Caddy Ever After

by Hilary McKay
ages: 10+
First sentence: “Today I fell asleep in class.”

Things that are still true about the Casson books:
I adore Rose.
They make me utterly and unquestionably happy.
I find them hilarious in a wacky, British sort of way.
Eve is daffy and Bill’s a cad (though much less so in this book, if only because they show up much less).

The basic plot: Indigo likes Saffy’s friend Sarah, and so he finagles a way to sell tickets to the Valentine Dance. He sets Saffy up with Oscar. Saffy and Rose get “lost” on the moor (stranded is more like it) because of Oscar’s lousy car. Oscar and his older brother Alex rescue them and bring them home. Caddy’s waiting there, and she decides Alex is The One (mostly because he’s got permission to go to China to photograph panda bears). Except he’s not Darling Michael, to whom Rose promised not to let Caddy get married. Hence, Rose’s (in)famous wedding destruction at the end of the book.

Things that are different from the previous Casson books:
The chapters alternate between narrators (going, in order: Rose, Indigo, Saffy, Caddy, Rose again). I loved each voice, but I espeically loved that Rose was still omnipresent.
The appendices are really the best part.
I was expecting a huge climax at the church (because I read Forever Rose first), but didn’t get it, but it really didn’t matter. It was still funny.
There was a subplot about Saffy and Sarah not being friends any more becuase of a star balloon, but that was pretty silly (well, of course), and not really worth mentioning. Indigo was pretty awesome, though.

And, yes, I’m going to read Forever Rose again, just so I can put it in it’s proper place. And do a proper “review”.

Ranger’s Apprentice: The Ruins of Gorlan

by John Flanagan
ages: 10+
First sentence: “Morgorath, Lord of the Mountains of Rain and Night, former Baron of Gorlan in the Kingdom of Araluen, looked over his bleak, rainswept domain and, for perhaps the thousandth time, cursed.”

After C and I abandoned our last book, we were fishing around for something to read next. M, being the promoter of All Books She Loves, began pushing for us to start the series. I admit that I had little interest in beginning it, even with the buzz it gets, and M’s high recommendation, but she piqued C’s interest, and so Ranger’s Apprentice it was.

Will is one of Baron Arald’s wards living in the Castle Redmont. He doesn’t quite fit in with his other wardmates — Horace, Alyss, Jenny and George: he’s the smallest, he’s the least sure of his future, and (probably most importantly), he doesn’t have any idea who his parents are. (The other ones, although they are orphans, have some knowledge of where they came from.) All Will is really good at is climbing, sneaking and pilfering… not exactly things that are conducive to one of the apprenticeships in the village.

So, when the wards turn 15, and are set to be apprenticed out to the various Craftmasters, Will has no idea where he belongs. That is, until a mysterious Ranger — the super seceret guardians of the Kingdom — decides that he wants an apprentice, and that Will is it.

The beginning of the book — the choosing and training of Will with his master Halt — is actually pretty slow. C would often complain that nothing was going on. Still, we both liked Flannagan’s writing, and his detailed descriptions. That, and the story would switch back and forth between Hoarce (whose training at the battle school was really quite torturous) and Will, which kept us entertained, even if C wanted to know what was going on with Alyss and Jenny. My complaint was that for a Middle Grade book, most of the action, decisions, and plot advancements were being done by someone other than Will or Halt, and I was starting to get in a snit about that. Why bother writing a children’s book where the children aren’t even the protagonists?

But, then, the action picked up. Granted, we had to wait until the final quarter of the book (but then, it’s the first in a series, so maybe the other books won’t be so slow in starting), but we both finally got our wishes (almost): the action picked up and Will did something major. (The only thing that we didn’t get was more on Alyss and Jenny…. but M assures us that they show up in later books.) It was very intense and exciting; we couldn’t wait to get to reading those nights.

And, we’re excited to move on to the next book, which says a whole lot. At least we won’t have to wonder what we’re reading next. For a while, at least.

Permanent Rose

by Hilary McKay
ages: 10+
First sentence: “David tramped along the road to the Casson house trying not to think too far ahead.”

My brain feels much better. Thanks for asking.

