Introducing…


My debut YA cover! (Found via 100 Scope Notes… I just needed something diverting today!)

The directions:

CREATE YOUR DEBUT YA COVER

1 – Go to “Fake Name Generator” or click http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

The name that appears is your author name.

2 – Go to “Random Word Generator” or click http://www.websitestyle.com/parser/randomword.shtml

The word listed under “Random Verb” is your title.

3 – Go to “FlickrCC” or click http://flickrcc.bluemountains.net/index.php

Type your title into the search box. The first photo that contains a person is your cover.

4 – Use Photoshop, Picnik, or similar to put it all together. Be sure to crop and/or zoom in.

5 – Post it to your site along with this text.

Final Top 100 MG Books

Oh My Gosh. This was an incredibly hard thing to do: chop everyone’s lovely recommendations to a list of 100 that is not only reflective of all the wonderful middle grade writing, but also reflects the diversity out there. There’s books about people of color, of course (though not as many as I think there *could* be), but fantasy, adventure, family-oriented, classics, new books, boy books, girl books… I ended up only having one book per author, because of space. And I eliminated graphic novels (except for Diary of a Wimpy Kid, which isn’t really one). And I tried to choose the best one when I had three or four on the same theme (which wasn’t easy).

It’s not perfect — how could a list compiled by one person running a blog ever be? — but I think it’s a dang good one. Enjoy!

  1. Wolves of Willoughby Chase, by Joan Aiken
  2. How Tia Lola Came to Visit, by Julia Alvarez
  3. The Book of Three, by Lloyd Alexander
  4. The Underneath, by Kathi Appelt
  5. Tuck Everlasting, by Natalie Babitt
  6. The Indian in the Cupboard, by Lynn Banks
  7. Wizard of Oz, by L. Frank Baum
  8. Peter Pan, by J. M. Barrie
  9. Tales of Fourth Grade Nothing, by Judy Blume
  10. The Secret Garden, by Frances Hodgson Burnett
  11. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll
  12. Al Capone Does My Shirts, by Gennifer Choldenko
  13. Ramona Quimby, Age 8, by Beverly Cleary
  14. Gregor the Overlander, by Suzanne Collins
  15. The Dark is Rising, by Susan Cooper
  16. Elijah of Buxton, by Christopher Paul Curtis
  17. Matilda, by Roald Dahl
  18. Because of Winn-Dixie, by Kate DiCamillo
  19. The London Eye Mystery, by Siobhan Dowd
  20. The City of Ember, by Jeanne DuPrau
  21. Half Magic, by Edward Eager
  22. Then there were Five, by Elizabeth Enright
  23. The Moffats by Eleanor Estes
  24. The Great Brain, by John F. Fitzgerald
  25. Harriet The Spy, by Louise Fitzhugh
  26. The Whipping Boy by Sid Fleischman
  27. Coraline, by Neil Gaiman
  28. Moxy Maxwell Does Not Love Stuart Little, by Peggy Gifford
  29. The Liberation of Gabriel King, by K. L. Going
  30. The Thing about Georgie, by Lisa Graff
  31. The Wind in the Willows, by Kenneth Grahame
  32. Among the Hidden, by Margaret Peterson Haddix
  33. The Princess Academy, by Shannon Hale
  34. Penny From Heaven, by Jennifer L. Holm
  35. Everything on a Waffle, by Polly Horvath
  36. Journey to the River Sea, by Eva Ibbotson
  37. Toys Go Out, by Emily Jenkins
  38. The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norman Juster
  39. The Ordinary Princess, by M. M. Kaye
  40. Diary of a Wimpy Kid, by Jeff Kinney
  41. The Jungle Book, by Rudyard Kipling
  42. The Book of Story Beginnings, by Kristin Kladstrup
  43. Schooled, by Gordon Korman
  44. The Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, by E. L. Konigsburg
  45. Savvy, by Ingrid Law
  46. Rabbit Hill by Robert Lawson
  47. A Wrinkle in Time, by Madeleine L’Engle
  48. Ella Enchanted, by Gail Carson Levine
  49. The Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe, by C.S. Lewis
  50. Where the Mountain Meets the Moon, by Grace Lin
  51. Pippi Longstocking, by Astrid Lindgren
  52. Rules, by Cynthia Lord
  53. Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things, by Lenore Look
  54. Betsy-Tacy by Maud Hart Lovelace
  55. The Giver, by Lois Lowry
  56. Mrs. Piggle Wiggle, by Betty MacDonald
  57. Every Soul a Star, by Wendy Mass
  58. Homer Price by Robert McCloskey
  59. Saffy’s Angel, by Hilary McKay
  60. The Blue Sword, by Robin McKinley
  61. The Pushcart War by Jean Merrill
  62. Winnie the Pooh, A. A. Milne
  63. Rascal, by Sterling North
  64. The Borrowers, by Mary Norton
  65. Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, by Robert C. O’Brien
  66. Greetings from Nowhere, by Barbara O’Conner
  67. Island of the Blue Dolphins, by Scott O’Dell
  68. A Single Shard, by Linda Sue Park
  69. The Bridge to Terebithia, by Katherine Patterson
  70. Soup by Robert Newton Peck
  71. Clementine, by Sarah Pennypacker
  72. Rickshaw Girl, by Mitali Perkins
  73. Six Innings, by James Preller
  74. Where the Red Fern Grows, by Wilson Rawls
  75. The Westing Game, by Ellen Raskin
  76. The Lightning Thief, by Rick Riordan
  77. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, by J.K. Rowling
  78. Yellow Star, by Jennifer Roy
  79. Becoming Naomi Leon, by Pam Munoz Ryan
  80. The Invention of Hugo Cabret, by Brian Selznik
  81. Black Beauty by Anna Sewell
  82. Where the Sidewalk Ends, by Shel Silverstein
  83. The Bad Beginning, by Lemony Snicket
  84. The Egypt Game, by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
  85. The Mysterious Benedict Society, Trenton Lee Stewart
  86. The Witch of Blackbird Pond, by Elizabeth George Speare
  87. When You Reach Me, by Rebecca Stead
  88. Treasure Island, by Robert Louis Stevenson
  89. Ballet Shoes by Noel Streatfield
  90. Keena Ford and the Second Grade Mix-Up, by Melissa Thompson
  91. The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien
  92. Mary Poppins by P.L. Travers
  93. Dicey’s Song by Cynthia Voigt
  94. So B. It, by Sarah Weeks
  95. Charlotte’s Web, by E.B. White
  96. Little House in the Big Woods, by Laura Ingalls Wilder
  97. Leepike Ridge, by Nathan D. Wilson
  98. Dealing with Dragons, by Patricia Wrede
  99. Dollhouse Murders, by Betty Wren Wright
  100. Passager, by Jane Yolen

