Found via Blonde Momentos:

1. Your rock star name (first pet, current car): Tootie Honda

2. Your gangsta name (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe): Dulce de Leche Slide

3. Your Native American name (favourite colour, favourite animal): Green Elephant

4. Your soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born): Nicole Castro Valley

5. Your Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name): Foxme

6. Superhero name (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): Blue Lemonade

7. NASCAR name (the first names of your grandfathers): James Max

8. Stripper name (the name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favourite candy): Citrus Dove

10. TV weather anchor name (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Westenskow Washington

11. Spy name (your favourite season/holiday, flower): Fall Hyacinth

12. Cartoon name: (favourite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Strawberry Jeans

13. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree): Cereal Maple

The only one I cheated on was #4 — I don’t have a middle name, so I used the one I gave myself sometime when I was a teenager. Still, it was kind of fun. Happy April Fools Day!