. But as for the plot? Not sure I got most of it. Sure, I understood that Beowulf dealt Grendel a fatal blow (but it really wasn’t all that exciting), had to go kill Grendel’s mom (more exciting in my book), and then 50 years later killed a dragon (did it remind anyone else of Smaug, or was it just me?). But the rest of it? Just a bunch of words.

However, I am glad I read it, if only to say that I have. And I am looking forward to the discussion with the group. Maybe afterwords, I’ll understand a bit more.

Thomas the Rhymer

by Ellen Kushner

ages: adult

First sentence: “I’m not a teller of tales, not like the Rhymer.”

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I know very little about the Thomas the Rhymer tale; just the basic brief outline of the plot. What I got from Ellen Kushner was a lyrical tale, not like anything I expected.

Thomas is a talented harper, but also a bit cocky. He’s in at court, making his living wooing women with his fine words and lies. Something happens and he has to leave court; he finds his way to a farming community, and takes up with an elderly couple. There he meets Elspeth, a country girl with spirit. She falls for him first, but he’s too caught up in himself to notice much. Then, one day, the beautiful Queen of Faeries comes to him, offers him herself in exchange for seven years service. Of course he takes it. She takes him away, without saying goodbye; he serves his time, and returns with one caveat: he can no longer tell a lie.

It’s a very earthy novel, one that’s filled with homespun images of hearth and home. Weaving plays a role, as does bread-making and feasting. The things that Thomas misses most when he’s with the faerie are the work of home. The things that endear Thomas to Elspeth in the end are the things of the mortal world: she’s not as beautiful as the Queen, but she’s more real, more earthy, for lack of a better word.

I liked this book, but it wasn’t quite I was expecting. I think I was expecting more about his time in faerie, or a something more grand or significant when it came to the consequences of his choice to go to faerie. It was a subtle book, almost too subtle. That’s not to say it wasn’t enjoyable; it was incredibly well-written, and Kushner knows how to spin a tale. But it lacks excitement, and while there’s sex (though not graphic), there’s no romance. I enjoyed the tale, but I never really connected with it.

And I missed that.

Boys, Girls, and Other Hazardous Materials

by Rosalind Wiseman
ages: 13+
First sentence: “Here’s the deal.”
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Sure, this book was written by the author whose book inspired Mean Girls. Sure, it’s got a quote from Tina Fey (whom I find to be incredibly funny) on the cover. Sure, it’s got a fun title.

But…. Meh.

Charlotte (otherwise known as Charley) Healey is excited to start a new High School, getting away from her mean girl frenemies of 8th grade. It’s a fresh start, away from all the crap of middle school. Of course, high school isn’t that easy: of course she makes new friends (who are “true friends”, of course), puts some of her past to rest, but also deals with some crap with the guys.

What really bothered me was that it felt so… preachy. And goody-goody. It felt like Wiseman was trying too hard to hit all the “issues” that “teens face” — from back-biting friends, to trust, to teen drinking, to hazing on sports teams — and as a result didn’t do any of them justice. The characters were cardboard, the dialogue stilted. And while it wasn’t bad enough for me to toss across the room, it wasn’t great either. There are better teen issue books out there. Ones where you connect with the character and don’t feel like the author is trying really hard to get across a message to those poor, disturbed, confused teens.

*sigh*

Unwind

by Neal Shusterman
ages: 14+
First sentence: “‘There are places you can go,’ Ariana tells him, ‘and a guys as smart as you has a decent chance of surviving to eighteen.'”
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This is, up front, a disturbing — if a bit unrealistic — premise for a book. Shusterman imagines a world in which unwanted (for whatever reason) children and teens are harvested for their body parts (no part is left to go to waste; it’s the law). All their parents or guardians have to do is sign an unwind order, and the child is carted off to a “harvest camp” to… die.

Except: are they really dead if their body parts are scattered all over the country?

Obviously, it’s not something that the kids do willingly, and some even have the wits to escape. The story follows three: Connor, whose parents signed the order because he couldn’t control his temper; Risa, who was a ward of the state and subject to budget cutbacks; and Levi (and his is the creepiest), who was raised as a “tithe”, in a religion where they believe that giving a human up for unwinding is an act of religious devotion.

