by Abby Jimenz
Read by: Christine Lakin & Matt Lanter
Content: There is some swearing, including a few f-bombs, and some fade-to-black sex. It’s in the Romance Section of the bookstore.

I do not have a good track record with Abby Jimenez. Of the three I’ve started, I’ve only finished one, and I did like that one. But, the other two, not so much.

My problems with this one were the plot: Samantha and Xavier had a first date that was to-die-for (instalove anyone?) but it turns out that Samantha is moving out of Minnesota and back to California to help with her mom who is fading due to early-onset dimensia. “Forget me” she tells him. Of course he doesn’t. And they spend the rest of the book pushing and pulling: wanting to be together, but it’s “impossible”. *eye roll* So, have a long-distance relationship? But no, Samantha only wants in-person relationships. They can’t afford to keep flying back and forth. They want to be together and just can’t. Round and round we go. After about 40% of this (I was listening to audio), I jacked it up to 1.4x speed, hoping it would help with the boring round and round, but after another 40%, I got sick of it and just stopped. I don’t even care how it ends. I don’t care that Samantha’s grandmother dies, that Xavier’s parents are complete assholes… I just don’t care.

I’m a little miffed that I made it through 80% before bailing (I should have bailed at 40%), but the narrators were good enough to keep me somewhat interested. Though – and this must be the director’s decision – whenever one of them was narrating (say she was), the other narrator would read the dialogue that their character said (so every time Xavier spoke, Latner would say his words). It was weird, and I’m not sure I liked it. It may have contributed to my dislike of this one overall.

I’m sure there’s going to be some Jimenez stans out there who love it, but I am not one of them.