Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

by Jonathan Safran Foer
ages: adult
First sentence: “What about a teakettle?”
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Huh. I heard so much good about this book, the people over at the Nook (that’s my online book group) are basically raving about it, and all I can come up with is… huh.

For those of you who don’t know (all five of you), the story revolves around nine-year-old Oskar Schnell whose father, two years before, died in the World Trade Center Bombings. Oskar has become increasingly fearful: of heights, elevators, people that look Arab and more and more neurotic, wearing only white, writing letters obsessively to famous people (mostly asking to be their protégé). Then, in his father’s closet, he finds a key in an envelope marked “Black”, and begins searching New York City for the owner. Somehow, he feels, this will help him learn more about his father and give him some kind of closure. Interspersed with Oskar’s story are letters from his grandparents: ones from his grandfather to his father explaining why he left and wasn’t there while his son was growing up. And ones from his grandmother to Oskar, explaining what happened with her husband and why she is leaving now.

It’s the combination of Oskar’s pretentiousness (and “wise innocence”) and the use of graphics — pictures or red markings or — that give this novel it’s unique feel. Sometimes, that’s a good thing. Sometimes, I thought, all of the novel ideas in this novel actually worked. I enjoyed the photographs; they gave an interesting perspective into Oskar’s world and his journey. It’s a depressing subject, 9/11, and I thought there were moments when Foer got grief, got incompleteness, got searching for closure just right. There were chapters that hit me powerfully — the letter from the grandmother about her reaction when she realized her son had died in the towers, for instance — and the ending is, ultimately, hopeful. Which is a good thing considering the scope of the tragedies in the book. It could have been a horribly depressing book, and it wasn’t.

But, there were also moments when the pretentiousness — of both the novel and of Oskar — drove me absolutely batty. I spent too much time trying to figure out the red editing marks on one of the grandfather’s letters, trying to figure out what it all “meant”. And the letter from the grandfather that began with numbers — he was trying to communicate on the phone without speaking — and ended in pages of black ink drove me batty. (Yes, I did try to figure out what he was saying. Argh.) Perhaps, for once in my life, I was over thinking a book instead of letting it wash over me. But perhaps, also, all the uniqueness and all the pretentiousness negated each other: there was too much of a good thing in this book, and in the end I was left with an empty void of Huh.

Library Loot 2010-18

I barely got to the library these past two weeks; they’re still under construction, and there’s not much to do except go, pick up the numerous holds I have, take all the paper off and rubber bands off of them, and check out. Sigh. Hopefully, we’ll be back to normal next week!

What came in these past two weeks:

Adult Fiction:

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: A Novel, by Jonathan Safran Foer
The School of Essential Ingredients, by Erica Bauermeister
A Song for Summer, by Eva Ibbotson
Sabine’s Notebook: In Which the Extraordinary Correspondence of Griffin & Sabine Continues, by Nick Bantock
The Golden Mean: In Which the Extraordinary Correspondence of Griffin & Sabine Concludes, by Nick Bantock
The Gryphon: In Which the Extraordinary Correspondence of Griffin & Sabine Is Rediscovered, by Nick Bantock
The Morning Star: In Which the Extraordinary Correspondence of Griffin & Sabine Is Illuminated, by Nick Bantock
The Beekeeper’s Apprentice: Or On the Segregation of the Queen, by Laurie R. King

Middle Grade Fiction:
Running Out of Time, by Margaret Peterson Haddix
Cosmic, by Frank Cottrell Boyce
Where the Red Fern Grows, by Wilson Rawls

YA Fiction:
North of Beautiful, Justina Chen Headley
Blue is for Nightmares, by Laurie Faria Stolarz
Enchanted Glass, by Diana Wynne Jones

The roundup is either at Adventures of an Intrepid Reader or A Striped Armchair. Obligatory FTC note: the links are provided through my Amazon Associates account. If you click through and actually purchase one of these books, I’ll get a teeny, tiny payment. But, since no one ever does, and it’s SO much easier using the associates account to put up these links, I’m going to keep doing it.

Letter to My Daughter

by George Bishop
ages: adult
First sentence: “Dear Elizabeth, How to begin this?”
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Review copy provided by TLC Book Tours.

Elizabeth, 15 years old, has taken the car and run away after a heated argument with her mother, Laura, which ended with Laura slapping Elizabeth. All Laura can do, now, is wait and hope and reminisce about her own adolescence. In a letter to her daughter, Laura lays her past out before her, hoping that somehow it’ll help the two connect.