This book takes place soon after Indigo’s Star — Tom has left for America, and Rose has been patiently waiting all summer for some word from him. And has gotten nothing. She waits, every day for the mail… and every day the postman passes her by. This little daily exchange spurs two events: Michael (Caddy’s beloved) pinching roses for Rose (in The Early Morning Rose Delivery Service: bringing roses to Roses) so she’s not left empty-handed; and Rose shoplifting. Oh, it begins innocently enough — rearranging displays in shops — but evolves into taking things out of stores and leaving them on the street, and eventually to bringing things all the way home. Thankfully, David (former bully of Indigo, trying to make a go at an actual friendship), has taken to coming around, and (since he is a reformed shoplifter) is able to (eventually) put Rose to rights.

And, because this is a Casson book, that’s not the entire plot. Eve is spending the summer painting murals at the hospital, because she’s too sad to paint in her shed. Caddy is avoiding Michael, because even though she loves him, she’s not sure she really really wants to marry him. And Saffy has decided that she’s going to search for her father (with Sarah’s help, of course), which leads to a Really Big Revelation (that is a tad bit soap-operaish, but forgivable) in the end. Bill, as always, is a cad, living in London with his Really Nice Girlfriend, Samantha (which begs the question: why is it that the Really Nice Girls are always attracted to cads?)

I didn’t enjoy this one as much as I did the other two (I’m not counting Forever Rose, since I read the last one first…), but that’s not saying that it’s not fabulous or wonderful. It is. It’s just not as fabulous or wonderful as Saffy’s Angel or Indigo’s Star. Then again, if this is the series’ low point (and every series has to have one), I’ll take it. It’s still quite funny, and charming, and delightful, and lovely… it’s just darker and tends in a soap opera direction at the end that I think is a bit more disturbing for me than it probably should be. (Bill really is a cad.)

But, I’ll leave you on a happy note, with the one quote that had me rolling. Indigo and Rose have been reading Le Morte d’Arthur, and Rose is asking Caddy, who’s cleaning out guinea pig cages, about Sir Lancelot:

“He went on quests,” [Caddy] said. “They all did. Questing all the time.”

“What are quests?”

“Dares. Or big searches for stuff. Right now I’m questing for my old address book. Tell me if you see it, Rosey Pose.”

“What, in there?” asked Rose, looking in disgust at the stuff Caddy was shoveling into a bucket.

“No, of course not in here!” said Caddy, laughing. “And don’t pull faces like that! It’s only poo! You have to get used to poo! Even gorgeous Lancelot pooed!”

“No he didn’t!”

“Of course he did… Gallop through the forest… stop for a poo… bash off someone’s helm, rescue a maiden… stop for a poo… Everyone does it. Unless they’re dead.”

“Well, he’s dead!” said Rose, triumphantly producing the only fact she knew for sure about Sir Lancelot.

There you have it: pure, unadulterated Casson. Isn’t it lovely.? (Even if the book isn’t quite as lovely as I had wanted it to be.)

To Catch a Mermaid

by Suzanne Selfors
ages: 8-12
First sentence: “Boom Broom awoke to find his little sister, Mertyle, looking for spots.”

It’s Friday the 13th, the day of the school Kick the Ball Against the Wall championship, and Boom Broom just knows he’s going to win. Except it seems the universe it out to get him. It’s not enough that his mother was stolen by a freak twister a year ago. Or that his father hasn’t come out of the attic since the accident. Or that his sister, Mertyle, has been coming up with increasingly inane (but creative) sicknesses to get out of school and stay home and watch game shows. Or that the housekeeper his father hired, Halvor, is a Direct Descendant of Vikings and refuses to cook or eat anything that isn’t fish, rye bread or marmalade.

No, today, of all days, Boom has to kick an apple through the window of Mr. Johnson’s house, which leads to him being late to school, which leads to him missing the Kick the Ball Against the Wall championship, which leads to him loaning his best friend, Wing, $7 of the $10 Halvor gave Boom to buy dinner (fish, of course) so he could pay off a bet, which leads to him rummaging through the reject bucket at the docks, which leads to him bringing home the one thing that will change their lives: a merbaby.

It’s a whimsical book, with absurdities and magic flowing freely throughout. Selfors has a way with descriptions, with situations that while not laugh-out-loud funny (for me, at least) are at least amusing in their absurdity. That said, there’s a dark streak running through the book; the neighbors across the street are delightfully snotty and bossy, and all that goes wrong for Boom in the weekend works most satisfactorily toward the lovely, happy conclusion.