Coffeehouse Angel

by Suzanne Selfors
ages: 12+
First sentence (ARC): “The first time I saw him, he was lying in the ally behind my grandmother’s coffeehouse.”
Review copy sent to me by the publisher.
Support your local independent bookstore! Buy it there.

Katrina is an average girl. Not exactly pretty. Not exactly ambitious. Not exactly memorable. She works in her grandmother’s coffeehouse, which doesn’t exactly do brisk business; most of that goes next door to the new Java Heaven. Katrina is, however, a decent human being, and so when she opens the coffee shop one day, and spies what seems to be a homeless man in the alley, she leaves him a cuppa joe, a bag of pastries, and some chocolate-covered coffee beans, and doesn’t think anything of it.

That is, not until the guy — whose name is Malcom — shows up at an assembly, wearing a kilt, and knowing her name, saying that, in thanks, he wants to grant her innermost desire. That’s a tricky one, since Katrina is not only average, but a bit driftless, too: she has no idea what she really wants… until she gets to know Malcom a bit better. Then what she wants is something she really can’t have.

Selfors has written another delightful, unexpected romance. While Katrina was a bit too angst-ridden at times, she was also amazingly unselfish. Twice, Malcom offers her her heart’s “desire” — first fortune and then fame — and twice, she lets it slide, almost purposefully, through her fingers. She doesn’t want fame, or fortune. She wants to stop fighting with her best friend. And for the coffee shop to stay open. And for her grandmother to be happy. You would think with all this unselfishness that Katrina would be annoying, but she’s not. Not really. Selfors writes in such at way that you feel for Katrina, and when she makes the ultimate unselfish decision, it’s quite touching.