And, thankfully, while it’s not a happy, pretty past, it’s also not something that’s truly horrifying. It’s honest in it’s reflections of the teenage years from an adult perspective. Nothing is sugar-coated, but there’s a reflectiveness to the prose, a weightiness that makes the actions of Laura’s youth — from her first, and only it seems, love affair to the loss of that love in Vietnam to her impulsive decision making to her strained relationships with her parents — seem less angsty.

It also helped that the book was one long letter from mother to daughter. It would seem, with something like this, that there would be a self-help feel to it: Bishop, after all, is exploring the relationships between mothers and daughters and (as I well know being on both sides of that equation) that is a tricky one. There is a need to be a parent, to set boundaries, to make sure that your daughter is safe. And yet, there’s is a desire to connect as women, as people who have gone through (or will go through) many of the same experiences. It’s this tension that Bishop is exploring, I think, and the letter format pushed that tension more into the background and less of a central theme. It’s still there, it’s still present, but the book reads less like a “what to do when you’re girl goes astray” and more like a memoir, which helped.

And Bishop writes quite elegantly, as well. It’s a slim novel, and never did a feel that there was more — or less — than should have been told. As a reader, you only find out about Elizabeth through incidental comments Laura makes, and that’s as it should be. It’s Laura’s story, Laura’s memories, and Bishop doesn’t do anything to take away from that. He also quite skillfully handles the passage of time, both flipping back from the present to the past as well as Laura’s traveling through high school. It didn’t feel choppy or jumpy at all.

It was a surprisingly good novel, one that I can see myself dipping into and out of as my girls get older (and perhaps passing on to them).

Fantastic Mr. Fox

by Roald Dahl
ages: 8 to 11
First sentence: “Down in the valley there were three farms.”
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I’m not quite sure what I expected when I started this. It’s Dahl, so something weird, obviously. And Hubby’s been raving about it for years: it was his favorite Dahl as a kid. So, something… fantastic, hopefully.

And so I was surprised at how little I liked it.

It’s not that it was bad or poorly written. It was fine; it’s Dahl after all. But… perhaps that’s the problem. It’s very Dahl. On the one side of the ring are three horrible farmers, Boggis, Bunce and Bean. They’re disgusting, they’re mean, they’re… well, horrible. And on the other is Mr. Fox and his family — wife and three kids. They have to eat, of course, and what better catch is there than the ducks, geese, chickens and turkeys from the horrible farmers. So, Mr. Fox (being a fox), steals them for his family. The farmers get wise, and eventually try to catch Mr. Fox. They shoot his tail off, and then stake out his house. Mr. Fox (being a fox), is much to wily to catch, and he and his family dig ever deeper into the hill. There ensues a huge siege by the farmers; eventually the foxes will starve and come out, right?

And this is where the weirdness starts. Mr. Fox gets his friends — Badger, Rabbit, Mole — and they start digging. Amazingly, they hit right in the middle of each of the three farmer’s storehouses, creating a grand feast for all of the now-trapped underground animals, and so they never, ever have to go outside again. And… that’s it. That’s the story. It’s short, it’s for younger kids, but I’m not satisfied.

Really. That’s it. Huh.

I like Dahl’s weirdness, the fact that the horrible people get their comeuppance. But, there just wasn’t enough to this story. It wasn’t developed enough, even for a middle grade book, and it just ended, which was highly unsatisfying.

Sigh. Some books were just meant to be read as kids, I guess.

Will Grayson, Will Grayson

by John Green and David Leviathan
ages: 14+
First sentence: “When I was little, my dad used to tell me, ‘Will, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.'”
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So, to be easy about this, I’m just going to agree with what everyone else said.

(Basic plot, if you’re the 10 people who haven’t read this: Will Grayson — WG1 — is a nodescript loser who’s friends with Tiny Cooper. He accidentally meets Will Grayson — WG2 — a troubled gay teen, at a porn store in Chicago. Don’t ask. Somehow their lives intertwine. There is humor, angst, and lots and lots of singing.)

1. “Tiny Cooper. Best. Character. EVAH. Just saying. Normally I don’t like people who act like stereotypes, especially GLBT stereotypes because it’s, as one character says multiple times, “bad for the team.” But Tiny – he’s MORE than a stereotype. He’s himself, and I absolutely fell in love with him. Not sure I’d want to be his best friend, but I’d love to give him a big hug.” – Amanda, The Zen Leaf

2. “The book’s compulsively readable and both Will Graysons undergo a great deal of character development. In fact, each Will Grayson is getting to know himself, something that most teens can identify with. And now that I think about it, I think both Will Graysons are learning some of the same things – learning to stand up for himself, learning to take risks, learning to define himself in the context of friendships, and learning not to blame the world for not meeting his own expectations. They’re both learning all of these things, but in different ways, on different paths.” — Abby (the) Librarian