In short: an absolutely delightful little book.

Ranger’s Apprentice: The Siege of Macindaw

by John Flanagan
ages: 10+
First sentence: “Gundar Hardstriker, Captain and Helmsan of the Scandian ship Wolfcloud, chewed disconsolately on a stringy piece of tough smoked beef.”
Release date: August 11, 2009

I haven’t read any of these books, but M is a die-hard fan. So, when Abby was doing an ARC giveaway, I knew I had to enter for her. And I (well, she) won! Because it was a bloggy thing, though, I felt kind of like I should put up a review, and since I wasn’t going to read the book, I thought it would be interesting for me to do a Q&A with M about it, instead.

Summarize the plot, but don’t give away the ending! In the fifth book, one of Will’s (that’s the main character) best friends, Alyss, is being held hostage by the evil Sir Keren, who is betraying the kingdom to Will’s country’s northern enemies. So, Will and his warrior friends plan a siege on the castle, Macindaw (hence the title), to save Alyss and the kingdom from their enemies.

What did you like most about the book? First of all: warriors and romance. Big, hulking, Viking-like people that are really stupid, but hilarious. Will’s mentor, Halt, makes the book really good, though you don’t see a lot of him. Will also makes the book really funny while he is seiging, with his romance problems. Hilarious.
What did you like least? That the good guys could do no wrong. Will’s ideas always worked. Horace (that’s the warrior friend) always killed his adversaries, and Alyss was a damsel in distress, which she wasn’t in the 5th book. She was resourceful in the 5th book, but, no, as soon as she’s caught and thrown in a castle, she’s a damsel in distress and Will has to go and save her.

Who is most likely to enjoy this book? Why? Well, actually, I’ve gotten three or four boys reading the Ranger’s Apprentice by saying “YOU’LL LIKE THIS BOOK.” So. Anyone with imagination who likes fighting (the romance doesn’t kick in until the sixth book).

What did you think of the main character? Will’s funny, resourceful, smart, and any other good word you can think of because he’s the main character and he has to be that way. Unfortunately. (And unlike Mr. Darcy.)

Any other particularly interesting characters? Horace — really fun guy, and a really good warrior. The Sorcerer of Mackindaw (can’t say his name). Really funny guy. I can’t say more, because it would give away a major plot point.

What did you think of the ending? I’m waiting for the next book. Hand it to me now.

The Graveyard Book

by Neil Gaiman
ages: 10+
First sentence: “There was a hand in the darkness and it held a knife.”

This book has been read by practically everyone (if you haven’t read it, why not?), and I don’t have much to add. So, some not-so-random thoughts (since everyone else has written a review of it):

I agree with those (like Natasha, most recently) who don’t like the cover or the illustrations. I’m not sure they added much to the book. And they just kind of weird. In cases like this, I’d much rather leave everything up to my imagination.

That said, I did like the story. It helped knowing it was patterned after Jungle Book; the pacing is a bit weird, and I think it would have bothered me if I didn’t know it was a conscious decision on Gaiman’s part to write it that way. But knowing that, I was able to put aside my irritations when they cropped up (which wasn’t often).

That said, I loved the story. I loved the intensity of the first and second-to-last chapters. During those, at least, I couldn’t put the book down. I loved Bod and the life that Gaiman imagined for him in the graveyard, including his relationships with the ghosts and Silas. There were moments of just pure wonderfulness, as well as small touches (loved the gravestones), throughout the novel.

I’m still trying to decide if it’s the best fantasy I’ve read in a while, or even if it deserves the Newbery. I think so, if only because it’s so different from anything else. Granted, different doesn’t always mean good, but in this case, I think different is unique and interesting. Which is really the best way to describe Gaiman’s work.

And this is no exception.

The Adventures of Boone Barnaby

by Joe Cottonwood
ages: 9+
First sentence: “I live in San Puerco, California.”

I picked up this book because the author was so kind to email me, praising my blog (and my “shoot-from-the-hip style” — my immediate was: “Okay? Not something I would think of myself…”) and announcing that he’s re-released his title as a podcast. Here’s what he wrote:

I’ve just re-released my novel Boone Barnaby. What’s new is that this time, it’s a podcast. Scholastic in 1990 published The Adventures of Boone Barnaby as a middle grade novel (for a podcast, I had to shorten the title so it would show up on tiny ipod screens).