Ultimately, though, it is a romance. And a very sweet one at that. You think it’s going to go in one particular direction, but Selfors is skilled enough in the use of magic — or in this case the angelic — that she makes something outrageous seem effortless, plausible, and not in the least hokey. Which is magic in and of itself.

My Life in France

by Julia Child with Alex Prud’homme
ages: adult
First sentence: “This is a book about some of the things I have loved most in my life: my husband, Paul Child; la belle France; and the many pleasures of cooking and eating.”
Support your local independent bookstore! Buy it there.

Julia Child is an awesome woman.

Okay, yeah, I like food books and French books — and this book is both of those things — but mostly it’s the force of Julia Child’s personality that carries this book.

A forceful, entertaining, incredible personality.

It’s the story of Julia’s introduction to France, her discovery of her passion for French food, and the birth of Mastering the Art of French Cooking. It’s a fascinating journey, and it’s made all the more interesting by the way Julia writes about it. She’s full of joie de la vie, especially for all things French. She’s no-nonsense, methodical, and passionate. And, most of all, she writes like you’re sitting down next to her, sipping a cup of whatever, and she’s just rattling off memory after memory of her fascinating life, holding you spellbound.

Some basic highlights: She moved to France in 1946 — she was 36 — with her husband, Paul, who was stationed there with the USIS. She had never been there, and was totally ignorant in the ways of cooking and food in general. She shortly became passionate about the food, and decided about six months into their stay to study at Le Cordon Bleu.

While she appreciated the basic education that Le Cordon Bleu gave her, she was ultimately dissatisfied with the school. She did graduate, but only after having to go through some bureaucratic hoop-jumping. She had discovered that she was passionate about cooking, especially cooking French food, and so even though the school didn’t work out the way she wanted it to, she kept up with teaching herself.

One of the things that really impressed me was how methodical she was in her learning. She took the time to research everything, especially when she started working on the cook book (or “cookery-bookery” as she called it), and was more than willing to listen and learn from the experts. It took her — she collaborated with a couple of French women — 10 years to get the first Mastering book done and into the hands of a publisher, and another 9 on Volume 2. I found that immensely impressive.

On top of all that, she was as gifted linguist: she picked up French, German and Norwegian during her husband’s years in the service, before settling down in Cambridge, Massachusetts. She does get into how her TV show came to be, and dealing with the effects of celebrity, but I felt it was all almost an afterthought. The heart of the book, and the most interesting parts, are in Paris. Which is probably as it should be.

I loved the last paragraph, though:

In all the years since that succulent meal, I have yet to lose the feelings of wonder and excitement that it inspired in me. I can still almost taste it. And thinking back on it now reminds me that the pleasures of the table, and of life, are infinitetoujours bon appetit!

Bon appetit, indeed.

Preliminary 100 MG Books List

Here’s the first draft of the list. Some explanations: I checked everything against my library’s catalog — I figured they’re a good standard (I love my library!) — and if it was shelved in the teen space or they didn’t have it, off the list it went. Also, for series, I put the first book, except for The Dark is Rising and Ramona Quimby, where I put what I thought was the best one, since they don’t necessarily need to be read as a series.

So. Your job: what is on here that doesn’t deserve to be? Is there any glaring holes? Let me know. (Otherwise, I’ll just have to chop the list down willy-nilly. Yes, I just used that in a sentence.)