3. “It took me a bit to get used to the sections where the Will Grayson writing them didn’t use capitalization, or really any sentence structure at all. That writing method always bothers me, but you get used to it eventually.” – Kelly, The Written World

4. “I love that cover. It’s so pretty. I see it as an abstract representation of the color and excitement of the ending scenes (Tiny’s play). Also, I loved the name of the band the characters are obsessed with: Neutral Milk Hotel. It’s just odd enough to work. ” — Nancy, Bookfoolery and Babble

5. “Will Grayson, Will Grayson has a lot going for it. The concept of the two guys with the same name with stories running in parallel, until they converge briefly only to diverge again, is great. The two writers have different writing styles which are evident by the obviously different voices making the characters sound nothing alike.” — The Book Smugglers

6. “I love finding books that are savvy, smart, silly, funny, intelligent, irreverent, and honest. This is one of those books. Put it in the hands of teens, let them see themselves in it because we are all of us there in this book. Gay and straight, we are there, and we can hear the truth and love being spoken in this novel.” – Kids Lit

I think that about covers it.

Sunday Salon: Linky Goodness

I thought, today, that I’d share a few links for things that have caught my eye around the blogs/Twitter this past week…. (Granted, you all may have seen all of these already, but hey: this is about the speed I’m driving this week.)

First off, since BEA is just around the corner, and I’m suffering from intense BEA jealousy (want to go, but can’t) since it seems that it’s just about all anyone can talk about. Sigh. Thankfully, Danielle at There’s a Book (along with a few others) came up with Armchair BEA for those of us who are left at home, wishing we could join in the fun. A week’s worth of posts, discussions, longing… and, yes, there’s a hashtag: #armchairBEA.

Second — an event I’ve been thinking about for a couple of months now, musing over what books to go on my reading pile — it’s Mother Reader’s FIFTH (!) annual 48 Hour Book Challenge. Basic rules… it’s June 4-6th; what you do is pick 48 hours in which to read as much as you possibly can.Sign up for the challenge in the comments. I’ve got a trip up to Salina for a doctor’s appointment for M, and Hubby and M will be gone on the 5th, but I’m not going to let that deter me. Let the reading commence!

And for other odds and ends…

One more reason why you shouldn’t trust Wikipedia… Neil Gaiman confesses to making stuff up about American Gods… it’s an interesting ethical dilemma, though.

Shannon Hale has an interesting post over at squeetus on the monetary side of becoming an author (which reminded me of John Green’s posts on advances and economics of publishing from a while back). I was interested in it, mostly because C has determined that she’s either going to be an actress or an author, and when she gets “rich and famous” she’s going to buy me a mini. I hate to be the one to burst her bubble….

A few lists of Top 10 Children’s/YA books (via 100 scope notes. Thanks!) for historical fiction, graphic novels, sf/fantasy from Booklist. I’ve heard of, but haven’t read, most of them. Interesting what they picked, though.

And, finally, just because it’s hilarious… 10 words you need to stop misspelling.

The Picture of Dorian Gray

by Oscar Wilde
ages: adult
First sentence: “The studio was filled with the rich odour of roses, and when the light summer wind stirred amidst the trees of the garden, there came through the open door the heavy scent of the lilac, or the more delicate perfume of the pink-flowering thorn.”
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If I’m being completely honest, I wanted to read this book because of the movie Dorian Gray that should be coming out sometime this year (at least in the US). It caught my fancy, and I realized that while I’ve seen several adaptations of The Importance of Being Earnest, I’ve never actually read any Oscar Wilde. Shame on me.

And, after finishing this, really shame on me. Wilde is a superb writer. Terribly funny — that wonderful British dry wit you have to love, self-deprecating and dismissive — and, at the same time, incredibly thought-provoking. I found that I couldn’t stop thinking about this book.

For the three of you that don’t know the plot, I may just have to spare you. I’ve tried writing a plot summary of the book, but it’s not working. It’s about the characters — Dorian, the young innocent, who wants to stay young and beautiful, and, in the end, is willing to sell his soul to do so; Basil, the painter who paints the portrait, who pins all of his artistic hopes on Dorian; and Lord Henry, the worldly, snide, philosophic man who leads Dorian — whether intentionally or unintentionally — into a hedonistic lifestyle that ends up corrupting Dorian.

It’s also about the ideas: the place of beauty and art in our lives, the purpose of beauty in our lives, in addition to the moral weight of art, as well as whether or not we should be asking art to carry our morality or for artists to express our morality. It’s heady stuff, ideas that begged to be discussed long and thoroughly over a good dinner. (Hmm… food’s still on my mind.)