Maybe I’m breaking new ground here. Does a podcast qualify for a review? (And if not, shouldn’t we catch up with what kids already accept as normal?) It’s a way to engage kids, especially boys, in a literary story. No vampires, no superheroes. I was going to bring out a new print edition, too, but as long as Amazon is selling old copies for a penny, I can’t compete – and there are probably ten thousand copies still out there in garage sale land. Meanwhile, I’ve made it available as a PDF for a free download.

There’s no money in this for me. The podcast is free (dowloadable from iTunes), the PDF is free (from my website), even the one-penny copies on Amazon earn me no royalties. I’m just reviving a good book – and enjoying the new world of podcasting.

We went back and forth a bit about podcasts… here’s where I confess that we’re a (teeny) bit behind the times around here: when I asked M if she would listen to a podcast of this book, she asked, “What’s a podcast?” Obviously, that wouldn’t work. We don’t have iPods, and as I have mentioned before, listening to a book (if it’s outside of a car during a long drive) just doesn’t work with my lifestyle. So, the compromise I came to was read the book (my library is awesome) and review it, and mention that you can get it as a podcast. (I’ve already done that part.)

It’s a very good book. Boone is a 12ish (I’m not sure if we ever got his age; if we did, it’s not sticking in my brain) kid, living in a small town in California (northern, I guess, because of references to Redwoods). He’s a pretty low-key kid, not really great but not bad either. Then one fall, everything seems to change (it’s called the “Banana Effect”: bad — or good — things always come in bunches). Some of it’s for the better: Babcock moves in, the town’s pathetic soccer team begins winning games, Boone outsmarts the local miser in the Trashathon: an event to raise money for the soccer team to go to Australia for a tournament. But some of it’s for the worse: Boone’s father is arrested on suspicion for arson (the pub is burned down, and his father just happens to have been walking around late at night with a can of gasoline), his friend Danny’s family is going to be evicted, and he has a run-in with the town’s homeless man, Damon Goodey. Sure, everything works out in the end, but it’s not the end that matters in this book, but rather the journey. It’s a coming of age story, where Boone realizes that growing up doesn’t hold all the answers as well as figuring out a few of his own rules. Not to mention how he fits into the grander (well, maybe not grander, but at least larger) scheme of things. It’s a straightforward story; Cottonwood doesn’t write down to his readers, instead just laying out the “facts” and letting the story, and characters, speak for themselves. And although there’s some thoughtful themes in it (segregation, racism, drug use — in the parents’ past — and honesty, among others), it doesn’t harp on them, or beat them into the reader.

So. Find the book (buy it for a penny plus shipping at Amazon!), or download it on your iPod (because I’m assuming that most of you have one…). It really is worth the time.

Madame Pamplemousse and Her Incredible Edibles

by Rupert Kingfisher
ages: 8-12
First sentence: “In the city of Paris, on the banks of the river, tucked away from the main street down a narrow winding alley, there is a shop.”
ARC sent by the publisher.

Madeline is the niece of Monsieur Lard, the owner of The Squealing Pig, a (not-so-respected) restaurant in Paris. Lard would love to be a world-renowned chef, famous for his delicacies. Unfortunately, his cooking is, well… bad. Horrible. Awful. And, on top (since it has to be this way), he’s a horrible, awful, bad person as well, treating his dear, sweet niece as a servant in his restaurant. She’s the dishwasher, one that’s often forgotten and much abused. Except, she (in her heart of hearts) would love to be a chef, too.

One day, the restaurant runs out of Monsieur Lard’s favorite (albeit horrible) pâté, Madeline is the only person free to go to the market to get new pâté. She doesn’t go to the market, though; she ends up at Madame Pampelmousse’s shop, a dark, dingy, out-of-the-way place that somehow holds the key to all edible delights. Madeline brings back some new pâté, which infuriates her uncle, until it’s served. It immediately becomes a sensation, and The Squealing Pig the hottest spot in Paris. Except Lard is unhappy with this turn of events, and he’s determined to get the recipe, so he sends Madeline in as a (unwilling) spy. What she discovers, there, is a whole new world, as well as a new way of cooking.