  1. Wolves of Willoughby Chase, by Joan Aiken
  2. How Tia Lola Came to Visit, by Julia Alvarez
  3. The Book of Three, by Lloyd Alexander
  4. The Underneath, byKathi Appelt
  5. Tuck Everlasting, by Natalie Babitt
  6. The Search for Delicious, by Natalie Babitt
  7. Chasing Vermeer, by Blue Balliett
  8. The Indian in the Cupboard, by Lynn Banks
  9. Wizard of Oz, by L. Frank Baum
  10. The Spiderwick Chronicles, by Holly Black
  11. Peter Pan, by J. M. Barrie
  12. Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret, by Judy Blume
  13. Tales of Fourth Grade Nothing, by Judy Blume
  14. The Secret Garden, by Frances Hodgson Burnett
  15. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll
  16. Al Capone Does My Shirts, by Gennifer Choldenko
  17. Ramona Quimby, Age 8, by Beverly Cleary
  18. The Mouse and the Motorcycle, by Beverly Cleary
  19. Artemis Fowl, by Eoin Colfer
  20. Gregor the Overlander, by Suzanne Collins
  21. The Dark is Rising, by Susan Cooper
  22. Elijah of Buxton, by Christopher Paul Curtis
  23. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, by Roald Dahl
  24. Matilda, by Roald Dahl
  25. Because of Winn-Dixie, by Kate DiCamillo
  26. The Tiger Rising, by Kate DiCamillo
  27. The Tale of Despereaux, by Kate DiCamillo
  28. The London Eye Mystery, by Siobhan Dowd
  29. The City of Ember, by Jeanne DuPrau
  30. Half Magic, by Edward Eager
  31. Then there were Five, by Elizabeth Enright
  32. The Big Splash, by Jack Ferraiolo
  33. The Great Brain, by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  34. Harriet The Spy, by Louise Fitzhugh
  35. The Ranger’s Apprentice, by John Flanagan
  36. The Girl Who Could Fly, by Victoria Forester
  37. Coraline, by Neil Gaiman
  38. The Graveyard Book, by Neil Gaiman
  39. My Side of the Mountain, by Jean Craighead George
  40. Moxy Maxwell Does Not Love Stuart Little, by Peggy Gifford
  41. The Liberation of Gabriel King, by K. L. Going
  42. The Thing about Georgie, by Lisa Graff
  43. The Wind in the Willows, by Kenneth Grahame
  44. Among the Hidden, by Margaret Peterson Haddix
  45. The Princess Academy, by Shannon Hale
  46. Rapunzel’s Revenge, by Shannon, Dean and Nathan Hale
  47. Penny From Heaven, by Jennifer L. Holm
  48. Journey to the River Sea, by Eva Ibbotson
  49. Toys Go Out, by Emily Jenkins
  50. The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norman Juster
  51. The Ordinary Princess, by M. M. Kaye
  52. Diary of a Wimpy Kid, by Jeff Kinney
  53. The Jungle Book, by Rudyard Kipling
  54. The Book of Story Beginnings, by Kristin Kladstrup
  55. Shipwreck, by Gordon Korman
  56. Schooled, by Gordon Korman
  57. The Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, by E. L. Konigsburg
  58. The View from Saturday, by E.L. Konigsburg
  59. Savvy, by Ingrid Law
  60. A Wrinkle in Time, by Madeleine L’Engle
  61. A Ring of Endless Light, by Madeline L’Engle
  62. Ella Enchanted, by Gail Carson Levine
  63. The Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe, by C.S. Lewis
  64. Where the Mountain Meets the Moon, by Grace Lin
  65. Pippi Longstocking, by Astrid Lindgren
  66. In The Year of The Boar and Jackie Robinson, by Bette Lord
  67. Rules, by Cynthia Lord
  68. Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things, by Lenore Look
  69. Number the Stars, by Lois Lowry
  70. The Giver, by Lois Lowry
  71. Every Soul a Star, by Wendy Mass
  72. Saffy’s Angel, by Hilary McKay
  73. The Blue Sword, by Robin McKinley
  74. Fablehaven, by Brandon Mull
  75. Five Children and It, by E. Nesbit
  76. Rascal, by Sterling North
  77. The Borrowers, by Mary Norton
  78. The Silver Crown, by Robert C. O’Brien
  79. Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, by Robert C. O’Brien
  80. Greetings from Nowhere, by Barbara O’Conner
  81. Island of the Blue Dolphins, by Scott O’Dell
  82. A Single Shard, by Linda Sue Park
  83. The Bridge to Terebithia, by Katherine Patterson
  84. Hatchet, by Gary Paulson
  85. The Kingdom Keepers, by Ridley Pearson
  86. Clementine, by Sarah Pennypacker
  87. Rickshaw Girl, by Mitali Perkins
  88. Six Innings, by James Preller
  89. Where the Red Fern Grows, by Wilson Rawls
  90. The Westing Game, by Ellen Raskin
  91. The Lightning Thief, by Rick Riordan
  92. Hurt Go Happy, by Ginny Rorby
  93. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, by J.K. Rowling
  94. Yellow Star, by Jennifer Roy
  95. Becoming Naomi Leon, by Pam Munoz Ryan
  96. Magyk, by Angie Sage
  97. Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians, by Brandon Sanderson
  98. The Invention of Hugo Cabret, by Brian Selznik
  99. Where the Sidewalk Ends, by Shel Silverstein
  100. Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo, by Obert Skye
  101. The Bad Beginning, by Lemony Snicket
  102. The Changeling, by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
  103. The Egypt Game, by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
  104. The Velvet Room by Zilpha Keatley Snyder
  105. The Mysterious Benedict Society, Trenton Lee Stewart
  106. Encyclopedia Brown, Boy Detective, by Donald J. Sobol
  107. The Witch of Blackbird Pond, by Elizabeth George Speare
  108. When You Reach Me, by Rebecca Stead
  109. Treasure Island, by Robert Louis Stevenson
  110. Keena Ford and the Second Grade Mix-Up, by Melissa Thompson
  111. The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien
  112. So B. It, by Sarah Weeks
  113. Stuart Little, by E.B. White
  114. Charlotte’s Web, by E.B. White
  115. Little House in the Big Woods, by Laura Ingalls Wilder
  116. The Worry Web site, by Jacqueline Wilson
  117. Leepike Ridge, by Nathan D. Wilson
  118. Dealing with Dragons, by Patricia Wrede
  119. Dollhouse Murders, by Betty Wren Wright
  120. Millicent Min: Girl Genius, by Lisa Yee
  121. The Devil’s Arithmetic, by Jane Yolen
  122. Passager, by Jane Yolen