That’s not to say Dorain Gray is an easy read; it’s not. It can be funny — Lord Henry, with his posturing and glib opinions often made me laugh — but it’s also incredibly creepy and highly disturbing. Which, honestly, is as is should be. If it were just glib and funny, then I think much of the impact of what Wilde wanted to get across. I can see how this would not have gone over well in Victorian England; Wilde is putting forth ideas that are challenging to our expectations of art and morality, and challenges of that sort never go over well.

Still, it’s an incredible book, a fascinating book. And I can only hope the movie can begin to do it some justice. (*fingers crossed*)

God Went to Beauty School

by Cynthia Rylant
ages: 12+
First sentence: um… it’s a book of poetry. This doesn’t really fit.
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I picked this up because the title, of all things, cracked me up. Sure, God went to beauty school. What’s with that? I needed to know.

It turns out that it’s a collection of poems about things — human things — that God experiences. It’s simply written, thoughtful, and at times both hilarious and moving. I like Rylant’s version of God: an interesting combination of human and divine; wondering at all the little things that we often take for granted. It’s a delightful collection, spiritual in nature, yet not overly religious. And, above all, thoroughly enjoyable (And I say that I don’t like poetry!)

One of my favorites:

GOD BOUGHT A COUCH
He ordered it from Pottery Barn
and He had a little trouble
because His credit card
billing address didn’t match
the delivery address.
They weren’t totally convinced
He was God.
Because for one thing
He got His credit card
bills in Hell
(just His quirky
sense of humor)
and He wanted the
couch shipped to Heaven
(the old one was too hard),
but they didn’t buy it
until He told them
how He made the first
rhinoceros.
He had it all down,
the DNA, the chromosomes,
and especially the
Holy Spirit.
Nobody is as convincing
about the Holy Spirit
as God.
They asked Him did
He want corduroy or leather.
He said, “What do
you think?”

One of the best ways to spend 30 minutes, I promise.

10 Questions for Pam Bachorz

Pam Bachorz’s debut novel, Candor (my review, because it’s been a couple of months), has arrived with a bit of a splash. I haven’t read a single bad review of it (I swear), and it made the short list for this year’s Cybils Young Adult Fantasy and Science Fiction. It’s my pleasure to have her as a guest on my blog today, talking about Candor, writing, and reading. You can find out more about Pam at her website and on her blog.

MF: Candor — to me — was a very creepy place — from the basic housing development all the way through to the brainwashing. Where did you get the idea?

PB: Candor, Florida was in part inspired by my born paranoia. Brainwashing has freaked me out since I first heard kids at school talking about hidden messages that you could hear when you played a record backwards. Then we moved to a small planned community in Central Florida, and I was surrounded by perfection: white plastic picket fences, lush flower beds, pretty houses and smiling people. There was a truck that drove around every night, spraying mosquito repellent from the back, and one night it passed me as I was walking the dog. I wondered what was really in that mosquito spray–what if it was Prozac? Maybe that was what made everybody so happy… and willing to mow their lawn every three or four days! From there it wasn’t a big jump to thinking about brainwashing. Candor, Florida was born.

MF: Planned communities gone awry? Not too far-fetched…. Music plays an important role in the town, as well as in Oscar’s business… is there some reason that you chose music as a vehicle for the brainwashing, or was it just convenient? (I don’t suppose you’ve toyed with the idea of a playlist?)
PB: I played with lots of ideas, but I wanted to pick a brainwashing method that wouldn’t be illegal. You can’t BROADCAST hidden messages but there’s nothing to stop you from slipping it into publicly-played music (I think… I’m no lawyer, but that’s what I discovered with my research). I liked using music because it’s something that can pervade every moment of your life–and the town I lived in actually had these disguised outdoor speakers that played background music in the downtown area.

I actually DO have a short playlist on my website.

MF: While we’re on the subject… why brainwashing as a tool for control?
PB: Well, first and foremost, it is just plain creepy. It overwhelms and leaves little room for doubt or weakness. You don’t have to remember to take it, like you would with a pill, and you also can’t resist it… unless you plug your ears 24/7. Or unless you’re CANDOR’s main character Oscar..

MF: My oldest — who also loved the book — saw some parallels to Lois Lowry’s The Giver. Do you consider this book to be dystopian/science fiction? Why/why not?
PB: I am so flattered by comparisons to THE GIVER. I do think both books share a fear that people would give up their own free will, and their children’s free will, in exchange for perceived perfection. And that, to me, is definitely dystopian.