It’s a very cute story and a very cute book — from the way the story is told as well as the illustrations. I loved the touch of magical realism, how the food is magic, but only just-so, and only for those who truly deserve it. It was fun to read; funny in some parts, but mostly just smile-inducing. The book made me happy.

I kept wondering, though, who would read this. I’m not sure it would appeal to an eight year old — there are difficult words (how many third graders know pâté?), as well as the occasional “damn” that might put parents off, not to mention an odd (if cute) sort of storyline. But, it’s too spare and simple for an older reader; M had no interest in reading it, and not just because she goes in for food books. And it’s almost too bad that it has no built-in audience. Because it’s truly a little gem.

The Dragonfly Pool

by Eva Ibbotson
ages: 10+
First sentence: “I don’t think you ought to be crying at your age.”

This was a great sick day read (even though it took me two, since that’s the way my life ran this weekend). Light, fun, and terribly cute (with dark overtones), it was the perfect thing for my addled brain to handle. (I’m also feeling slightly uninspired as I write; my brain isn’t quite un-addled just yet.)

It’s 1939 London, and Tally is happy living with her two aunts and her father. Except the prospect of war is looming, and her father is concerned for her safety, so he sends Tally away to Delderton, a boarding school in the west of England. Tally doesn’t want to go, but once there, finds it an absolute heaven. Teachers that engage the students (rather than lecture), a loving, nurturing environment, and, of course, bosom friends. Then a letter comes inviting Delderton to a folk dance festival in the country of Bergania, and Tally basically bullies everyone into going. There, they meet the crown prince, and become involved in saving his life after the assassination of his father.

It goes on from there, but that’s basically the major plot points. I suppose some would say that she glossed over the war (it kind of just happens), but I don’t think this is a war book; rather, it’s more about friendship and duty and class and choosing one’s own path than adventure and romance (though there is adventure; romance is pretty understated). Ibbotson’s writing drew me into the book and held me there (even though I did the pickup-putdown dance quite a bit); I thoroughly enjoyed the alternate world, as well as the delightful characters, that she created.

I think I’m going to stop there. For more coherent thoughts (and why I picked the book up in the first place), read Fuse’s review. Or, just go read the book. It really is quite lovely.

Skeleton Creek

by Patrick Carman
ages: 10+
First sentence: “There was a moment not long ago when I thought, “This is it. I’m dead.”
Review copy received from the author. Release date February 10, 2009.

First: This is no mere book. It’s an experience, one that (as M said when I told her about it) is a bit before it’s time. See, it’s a book, but it’s also a movie. But, it’s easier to explain using the plot…

Ryan and Sarah are best friends. Best friends who have been forbidden to see each other. Because they’ve been snooping around town, trying to figure out the mystery of the Dredge. They went out there, late one night, and Ryan had an accident and broke his leg. He’s holed up in his room, doing all the writing (the book part). Sarah, who can still get around, has the video camera, and emails him passwords to a website with her videos (the movie part). Between the two of them, they will get to the bottom of the mystery… (just not in this book, so you’re prepared.)

On the one hand, this is a brilliant idea. Really. Not just for reluctant readers, but for fans of mysteries… I loved the mood of the book, and that the mood carried over to the movies. I was concerned about it being hokey, but it actually works quite well. There’s no soundrack, so it’s all a bit eerie, which works in building suspense. The mystery itself is quite intriguing, but fairly complex (about halfway through the book, I figured there would have to be a sequel, because there’s no way it was wrapping up before the end of the book, at least not satisfactorily). There’s also a bit of mystery about the mystery: is it a straight-forward ghost story? Or a murder? Or a conspiracy? Very nice.

The technical side, at least for me, left something to be desired. Since I read while my kids watch TV, and the computer is in the same room, it often made it hard for me to hear on the videos what was being said. Especially since the videos entailed a lot of whispering and quiet or faint sounds. And then there’s the fact that my computer’s ancient, and the screen overly dark, so I couldn’t see what I was supposed to be seeing half the time. Frustrating. (But not the fault of the book or the author.) M suggested that it would be cool if it were all in one package (the Kindle perhaps?) where you could read the text and watch the videos without having to switch mediums (it is also not a book for reading in school… again, having to find a computer, and a quiet room, to watch the video “chapters”).

Still, I am intrigued by the idea, especially as a way to keep the book publishing business alive. I don’t think print books are dead, but there’s always room for experimentation. And this is one experiment that worked fairly well.