Goddess Boot Camp

by Tera Lynn Childs
ages: 13+
First sentence: “I. Am. A. Goddess.” (I guess that counts.)
Support your local independent bookstore! Buy it there.

So, when we last left Phoebe, she had just found out that she was descended from the goddess Nike; in fact, Nike is her great-grandmother. Which means, not only is Phoebe endowed with great power, since she came into it late, it’s a bit (!) out of control.

Since Phoebe seems to be unable to get her act, well powers, together, her step-father, Damian, has enrolled her in Goddess Boot Camp. With a bunch of 10 year olds. Not exactly the most ideal way to spend the summer (no, she’d rather be running or snogging her boyfriend, Griffin).

While I enjoyed this book on a fluffy, summery level , it seemed that there was even less of a plot here than in Oh.My.Gods.. That, and the dialogue — especially between Phoebe and Griffin, started to annoy me. I thought that there were many instances when Child actually used dialogue to get us through a scene when it could have been more effectively summarized in a sentence or two. In addition, the whole sub-plot with Phoebe being unable to trust Griffin to be faithful was a bit much for me. That said, the overall idea of trust and being sure of oneself is a good thing. And M really liked it.

And, as I said before: it’s a fun beach read.

Library Loot #28

I felt guilty after reading Mother Reader’s post about best YA books by/about women of color. So, I decided to check some of the books out. Granted, I probably won’t get to them for a while, but that’s ok.

For A/K:
Maxwell’s Magic Mix-Up, by Linda Ashman/Illus. by Regan Dunnick
Saint Francis and the Wolf, by Richard Egielski**
Catalina Magdalena Hoopensteiner Wallendiner Hogan Logan Bogan Was Her Name, by Tedd Arnold**
Moonbear’s Shadow, by Frank Asch
I Love Guinea-pigs, by Dick King-Smith/Illus. by Anita Jeram
Jake the Ballet Dog, by Karen LeFrank/Illus. By Marcin Baranski

For M:
Sandry’s Book (Circle of Magic, Book 1) (No. 2), by Tamora Pierce*
Tris’s Book (Circle Of Magic), by Tamora Pierce*
Daja’s Book (Circle Of Magic), by Tamora Pierce*
Briar’s Book (Circle of Magic #4), by Tamora Pierce*
Paper Towns, by John Green*
The Chronicles of Faerie: The Light-Bearer’s Daughter, by O. R. Melling

For me:
Secret Keeper, Mitali Perkins
Shug, Jenny Han
One Thousand Tracings: Healing the Wounds of World War II, Lita Judge

The roundup is either at Reading Adventures or A Striped Armchair.