MF: I didn’t find many of the characters to be sympathetic, though Oscar grew on me by the end of the book. Do you have a favorite character or scene?
PB: I’m a mother and I love all my characters like I birthed them. Even when they’re very, very bad I can’t help but to love them. Oscar is my favorite, if I have to choose one, and in fact he STILL shows up in my imagination to tell me things! I like the flashback scene with Oscar and his parents christening the bricks with applejuice–I like seeing what Oscar lost when his mother was gone.

MF: You’ve created a whole faux website for Candor, which I simultaneously found amusing and not a little scary. What prompted you to do this?
PB: Glad you enjoyed it and also glad it freaked you out! I thought it would be a fun way to extend the reader’s experience with CANDOR and it might also attract a few new readers. I also thought it would be a cool way to get people thinking about how easy it is to deceive. But mostly, I did it because it was fun.

MF: Can you tell us a bit about the process of writing Candor? How long did it take, how much did it change from your initial idea…?
PB: Hoo boy this one took awhile. Start to finish, it took 5 years–but in that time I also had a kid, wrote two other (forever shelved) books, and moved to a new state. When I started writing the book, it was told from Nia’s point of view and Oscar was the janitor’s son! So it saw a ton of change before the finished product. Once Oscar announced to me that A. I had him all wrong and B. this was HIS story, it flew… probably 9 months from starting the rewrite to selling the book.

MF: Who, or what, influences your writing?
PB: Anything and everything. I am very inspired by dramatic, energetic music–my fingers fly when I listen to the Fratellis, Evanescence or Lady Gaga! I read YA constantly, everything from historical romance to sci fi to realistic fiction. But probably my biggest, most lasting influences are the authors I obsessed over as a teen and pre-teen: Lois Duncan and L.M. Montgomery. No wonder I like a combination of creepy and star-crossed romance.

MF: Are there five books that you think everyone should read?
PB: Well, I think there’s no one universal book that’s perfect for every reader. And thank goodness for that; how boring things would be if there was one universal taste. I do think most everyone would love these three: THE TRUE MEANING OF SMEKDAY, by Adam Rex, because it makes me laugh; CROSSING STONES, by Helen Frost, because it is simply beautiful and it made me cry; and DEADLINE by Chris Crutcher because the characters leap off the page and yes, again, it made me cry. And then there is ANNE OF GREEN GABLES, by LM Montgomery (sentimental and spunky perfection) and the creeeeepy DOWN A DARK HALL, by Lois Duncan. I swear to you, I think about DOWN A DARK HALL every single day. I think I read it ten times one summer.

MF: I’ve not, aside from Anne, that I’ve read any of those. They all sound excellent. Last question: If you don’t mind telling us, what can we expect next from you?
PB: I am in complete rewrite mode on my next release, DROUGHT, schedule for Winter 2011 publication with Egmont USA. It’s another dark, twisty tale but in a very different setting. This time the main character is a girl! A girl with a Very Big Problem… and a Very Big Gift.

MF: Thanks, Pam, for your time!
PB: Thanks again for featuring me!

Confections of a Closet Master Baker

One Woman’s Sweet Journey from Unhappy Hollywood Executive to Contented Country Baker
by Gesine Bullock-Prado
ages: adult
First sentence: “I saw the devil at age three and he gave me chocolate.”
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I needed something light, something foody, something not-YA, yet something interesting, and when Andi reviewed this, I knew that this had to be my next book. And, thankfully, it was everything I wanted it to be.

One part memoir of a childhood, one part food-lover’s delight (including recipes!), one part Hollywood insider (sans names, except for older sister Sandra, though), this book follows Gesine (pronounced Geh-see-neh) Bullock-Prado’s path from high-powered Hollywood executive to the owner of Gesine’s Confections in Montpelier, Vermont. It’s not a comfortable journey; baking increasingly becomes self-described social misanthrope Gesine’s obsession before she left Hollywood, and the store had some fits and starts before becoming a smoothly operating business. And the book isn’t exactly even either: told in hour increments mirroring the arc of Gesine’s day, it’s often uneven, sometimes telling the same stories more than once, and often the lack of chronology in the stories is quite jarring.

But, given that, Gesine’s a likable person and, Hollywood gossip aside, it’s an interesting story. She grew up in Germany and with her descriptions of food and customs and traditions, made me long to visit there again. I know I have to try every single recipe (well, not the carrot cake) in the book. It was comforting to read about of someone who adores baking, someone who finds satisfaction in creating something delicious to eat. And, no, it’s not the best-written book ever, though she is often funny, sometimes sentimental, and occasionally wandering, you can’t help but love her and want to sit down with her, eat something delicious and chat a while.

Which, I’d like to think, is what she wanted you to think when she wrote this book.