It’s horrifying.

It’s also highly implausible; supposedly this all came about because the Pro-Life and Pro-Choice factions stopped trying to negotiate and went to war against each other. The unwind law (with it’s companion, the storking law — enabling unwanted babies to be left on doorsteps, giving legal rights to the people who find them) being introduced as a “compromise” that “satisfied” all sides. It’s a miserable world that Shusterman created, one in which human life is devalued to such a great degree it’s sickening.

I think that was the point. (And at one point, I did get physically ill; it was near the end when he actually described the harvesting process. It gave me nightmares.) To make people think about life, existence and souls, and the meaning of all three. I’m not sure how effective it was; in many ways, it was preaching “LIFE IS GOOD, ANY SORT OF KILLING IS BAD” quite obviously, but it would make a good jumping point for discussion about life and choice.

And any sort of discussion (reasonable, with respect) is a good thing these days.

One Day and One Amazing Morning on Orange Street

by Joanne Rocklin
ages: 9+
First sentence: “It was a hot summer day on Orange Street, one of those days that seem ordinary until you look back on it.”
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In many ways, that first sentence sums this entire book up. It a simple book: what happens is very small, very simple, and yet, somehow, also very important. It’s the story of a tree, a neighborhood, of friendship.

It’s also really hard to sum up. There’s the girls: Ali, whose 2 1/2-year-old brother has cancer and has stopped talking; Leandra, who is bossy sometimes, but is dealing with her own problems; and Bunny, who deals with anxiety and feels like she doesn’t live up to the ancestor whose name she bears. Then there’s the boys: Robert, who is shy and insecure, especially since his parents divorced; and Manny, the nanny (or manny!), who takes care of Ali’s brother during the day and serves as adviser to the kids. There’s also Ms. Snoops, whose real name is Ethel Finneymaker, who knows a lot about the past but is having problems remembering the present. And then there’s the mysterious stranger.

I know it sounds disjointed, and kind of simplistic. But, honestly: it works. It works because Rocklin’s writing is so charming, so well put together, that it can’t help but work. Everything is exactly where it needs to be, every word, every flashback, every story fits together in a whole. And, while it’s not an adventuresome whole, or even a greatly climatic one, it’s a sweet whole. And kind of tart. Kind of like an orange.

My only drawback is that, in spite of it’s lovely cover, I don’t think kids will read this one. It’s slow. It’s lazy. It’s unexciting. Which is too bad. Because it’s a very, very good little book.

Inside Out & Back Again

by Thanhha Lai
ages: 8+
First sentence: “Today is Tet, the first day of the lunar calendar.”
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It’s 1975, in South Vietnam, and Ha is 10. She’s the youngest of four children, the only girl after three boys, a fact which kind of bothers her. Her father is missing; he left on a Navy mission and never returned. The rest of the family is surviving, but with the Americans pulling out, and the Communists advancing, the family decides to flee to America.

This novel in verse tells the story of Ha and her family over the course of a year; from their life in Vietnam, through their flight and all that entails, and finally their adjustment to life in Alabama. It’s simplicity is deceptive: sure there’s not many words on the page, which makes it read fast, but this novel packs a punch. Immigrant stories are all the rage these days, some more dramatic than others. This one is low on the drama scale, thankfully skirting the edge of the Vietnam War instead of delving into the mess that it was. That leaves room for the longing for the home, the missing of family, the desperation of adjusting to a new life, and Ha’s personal issues of being a girl in a heavily-male family. It reaches out to kids on all levels: a story that’s both foreign (no, I could not pronounce the Vietnamese) and familiar.

Excellent.

July Jacket Flap-a-thon

Guys. It’s hot here. Which is an understatement. On the upside, since it’s too hot to exist outside of an air conditioned bubble, I did get a lot of reading done. On the downside, we’ve also watched way too many movies and TV shows….

The best of the flap copy this month:

The Last Little Blue Envelope (HarperTeen): “Ginny Blackstone thought that the biggest adventure of her life was behind her. She spent last summer traveling around Europe, following the tasks her aunt Peg laid out in a series of letters before she died. When someone stole Ginny’s backpack—and the last little blue envelope inside—she resigned herself to never knowing how it was supposed to end. Months later, a mysterious boy contacts Ginny from London, saying he’s found her bag. Finally, Ginny can finish what she started. But instead of ending her journey, the last letter starts a new adventure—one filled with old friends, new loves, and once-in-a-lifetime experiences. Ginny finds she must hold on to her wits . . . and her heart. This time, there are no instructions. “

Tight, references the first book, and just hints at what’s going to happen in this one. Perfect.