*Ones that M eventually read.
**Picture books we really liked.

Gimme Your Favorites

I’ve been asked to put together a list of 100 Best Middle Grade books (that’s ages 8-13). I’m not going to get all scientific, like Betsy did, but I really NEED your help. Give me your top five (or ten or twenty) books that YOU think should be on the list. And PLEASE spread the word. The more input I get on this, the better! I’ll do a follow up post, when I get close to 100.

THANKS; you guys are awesome.

The Sisters Grimm: The Everafter War

by Michael Buckley
ages: 9+
First sentence: “Sabrina Grimm’s life was a collection of odd events.”

It’s been a year since I’ve visited Ferryport Landing and the Grimms, and if I were brutally honest (which — shock — I can be sometimes), I would have to say that I didn’t really think about the series. It didn’t really matter to me that the next one was coming out, and I didn’t rush to the library to get the next copy for my girls.

Yet, a copy came our way, both M and C devoured it, and I found myself wondering: what happens next? What’s the next twist and turn that Buckley can throw at us? So, I caved and read it (if only so I could get the book back to our friends who lent it to us).

And… it’s much of the same as the other ones. Fun — I like Buckley’s interpretations of the fairy tales — with multiple twists and turns, and… well, vaguely annoying. I spent less time with the book this time around because I read it to myself rather than reading it out loud, and so I wasn’t as annoyed. Still, I think Buckley’s dialogue is awkward, and he spends too much time spinning his wheels instead of moving forward with the plot. That, and the whole “to be continued” still grates on me.

That said, M and C still really like this series, and the big reveal of the identity of the Master is, well, shocking. And yeah, I’ll probably read the next one when it comes out, even as I ask myself: when will this series end?

Fiction

by Ara 13
ages: adult
First sentence: “While in the cavalier guardianship of the forest of Marlay, I first saw the lowland tapir.”
Review copy sent to me by a publicist.

I’ll be honest: I married a guy who thinks a lot. In fact, his whole PhD and first five years of teaching was mostly teaching about thinking. And philosophizing. And thinking about philosophizing. Me, on the other hand: I’m a tactile person. I think, sure (even critically sometimes), and I like discussing ideas as much as the next person (well, maybe not every next person). But, honestly, when I’m reading, I like to lose myself in the work, to enjoy the ride, to escape.

Which means: I. Didn’t. Get. This. Book. Metafiction, which I am told this book is an example of, eludes me.

I did get bits and snatches of the plot — and while there was a plot that I was getting bits and snatches of, I enjoyed it — which basically went like this: Daniel is a priest, who decides to go into the jungle to convert the “savages” to the Gospel. However, when he gets there, he discovers that the “savages” are actually very sophisticated, and already have a religion. One that’s based on a picture book — Alice in Wonderland, of all books — that has been handed down for generations. This sends Daniel into a tailspin of doubt, especially when a couple of the natives take his example and decide to become missionaries himself.

The problem with the story is not the plot, it’s the narrative. It was odd. Very odd. (And not funny odd.) Sometimes it was funny. But mostly, it was rambling, shifting, and very confusing (at least to me). The narrative voice would shift from one person to the next, and the narrative would simply stop and switch to one of a number of sub-plots, which were confusing and led nowhere.

That said, I think the end is the key:

I’ve decided to set aside my fear of sounding trite and to leave you with a kernel of wisdom, one simple verb: Read… And look beyond the culturally ascribed worth of the artifact. Often, the value may be a lesson contrary to what is apparent or universally believed…. Scoff not at fictions merely on account of their fabrications. Nonfiction too is manufactured, therefore subject to the same human imperfections upon production, relieving no reader of the onus of deciding that which is sound judgment. So, digest not only fact; read fiction. Certainly there is much to gain from the made-up as well as the real. The lessons learned and the consequential defenses taken to avoid life’s miseries do not diminish in value because of their source.

There you have it. Metafiction. I just wish it made more sense.