How Lamar’s Bad Prank Won a Bubba-Sized Trophy (Balzar & Bray): “Thirteen-year-old Lamar Washington is the maddest, baddest, most spectacular bowler at Striker’s Bowling Paradise. But while Lamar’s a whiz at rolling strikes, he always strikes out with girls. And his brother, Xavier the Basketball Savior, is no help. Xavier earns trophy after trophy on the basketball court and soaks up Dad’s attention, leaving no room for Lamar’s problems. Until bad boy Billy Jenks convinces Lamar that hustling at the alley will help him win his dream girl, plus earn him enough money to buy an expensive pro ball and impress celebrity bowler Bubba Sanders. But when Billy’s scheme goes awry, Lamar ends up ruining his brother’s shot at college and every relationship in his life. Can Lamar figure out how to mend his broken ties, no matter what the cost? From debut author Crystal Allen comes an unforgettable story of one boy’s struggle to win his family’s respect and get the girl of his dreams while playing the sport he loves.”

It sounded a lot better than I thought it was in the end. But the copy does it’s job: it draws you in.

The Dressmaker of Khair Khana (Harper): “The life Kamila Sidiqi had known changed overnight when the Taliban seized control of the city of Kabul. After receiving a teaching degree during the civil war—a rare achievement for any Afghan woman—Kamila was subsequently banned from school and confined to her home. When her father and brother were forced to flee the city, Kamila became the sole breadwinner for her five siblings. Armed only with grit and determination, she picked up a needle and thread and created a thriving business of her own. The Dressmaker of Khair Khana tells the incredible true story of this unlikely entrepreneur who mobilized her community under the Taliban. Former ABC News reporter Gayle Tzemach Lemmon spent years on the ground reporting Kamila’s story, and the result is an unusually intimate and unsanitized look at the daily lives of women in Afghanistan. These women are not victims; they are the glue that holds families together; they are the backbone and the heart of their nation. Afghanistan’s future remains uncertain as debates over withdrawal timelines dominate the news. The Dressmaker of Khair Khana moves beyond the headlines to transport you to an Afghanistan you have never seen before. This is a story of war, but it is also a story of sisterhood and resilience in the face of despair. Kamila Sidiqi’s journey will inspire you, but it will also change the way you think about one of the most important political and humanitarian issues of our time.”

I’m doing this as a favor for you. This flap copy basically tells you what’s in the book, and how you’re supposed to react to it. Now you don’t have to spend the time reading it.

Other Books Read:
Penderwicks at Point Mouette
Wildwood Dancing (reread)
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (audio)
The Wee Free Men (audio; reread)
Close to Famous
What Momma Left Me
A Stranger to Command (DNF)
The Great Gatsby
Anna and the French Kiss
Mission Road

Anna and the French Kiss

by Stephanie Perkins
ages: 14+
First sentence: “Here is everything I know about France: Madeline and Amélie and Moulin Rouge.”
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Copy given to me by the lovely Vasilly

So, this one has been getting a lot of hype, all of it saying how wonderful, how great, how supremely perfect this was.

M, when she finished it said, “Well, that was cheesetastic. Good cheese, but so cheesy.”

The basic story: Anna Oliphant is the daughter of a Nicholas Sparks-type author, who, not wanting to be outdone by all his Posh Hollywood Friends, ships Anna off to a Posh boarding school in Paris. (Oh noes.) She doesn’t know a lick of French, doesn’t want to leave her comfortable life in Atlanta, doesn’t want to leave her blossoming almost-relationship with Toph. But, to Paris she goes.

Where she bumps into — literally — Étienne St. Clair.

(cue dreamboat music)

What ensues is a lot of romantic push-and-pull. Anna obviously St. Clair, but she has a double problem to deal with: he’s got a girlfriend though she’s kind of out of the picture, and Anna’s friend Mer likes him as well. Then there’s the question of whether or not St. Clair likes her? Sure, they’re friends, and they hang out all the time. But does he like her?

(Because, you know, we ALL want to know that.)

That’s not to say this is a bad book: it’s predictable, sure. But I did enjoy the relationship between Anna and St. Clair, it’s heights and valleys, and it’s inevitable, swoon-worthy resolution. It’s not a simple book, and much like Maureen Johnson’s work, Perkins knows how to write a romance that deals with more even while putting the relationship front-and-center.

Update, 2018: I can see how I thought it was cheesy, but for whatever reason (time, place, etc.), I found it to have a lot more depth this time. There were themes about communication and assumptions that touched me, and a reminder that while my children are my responsibility, they are also their own people with their own dreams, and it’s not up to me to control their lives. Also: I missed the subtext that Americans really can be awful (en masse) the first time around. Still a very good book.

Not perfect, b I ut delightful.

Mission Road

by Rick Riordan
ages: adult
First sentence: “Ana had to get the baby out of the house.”
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Even after my failed attempt to read Southtown, I wanted to finish out Tres Navarre’s story. Mission Road didn’t sound like such the gritty story, and so I picked it up, hoping for the same sort of thrilling mystery that Riordan had delivered before.

Tres Navarre has settled into a bit of a routine: visit his girlfriend Maia up in Austin, take care of his resident ex-FBI housemate, take a PI job here and there, try not to get killed in the process. But when his old friend Ralph Arguello shows up at Tres’s back door shaking, covered in blood, and accused of being his wife’s, Sargeant Ana DeLeon, shooter, there’s only one thing Tres can do: help him.

That makes Tres a fugitive from the law: he and Ralph have 48 hours to figure out who shot Ana, and solve a cold case from 1987. Because the two are inevitably connected. This, of course, involves getting the help of a notorious San Antonio mob boss, who also happens to be the father of the murder victim in the 1987 case.

Interestingly enough, Tres is more of a pawn in this book than an actual participant. It’s Maia who does all the legwork, getting the information, and actually is the one who solved both crimes. She’s the one who had the intense face-down with the suspect, who put the puzzle pieces together while Tres and Ralph were running around creating a nice diversion while trying to save their necks. I didn’t mind this at all; I like Tres, but I’ve decided that I like Maia more. She’s a tough, intelligent, interesting woman; full of power and vulnerability in all the right ways. It also helped that Tres and Ralph hooked up with another intriguing, complicated woman — Madeline White, daughter of the mob boss — which spiced up their run for their lives.

Even with these two women, the book is populated with less-than-lovely characters. There’s an interesting division between bad and truly evil, between skirting the law and doing unspeakable crimes. Riordan handles something that could be really disturbing — the rape and murder of multiple young women — with sensitivity; the book never crosses over into the truly graphic, which makes it go down easier. First and foremost is saving Tres and Ralph, and by extension, Ralph’s wife and year-old daughter.

As for the mystery: I kind of figured it out halfway through, but only one part of it. There’s a really nice twist in the very last chapter, one that was surprising, but made sense given the characters and the plot.

Very satisfying.

The Great Gatsby

by F. Scott Fitzgerald
ages: adult
First sentence: “In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since.”
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Ah Gatsby.

I fell for this book sometime in high school during my jazz phase. I don’t remember what it was about the book that captured my fancy; I just remember loving it. However, after using it as a basis for a paper in my class on the history of jazz my freshman year of college, I haven’t opened the book.

Enter John Green and the Nerdfighters. They’re doing a read-along of the book this summer, and while I may not actively participate in the discussion (though I did enjoy John’s first video on the book), I decided I would at least give The Great Gatsby another try to see if it held up over the years.

And it did. I’m not sure I was as enamored over it as I was in high school. Upon rereading, I think what I liked was the feel of the book. It captures the feel of the jazz age — the aimlessness, loneliness after the first World War, and yet the desire to distance oneself from anything destructive — so perfectly. I was caught up again in their mediocre lives of desperation, indulging in the reminder that being rich does not solve any problems, and may only serve to create more. It was also a reminder, this time around, that the past should stay in the past, that any desire to relive it will just end in pain for everyone.

I find the writing lyrical, and the story beautiful in it’s desperation. A true American classic.